Ben Solo’s Undershirt

@JaspernDumpling What a lucky boy getting such a loving home!

Rangoon does have an eye issue called Entropion, which causes the eyelid on his right side to be inverted. He has already been seen by our vet and we are in talks for surgery so he can be happy and comfortable here with us 🩷

After Jasper's passing, my husband and I knew quickly that Dumpling needed a kitty companion. While nobody could ever replace Jasper, we have found a special boy who is helping us all through our grief. Meet Crab Rangoon! He is a rescue from a local shelter and sweet as can be

@brkrexic I used to show this episode in my classroom as an example of different perceptions. I read this in her voice.

what do you mean you want me to do another autopsy? and why do i have to it right now? i just spent hours on my feet doing an autopsy, all for you. i do it all for you mulder. you know i haven’t eaten since 6 o’clock this morning and all that was was half of a cream cheese bagel

@TriCopper Awww, feel better Copper and mom. ❤️

Copper at V. E. T. for urinary blockage 😕

@RuthWobbles Also very eyeballs. 😍

my gog she is so whisker

@yvrkit @HannahIamthest1 @yatakalam That’s AI shit writing too. Couldn’t even bother to write up the stolen story himself.

@HannahIamthest1 @yatakalam bro ripped his story for twitter clout and won’t even say the hero’s name lol

Patient attends A&E with a chest infection… standard stuff. Decides to pop outside for a vape and a bit of fresh air because, let’s be honest, the waiting room atmosphere could finish anyone off quicker than the illness. Next minute… casually clocks a bloke acting a bit off outside the maternity ward. Not aggressive, not shouting… just that “something’s not right here” vibe every frontline worker knows all too well. So what does he do? Doesn’t walk away. Doesn’t ignore it. Goes over for a chat. Two hours later… 🧠 Talked down a “lone wolf” terrorist 🎒 Convinced him to open the bag (yeah… that bag) 💣 Found himself staring at a pressure cooker bomb 📏 Asked about blast radius like he’s doing a dynamic risk assessment 🚪 Moved the whole situation away from the hospital entrance 🤝 Built enough trust to keep the bloke calm 🤗 Given him a hug when asked 📞 Got him to agree to call police before he “changed his mind” All while his own phone’s dead and there’s not a single staff member in sight to wave over. Genuinely the most British de-escalation imaginable: “Alright mate… talk to me… what’s going on?” No PPE. No backup. No radio. Just vibes, empathy, and absolute nerves of steel. Meanwhile inside: Crews stacked 8 deep Handover delays hitting biblical levels Someone asking “can you clear please” every 30 seconds And this guy is outside single-handedly preventing a mass casualty incident like it’s just another shift problem. Police turn up, job gets wrapped up, and he just wanders back in like: “Yeah I’m back… still got that chest infection by the way.” Probably still had to wait for discharge as well. Massive respect though. That’s not luck, that’s character. Calm under pressure, compassion when it mattered most. George Medal couldn’t have gone to a more deserving person. Proof that sometimes the difference between a normal day and a major incident… …is just one person deciding to step forward instead of walking away 🚑

@saintsoftness @TinyWriterLaura Tiny gremlin!

Meanwhile, window wild time:

@feederofcats @CatsVaxnNatSec @WalterBestBoy Breathes in teaspoons.

@CatsVaxnNatSec @WalterBestBoy he was just doing whatever

unironically yes it is!! it's hard to get a picture of because the boy is constantly moving but he has a weird little dip in his shoulders from where his chest was squished. happy flat lungs friday

@emilygdawn @theErinPaige 🙄

@DeadJynErso @theErinPaige You think he lives alone? Call me a bigot again. It’s funny.

6 years on HRT! Of course, I took my annual hike to celebrate 😊 Celebrating the milestone felt important, especially with the way the world is treating trans people right now. Trans joy cannot and will not be erased!

@emilygdawn @theErinPaige How are there women’s spaces on a fucking mountain you ignorant bigot?

@theErinPaige So you use women’s spaces on the mountain? Don’t you think women deserve a safe space away from you?

@mdixonair Also, that’s a train.

Boy AI really nailed that Wild logo huh

GIRL I'm Bored, Let's ratio this person that reposted my work without permission

the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch

@feederofcats If that isn’t the Cats Musical logo on that cat bed, I have an AMAZING idea for Andrew Lloyd Webber.

can you guys watch Cheesecake Factory for a minute while I prepare dinner

@BD_Neagle_ @feralreynobody Nice!!!!!

We’re willing to take risks for The Hunt For Ben Solo. Are you? #TheHuntForBenSolo #StarWars #BenSoloLives

@_afbeauty_ Die in a fire, bitch.

Omg! Someone has impregnated my landlords daughter that’s an imbecile 😂 now they’re suspecting all the male tenants.

@flowzr91 @toofarST

@toofarST she's just out there seydouxing folks constantly

feyd rautha is a cultured man bc if léa seydoux told me to kneel i would also fold immediately

Stan twitter!!! Please pay your Twitter tax to this lady as she was behind this iconic phase!!

@nickythegood @notcapnamerica I apologize for being this person, but those tapes will last longer if you store them standing up, not on their side.

I can smell the VHS too … cuz I still have it!

@_Scary_Mary @EVA24011 This! I don’t know what it is, but that front pillow under the rib/chest area is a massive game changer.

2 things Ive found that helps. 1. Sleep to the side but on your shoulderblade rather than shoulder, it feels like side sleeping but really comfy. (Its a lesser side sleep but you still feel like you are side sleeping) 2. Fully side sleep but put a small flattish pillow under your ribs, level with the boobage, this gives a strange but amazing support to the thoracic region and also gives a little extra room for the shoulder.

Since when did sleeping with arms become a problem?? Like, where can I put them that won’t hurt or cause them to go numb??

I thrifted this shirt because I wanted to look like an expensive couch to do cocaine on in 1987