DeFi_Tradooooor

not having delusionally grand goals is the biggest risk of all

@PerryALPHA Id eat the fuck out of this tbh

The hijackers' perfectly intact passports

@CaniacBombs He was never actually good and the Sox FO was completely blind to it then had to invest to save face after the retarded contract they gave him.

What happened man

@aibra @KookCapitalLLC Defi looking pretty dead rn ngl

@Defi_Trapper_ @KookCapitalLLC A new frontier of Defi.... enabling smart contract functionality on chains that don't support them.

$near is a decent short term trade but ultimately its just a hyperliquid cope play the chain's lifetime revenue is $17m..... vs a $3.6b mkt cap they halved emissions to 2.5% to try to stretch out incentive to keep people's capital on the chain 600ms finality is.... slow we are supposed to believe this will become the choice chain for ai agents??? even if it does, revenue will be a drop in the bucket, emissions end soon, capital leaves it makes no sense to build there or allocate capital there and that's why no one is doing either of those things like i said decent short-term trade but it's so clearly a hyperliquid cope play i have to put this out there just allocate to $hype skip the dino coins if a chain pops up that becomes the 'rea'l be-all-end-all economic layer for economic agents it will be different it won't be an 8 year old dino chain 🦖 make your trade and get out, there's obviously a serious marketing push behind this one and when there's a serious marketing push in crypto, there's always someone waiting to pull the plug hyperliquid

@aibra @KookCapitalLLC Sure that sounds great but what's the functional purpose other than making swapping on a slow chain seem more efficient?

There's more to Near than just AI agents. Near intents allow you to hold spot native tokens. Not wrapped or bridged. So when you swap into $BTC with Near, youre holding BTC natively. Same with all other non smart contract enabled chains like Doge, LTC etc... No one else does that on chain, not hype, not eth not sol no one.

your biggest mistake in crypto is that you’re looking for an investment instead of an opportunity to scam

90% of CT suddenly now have 80% of their portfolio in $HYPE Absolute fckin Cinema

I thought we all collectively stopped caring what this jigaboo scammer thinks?

@soxbart Enormous tits is a wild name

If I’m the Red Sox, this is my trade Proposal: Padres receive: Aroldis Chapman Red Sox receive: Ethan Salas (MLB #52 prospect) and Enormá Stits (MLB #82 prospect)

it’s okay bro you only missed uniswap, ohm, defi summer, aave, nfts, bayc, doodles, pudgies, ens, azuki, sol, dydx, pepe, bitcoin, tia, sui, arb, bonk, boden, wif, bome, goat, virtuals, fartcoin, chillguy, pnut, sol again, trump, hyperliquid, punch, penguin, asteroid keep going

@htwtech_RPC @mert

@mert you really out here defending public stabbing but mad about a nicotine ban? makes perfect sense bro

imagine being an illegal migrant in france you kidnap a few crypto bros, poo on the street, and stab a few women. life is good. freedom. but that much crime is tiring so you're watching your health. you opt into a zyn instead of a cig. and bam, that's 5 years in jail bucko.

@couchsecurity @RogueDarren Boomer is a state of mind and you exemplify it perfectly

@RogueDarren "you're boomers" my dude I'm 10 years older than you and had to respawn from zero after 2009

Zoomers on here are like "I'm 27 and can't buy a $400k house or afford to spend $50 on doordash, the system is rigged!" Like kid, I had 2 roommates till 29, and then 1 till 33 when I bought my own house. Cooked and meal prepped 90% of what I ate for 20 years. Y'all are bitches

@Holden_Culotta Massie had a 70% chance of reelection a couple weeks before. Kind of convenient nobody is talking about his scandal with his "boner phone" that one inevitably led to his downfall.

Tim Dillon on Thomas Massie’s loss: “I don’t know how you run a country where people can just dump $32 million into a race.” “This guy who’s like, release the Epstein files.” “Prosecute pedophiles.” “Get out of foreign wars.” “He loses to a guy who’s like: let’s cover up the Epstein files.” “Let’s not prosecute pedophiles.” “Let’s go to war with your kids.” “You would think just platform to platform, that’s a tough sell.” “If you spend enough money, you can just create any reality you want.” “No one knows who the hell the other guy is.” “He was just handpicked, came out of nowhere … was like, ‘we gotta get kids back into the military, we gotta get them to Iran now.’” “You would think that’s probably not a super popular idea.” “Let’s get your son out of the house and into Iran.” “You would think that as ideas go, that’s probably a relatively hard sell.” @TimJDillon

the best part of being rich on zcash (the privacy coin) is that when you sell a big amount of it and cash out you are reported to the irs and fincen by default

@Jelitics Send all 4 million to my wallet and we can gamble on if I return it or not. That might give you a rush 😂

Won another million dollars and I feel absolutely nothing.

@RafaelaEnjoyer Campbell and story still in the lineup lol

LF Anthony 1B Devers 3B Bregman RF Abreu DH Campbell CF Rafaela SS Mayer 2B Story C Narvaez Everything would’ve been different. I can’t believe the plan went so wrong

The domino effect of the Sox not trading Duran is so outrageous it actually hurts my soul

White women and retarded

Fat people love Apple Watches.

Every single libtard is a faggot

My brother is a lifelong Republican, I called him up, I said "You been paying attention to the news?" He goes "Yeah, it's terrible " I say "Terrible, what are you talking about? We won in the Supreme Court, we buckbroke Iran and Venezuela, and yesterday we kicked out Massie and Mitch McConnell" My brother goes "Exactly! If he keeps this up, I'll have nothing left to complain about!"