Okay, and?

@shaTIRED I truly cannot take a lot of Brits seriously anymore.

i just learned that british people eat toast sandwiches, as in they literally put a slice of toasted bread between two slices of untoasted bread and call that shit a sandwich

@vanillaopinions Loud and wrong.

living in the midwest to avoid all possible natural disasters is so great

@XxSSlaughterxX The Afters in their early days but then became more CCM and K-Love friendly. Plum also did some rock. Early Hawk Nelson. Audio Adrenaline.

@XxSSlaughterxX Disciple, Pillar, Decyfer Down, and The Letter Black.

Our deck three minutes ago.

@HRRRing And did.

Kansas, time to bury you

@YesikaStarr I believe it. Something similar happens with tornadoes too. Photos, papers, and other things found miles away. It's wild.

yall are wild for thinking folks posting debris landing in their yards from the fires is fake. you understand the winds are 40-60mph & even worse?! thousands of acres of land are on fire. even if we aren’t near the fires the ash is everywhere. the air is thick with smoke.

@zohaaa I can attest to this.

Insulting your kids in front of family or friends for a few laughs leaves them struggling with self confidence for a lifetime

My landlords are watching a movie whose music was composed by John Williams. It sounds like Jurassic Park (I was also watching JP tonight). Regardless, I know his music as soon as I hear it. The tell? French horns.

@indilay @chronicallybeee It absolutely does spread that way though.

@chronicallybeee My brother is a nurse and when I mentioned I thought I had norovirus he said “well where would you have got it from?” Knowing I mask and rarely go out in public. I told him I had been getting a lot of takeout recently and he said he didn’t think it spread that way…

norovirus is bad enough right now that my manager told the entire clinic, but people were like “oh shit i gotta use more hand sanitizer” and i had to break the bad news…

@225MPH_EF4 I was not prepared for that!

LMAOO Texas mfs cannot be real

@deadbwewalking I'm offended for Corinne Bailey Rae. She might not be offended, but I am.

i do not eat green eggs and ham i do not like them sam i am 💜

@ercampaigner It'll be in shambles.

Every once in a while I try to imagine what wxtwitter is gonna be like once we do get an actual EF-5

@billygrene Not everything needs to be digital. Leave me a voicemail if I don't answer the phone (esp if the caller has no intention of sending a f/u text). Discernment.

What is your most oldhead coded belief?

Not yet baby

Blue got a movie in theaters and still made time for her client’s halftime show!!! Benevolent and gracious, she is!!

Netflix and NFL looking at the viewership for the second half of the game after Beyoncé finishes her performance. #BeyonceBowl

i’m so lucky to be alive at the same time as beyonce

sam should print this out and frame it