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@DeadSelves

Zack, they/them, Atlanta punk singer, two hold steady records and a kyoko koizumi record on a drive to a birmingham psychiatric hospital

Atlanta Katılım Eylül 2011

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Two hours early and two years late, here's Rico: deadselves.bandcamp.com/album/rico

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I don't think anyone's gonna interview me about Rico, so I'm interviewing myself. Here's some of the best lyrics on the album, with a few stories tucked in. Mute if you wanna. (Pic of Amy by Annie Scull, who rules.)

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@pxnkrockpeacock what the fuck are you kids up to

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@caesarsaladluva I'm the 4th member of the Dixie Chicks. My band only has three members, we take turn being our own 4th

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jules🦐@caesarsaladluva·1d

spiritually i’m the 4th member of both rush and the beastie boys

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@veanimator Golden Dragon near you is supposed to be good, Hunan closer to me has amazing apps and p good entrees, China Garden way closer to me is great but a little out of your way

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Virgbert West: V-Animator 🧪🔆@veanimator·1d

i want some good chinese food tonight but i live in such a weird west-of-atlanta part of the world right now that im having to text the old work group chat with all the people who left ages ago to find out where the good chinese food is out here and no one is responding

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@_JiggityJohnson Love that town

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@casseroleboy Jerry got evicted and this is his old place getting landlord special'd

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leevy skeevy 𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿 (+2)@casseroleboy·2d

Jerry's gonna FLIP

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@divalectics Divalectics my friend that shit was fucked up

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stay mad. stay mystified.@divalectics·2d

it’s time!!!!

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Demiurge? None of my urges are demi. Only complete urges for me

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@voidsrus4 @thiccmatisse worst scene in the whole show but it's ok because it's still the best show ever

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My extremely positive review of ER when I first saw it was "ER is a show where Santa is real and God isn't"

mayhemm! 🍁@svladcjellis

the funniest quality of ER is how its a very realistic story until Christmas time and suddenly it is a fantasy program

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whiskey dick van dyke@DeadSelves·3d

@Missy_Murdoch Gauche now but I am the precise right age and background to have learned feminism 101 from her writing at jezebel

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Missy Meredithy@Missy_Murdoch·3d

I miss XOJane so much; a little sheepish to admit how closely I’ve been following this most recent dust up

kang@jaycaspiankang

Lindy West is one of the great take artists of all time. Nobody ever better at generating millions of takes from everyone with an opinion. Every sentence fine tuned to make you get mad enough to post about her.

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@caesarsaladluva Me and this tamarind paste are gonna transcend some stuff

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jules🦐@caesarsaladluva·3d

how it feels to shop at hmart as a white girl

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whiskey dick van dyke@DeadSelves·4d

@torturedclaire True

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@thiccmatisse It's good!

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honey barbara@thiccmatisse·4d

@DeadSelves You might have just sold me on it

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@hayleyhexagon I keep the extra strength tums stashed around just in case

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Hayley@hayleyhexagon·4d

@DeadSelves literally actually could be that bc i've been eating like shit lately lol

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Hayley@hayleyhexagon·4d

having a cough that never goes away is good right

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Sour disposition tonight. In the presence of Rock Music I do not deserve

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@arabelladevine I got some weird ones in there, happy to put together an annotated list

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disc : sf rn!@arabelladevine·4d

i’ve been snooping in your cupboards only a regular amount, and i have some questions for you about what i found, and all the questions are what’s this and what’s this and what’s this. so if you could come over here then i can point while i ask and i promise it won’t take long

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