Deepcrap Chacra your majesty/your highness/

@emilymiller If you’re really hunting, I’d prefer to see something in blaze orange

To the men claiming I don’t know shotguns work…

1. A bullet is not a pellet. 2. A pellet comes from a shotgun. 3. A buckshot has multiple pellets. 4. Impossible for one pellet to hit at close range. Did I miss anything?

It seems @GeneralHospital has one prop Beretta that everyone uses.

@ILA_NewsX @GodofBlunder247 3 female, unarmed TSA agents acting swiftly and with an abundance of good sense. One caveat: they ran into the room the shooter just exited, so good thing he didn’t leave a bomb.

This is video of the recent assassination attempt on President Trump. Watch the reaction of the female Secret Service agents versus the actions of the males. Fire all 3 of them. They are a liability to Trump's safety, and that is absolutely unacceptable.

@ChrisMartzWX Many states have a law requiring slow drivers to pull over when they get 5+ cars behind them. Rarely if ever enforced or obeyed

We are on our way to see George Strait tonight at Clemson University. We are taking a shortcut that should save us 45 miles. But instead, we are stuck behind an asshole driving an 18-wheeler who is going 10 under with a line of 10 cars behind him. Pro-tip: If there’s a line of cars behind you, then you’re going too slow and need to get TF out of the way. Either speed up or pull over and let people pass.

@cwbunting @NewYorker And come retirement, they’ll tax the savings you carefully invested, cut your benefits, and give the money to people like her because, ya know, it’s only fair

@NewYorker Please, please, please continue doing so. While your disposable income is spent, mine is invested!

For the most devoted fans, Disney has engineered an ecosystem of financial entanglement that goes far deeper than park tickets or merchandise, which keeps the magic—and the debt—perpetually compounding. In 2023, Ashley, a freshman at Quinnipiac University, in Connecticut, had $15,000 in her bank account. Excited by her newfound freedom as a college student, she decided to start going on solo trips. Walt Disney World, in Orlando, Florida, seemed like an obvious choice. She went during her winter break. Then she returned, six times, in two years. Soon enough, her account balance had dwindled to just five dollars. Perhaps unsurprisingly, many adults who have accumulated Disney debt seem to be chasing a feeling from their childhoods. One woman, who has been to Disney World more than a hundred times, said that visiting the parks takes her back to a time when she had fewer worries: “It’s the nostalgic feeling of what brought you joy when you were little and you didn’t have the stressors of adult life.” Read more about the Disney adults putting themselves in debt for the pursuit of magic: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/_JqtFg

@cptdankkk @GodofBlunder247 It’s like an old Rodney Dangerfield joke about Jewish girls: “She dates Vinnie for five years, then marries Herb. He’s a good provider.”

Occult Feminism author Rachel Wilson reveals birth control makes marriage harder "Studies show that birth control tricks your body into thinking you're pregnant and the type of mate that you're looking for is more docile. And because you've already been fertilized, it’s your brain's way of saying we need the nice guy now" "Whereas, women will tell me I've been off birth control for 6 months and suddenly I'm into a whole different type of guy than I ever was. No more of these artsy, skinny boys, liberal arts majors. I'm liking the tall guy with the cowboy boots and the beard all of a sudden. Birth control will do that"

@KeepItFLOSSY @JackPosobiec Blame this guy

@JackPosobiec Don’t hold your wrist when firing a pistol 😂

Ah yes America today is just like it was in the Sandlot

@DalaiLama No ego, huh?

The Secret of My Laughter - A student asks His Holiness the Dalai Lama the secret behind his famous childlike laughter. His answer is disarmingly simple: a relaxed mind, no ego, and the understanding that we are all the same human beings. He explains how seeing yourself as "something special" creates stress and anxiety, while honesty, humility, and transparency are the true foundations of inner peace. Video originally recorded on May 31, 2014.

@DDGSarah @CollinRugg @mmalikx7 Jews don’t fly planes into buildings

@CollinRugg @mmalikx7 Jews apply Rabbinical law in their communities. What’s the big deal?

NEW: ‘Muslim City’ in Texas gets legal win after a judge ordered that the state must comply with developers. The East Plano Islamic Community (EPIC), which has now been rebranded to The Meadow, will feature 1,000 homes, a mosque, schools, and more. Texas leaders are worried that project leaders will begin imposing Sharia law. Developers were just awarded a win when a Travis County Judge ordered that Texas state agency, Texas Workforce Commission, must comply with the agreed upon terms with the developer. The Texas Workforce Commission had argued that the project was under investigation. “This development remains under active investigation with our federal partners at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD). We are taking immediate steps to appeal this decision,” the agency said.

