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2 flights in a row @united has been an absolute dumpster fire. Hey @JetBlue you guys taking new customers?

@lady_valor_07 Just a shitty President. Doesn’t mean he’s a terrible person

This @Royals lineup tonight is fucking pitiful

@KeithOlbermann Your a loser w/ no job or friends Pipe down

I've figured out Trump's plan to steal a 3rd Term On the new Countdown Podcast dropping at midnight: one Trump post gives it away 1. "Declare" the 2020 Election void 2. Hold a "new" 2020 Election 3. It "must" be him vs Biden Crazy? Crazier than indicting a guy over seashells?

@libsoftiktok @united Have a flight tomorrow with @united , that will be my last with them

Meet Matt Doogen, he’s a pilot for @united. He just changed his cover photo on Facebook to “8647” which is known to symbolize kiIIing Trump. Would you feel safe with him flying your plane? Any comment @united ?

What on earth is the @OrlandoMagic doing????? Never seen a team not be able to rebound opponents missed free throws at such a terrible rate

@MissNalaniNY Tough

Try not to stare too long… or do.

@Naomi_Vervain @trymila_ Ok boddyyyyy

Wataa 🍬 Chudai ✨

@ArianaMarie_X_ @MsArianaMarie Nothing better than eating

I only have one rule… keep eating even when it gets spicy 🌶️

@Sweetiebbaby @Sxycocopuff Wow, now that’s a perfect kitty

@erotic_medusa Love that… stand up for yourself

@mathildtantottt How are women suppose to compete with this?

Your favorite 🐝

@aautumnren @DreamyDreamybab Would love to hear 1 thing more appetizing than this

pov: i’m about to sit on your face💦

@BaddGirlRissa @LilJillBunny Hof talent

@onlyabbybunni @LilJillBunny You just know that tastes heavenly

@sexwifekriss Def tastes like mango

black lace, messy hair, and that look that says I know exactly what I’m doing 🖤 I only meant to take a quick mirror pic… but once I saw myself like this, being innocent was no longer part of the plan tell me honestly would you just look… or would you want a lot more of me? 😏

@RepAOC Thank you for this AOC

There is no place for political violence in our country. I am relieved that the President and the attendees at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner last night are safe.

@KeithOlbermann Lol you are so pathetic

I'm not saying it was STAGED... YOU'RE saying it was staged! On the new Countdown podcast dropping at midnight: you have DOUBTS? Just because Trump has lied to you every day about every thing for a decade? Just because his people are filth? Shame, cynic! At midnight.

@KeithOlbermann @Orioles Nobody likes you Keith. Your not a man, keep sports out of your bitch mouth

Round of applause to the @Orioles. Stadium giveaways especially "hockey jerseys" usually miss but how well designed is THIS? And I don't even like the Capitals. This is A+ work boys

@NBA should be ashamed of themselves for this bullshit call. GTFOH Baby ass pussy ball now