DeeZe ⛳🏌️‍♂️

First ever long-form article is finally live, titled "Who the F*** is DeeZe?" I dove into a lil backstory about how I grew up and some important life events along the way I hope this shows people that you can come from any background and succeed here deeze.beehiiv.com/p/f-deeze

@drewlevin singed who ran it down top the entire game username: Dadofbunchakids#NA1 gameID: 5569171447

hello! I just cleared (nearly) all the replies to my old pinned, so I'm starting a new one. as part of that, I passed along ~150 potential inting cases to the team. thank you very much for your help in improving our detections. if you want to make sure that I see something you send me, please make it a reply to this or link to it here. I can't make any promises that I’ll see or reply to all of this quickly (I try to enjoy my weekends too, I have a full time job, etc), but I'll do my best. some tips to help me help you: if you include more information, i will be more likely to reply to your thing. please don't post random screenshots of people flaming you in DMs, I won't be able to do anything about that, just send those straight to player support. and if you want me to report your bug, please reproduce it in practice tool. thank you all!

@droo4you @SamsClub my buddy hit and was euphoric then 20 min later got a cancellation email 😭

@DeeZe @SamsClub I was saying the same thing then joe told me keep trying, ending up hitting 40 minutes after the drop 😭

can't wait to cancel my @SamsClub membership

@hellojintao @SamsClub Because we go to Costco and I only kept Sam’s Club for these dumbass Pokemon drops that aren’t obtainable even with a membership now due to bots 😂

@DeeZe @SamsClub why

@0xBGS So tiresome man

@DeeZe The thing that gets to me is hearing the commentators talk about lines or even running segments on it

There was a period in time where you could watch sports without getting DraftKings and FanDuel ads every thirty seconds. It was awesome. We didn’t know how good we had it.

@jfled257 A true gentleman

@DeeZe I usually get the fathers consent to test it

Damn he’s been posting her pussy microbiome and hasn’t even met the rents

@inhuman @andy8052 @mnstr Interesting, at 85-95% of market rates? 👀

@andy8052 @DeeZe @mnstr We have been doing them forever for the last 5 months.

We rolled out a big update for our packs and their odds! We have increased the infinite buyback offer for all packs. Starter ($50): 87% Monster ($250): 91% Ultra ($1250): 95% Adventure ($150): 90% These offers last forever and will update based on the cards fair market value.

@Ihartitz I’m thinkin Jaylen Warren could be Aaron Rodgers’s Kenny Gainwell this year

Who do I think is the better running back? Jaylen Warren Who do I think Mike McCarthy thinks is the better running back? Rico Dowdle

@walasavagephoto Yeah my YouTube consumption is mostly educational/music, not much slop

@DeeZe P.S. You can probably guess what I think of all these "youtube stars" and "mister beasts". 😂

Woah. I watch *maybe* 10 to 20 minutes of Youtube per month, mostly instructional car and home repair videos. Wild!

@DoctorRetardPhD Dad going to crack a joke about mom 100%

@DeeZe they're gonna be impressed they raised such a healthy vagina.

@OhYouBlockhead Rare gas station W

The guy at the gas station was right

@AgentChud @farokh Now I’m going to need you to get a different angle

@farokh very impressive sir but like... be honest here... what did you say to your buddy to get these shots? "yeah bro now stand behind me while i crank these single arm rows out shirtless and film this shit"

Health is wealth

@ShooterMcCrackn You have to think he compliments the chef

@DeeZe Do you think he's gonna discuss her vag biome with her dad?

@jeffthedunker Same

@DeeZe several of my bestball teams are ruined

Well that’s not ideal

@effutrollme Long awaited

@DeeZe is it finally wheels up for....Marshawn Lloyd?!

@cryptorookie High IQ move

@DeeZe Pretty sure he is going to request the mom get tested so he can confirm genetic disposition.