@MangoPerson786 @CollinRugg Yes, a non-Muslim family with bikini clad daughters lounging around the backyard pool will totally be welcome and safe in a place originally called the East Plano Islamic Community…

People are really blowing the “Muslim city” label out of proportion. This is a residential development that’s open to all regardless of faith or background. The only “Muslim” aspect is that it includes a mosque and a faith-based school, which is no different from countless communities across the U.S. that have churches and private Christian schools.

@hrhjmm @foster_type @karol Alex actually claimed he would get 80% of the answers right

@foster_type @karol Alex Trebek wasn’t effective because he could actually win JEOPARDY. He was an entertainer. Not an activist.

Everything about Jeopardy sucks now, the questions are half logic gimmicks and word games, the contestants--which used to include housewives and shop foremen and a wide range of normie American--are now increasingly from the same narrow band of midwit masters degree dorks who all seem like they have substacks.

@foster_type @MZHemingway Originally the show featured relatively dull but smart people, differentiating it from Jokers Wild, etc. Now it seems you have to be gay, quirky, or weird to compete. It started with the elimination of the 5 game retirement and the cult of the Super Champion.

@WarOnUgliness @foster_type @GlomarResponder I’m more concerned with thumb on the scale rulings. There have been several inconsistencies over the past couple of years, including a misspelling disqualification on Final, which never used to be required, and some wrong answers declared correct.

@foster_type @GlomarResponder Agreed on all counts. My primary gripe is what seems like a loosening of rules re: what constitutes a correct answer. Anecdotally I notice a huge uptick in not-quite-right answers (in terms of plurals, tenses, conjugations, pronunciation etc) getting awarded points

@foster_type @MZHemingway Perfectly said

@dom_lucre That was my dream retirement plan

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: JP Morgan executive is being accused of turning an married Indian man that she hired into her personal sex slave that she drugged, forced to have intercorse with her while making him take viagra as she threatened to take his job from him if he didn’t comply. When the alleged victim said no, she allegedly told him: "If you don't f*k me soon, I'm going to ruin you. Never forget, I f*king own you." Additional alleged remarks: "You really think management wants some Indian boy leading organizations?" “If you don’t have sex with me tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.” “I bet your little Asian fish-head wife doesn’t have these cannons.” If these allegations are true they should be met with the same scrutiny as if the roles were reversed.

@ViKu1111 Try your mouth wide shut

I HAVE NEVER WITNESSED SUCH A GHASTLY INAUTHENTIC PHONY PERFORMANCE IN MY LIFE AS THIS SPEECH BY ERIKA And growing up in the entertainment industry, I’ve been around a lot of phonies - so - I can’t be in any way sorry for stating this clearly —I’m too concerned and genuinely worried— @MrsErikaKirk is a threat to my country, she feels absolutely like a military or intelligence operative, and definitely some kind of sociopath. There’s something seriously wrong with this woman - every cell in my body shudders listening to her voice and watching her face. No one has made my skin crawl like Erika - it started when she said at Charlie’s bizarre memorial “That young man … I FORGIVE HIM!” And then the video of her laying across Charlie’s dead body(!) that she released to the public (who does that????). That video went straight past weird and way beyond wildly inappropriate into horribly sinister. MR PRESIDENT - If we’re to win the midterms, you need to “kill” @TPUSA and let some honest to God, authentic, super smart young patriots rally the American youth to fight for AMERICA FIRST. At the very least, end your association with @TPUSA and this monstrous failure #ErikaKirk - Charlie was TPUSA, no one can replace him. #ErikaKirk #TPUSA #Trump @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @slotus @DNIGabbard @TPUSA @RealCandaceO @JohnMappin @RealAlexJones @TuckerCarlson @jimmy_dore @TimJDillon @baroncoleman @LionelMedia @laralogan @megynkelly @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @WhiteHouse

This shows the mindset: I’m a princess, you’re a peon

@NickFondacaro @newsbusters And that idiot doesn’t know it is a ‘kingdom’ not a ‘kingship’

"You know, a kingship is looking kinda good right about now! I'm just saying." Whoopi wants America to be ruled by the British monarch.

Still curious as to why @DeloitteUS @Deloitte and @DeloitteUK have not been indicted for their war crimes in #WorldWarEleven @AOC @Ilhan

@ThomasSowell Anyone paying attention for the past several decades knows Charles has a good sense of humor and superb comic timing.

King Charles: “You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French!”