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I know I’m in my mid 30s when the most exciting thing that happened to me this weekend was finding a stealth mode/ matte black BBQ grill at the store.

@DancingEddie_ Awesome Eddie!!! When can I get you on retainer

my dad cried at my graduation from law school so naturally, so did I big day!

@wizardofsoho This post actually upset me. Worst take I’ve seen today

All seriousness Caribbean lobsters are better than New England lobsters

@betty_nft One of the greatest marketing campaigns of all time. Gold jewelry with lab diamonds (molecularly the same) is the move & the wife agrees.

Can somebody explain to me why you prefer mined diamonds over lab grown? They’re literally perfect and don’t come from pain and exploitation. Or is that why. 😭

@cultra @Apple Honestly if they ever branched out into gaming/ all games could run on a Mac I’d switch all of my computers over.

This computer marks exactly 50 years since I was given my first @Apple computer when I was in 1st grade. I played text based adventure games all day and night. I have never owned a computer that wasn't Apple. The 90s were a bit rough. My Grandfather who bought me that first computer and has since passed loved Apple and would be so impressed what this Mac Mini is about to do

@wizardofsoho Wizard’s staff rn

The best thing about this new AP watch is how the AP watch guys are coping I just bought two and gave one of my gardener and maid. They love their new AP watches Excited to flex it on their wrist with new band Honestly looks better than most other AP watches

Higher Yields.

@MediaGiraffes @ashrobin @Slabzapp The goats 🐐

Ash x Eddie in middle America

@rektmando welp time to go fire up yeet today

1 year of you all asking - we finally got Relax Gaming today

@DeeZe Lacks depth

I love ai

@ppmcghee Only game that’s ever made me motion sick. Also the genz story telling of what they thought the 90s was like to grow up in was… interesting.

@DeFiToast It’s a playthrough b movie

Mixtape was probably the least fun I’ve ever had playing a video game. Makes sense why it got a 9.9 on IGN.

@punk9059 You need to make a video “learn to read English in 5 minutes” and only do it in Korean. Then hold for another 5 years.

In 2013, I made a YouTube video called “Learn to read Korean in 5 minutes.” It got 26,000,000 views. I haven’t made another video since. I have 57k subs though. Should I light it up again?

@franalations23 25 years?!

@DeFiToast Yes with the 25th anniversary and new HBO show dropping in December! It’s time to prepare ✅🫡🧙🏻🤓

Opening a 25 year old #harrypottertcg base set booster pack!

@DancingEddie_ Will you represent now?

update: graduating law school does NOT immediately lead to a dm inbox full of attractive women

@beausecurity Down bad 😭

No Pudgy Penguin should have less than 10,000 followers. Who needs a follow?

Ended the life of another larp KOL today Imagine going up against the king Back to golfing Next ……

@Berko_Crypto seems rare

For internal use only

@versabetweetin Great prompt

@DeFiToast Banger 💓

Lil Fluid Pudgys 🐧 PROMPT : Create a premium contemporary character identity artwork inspired by luxury fashion editorials, minimalist design publications, and high-end collectible presentation layouts. Feature the main character in a clean dynamic pose with strong silhouette clarity, natural movement, and confident visual presence. The character should remain the central focus of the composition, presented with a calm premium aesthetic and refined visual hierarchy. IMPORTANT: Do not create a symmetrical half-and-half split. Instead, introduce a controlled material transformation where part of the character gradually transitions into a flowing sculptural liquid form. The transformation should feel elegant, artistic, and premium — like frozen motion captured in a luxury fashion campaign. The transformation should flow naturally across the character rather than dividing it evenly. Allow the liquid material to emerge organically from selected areas of the outfit, accessories, or body while preserving the recognizable silhouette and overall character identity. The liquid material should feel like: * iridescent lacquer * molten resin * reflective automotive paint * glossy pearl-coated fluid Avoid: * slime aesthetics * horror melting * destruction * chaotic dripping * aggressive sci-fi effects The liquid forms should appear smooth, sculptural, reflective, and controlled, with suspended droplets, flowing ribbons, stretched surfaces, and subtle pools integrated elegantly into the composition. Use bright colors sampled from the uploaded image on a pure white background, maintaining a visually clean and sophisticated presentation. Use a minimalist editorial layout with generous negative space, elegant typography, subtle guide lines, restrained graphic accents, and soft analog print textures. Include a few minimal supporting editorial insets featuring subtle close-up details of textures, accessories, materials, jewelry, footwear, and fabric surfaces. Keep them atmospheric, refined, and fashion-oriented rather than analytical or technical. Add understated plain-English labels and elegant editorial annotations with clean spacing and modern typography. Avoid: * cluttered diagrams * excessive callouts * technical breakdown panels * material analysis layouts * floating exploded clothing parts * combat imagery * heavy sci-fi interfaces * overly technical presentation graphics The final artwork should feel like a fusion of: * a luxury fashion campaign * a premium collectible art print * a contemporary design publication * a high-end editorial poster Minimal yet expressive. Stylish yet informative. Artistic yet highly refined.