Degenerate Ramblers

Have fun.

@EllisMate If the bear can be Bert Kriesher then do that

If it’s all going to end soon, what would you do if you were me? Like write a book? Make music? Fight a bear with just a sword and shield? Comedy? Go back where I came from?

@drharveee Is tipping the boat an option?

Which artist are you throwing into the ocean to save J Cole?

@Hitchslap1 Distards

We need a slur for Disney adults.

@djvlad Rick Ross

Which rapper is secretly the police?

@lmkifiwin Or everybody has been getting away with juicing anyway. Thor is 100% on steroids and nobody questions it at all. Truth is most athletes are doing something. Enhanced games should have thought of that before dumping money into this

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT JUST HAPPENED AT THE ENHANCED GAMES.. Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr. spent millions to create a steroid Olympics. They promised to "redefine human limits" and put up $25M in prize money. After 5 hours in Las Vegas, here’s the scoreboard: - 1 world record (not recognized by anyone) - Thor Björnsson failed his 515kg deadlift (managed only 475kg) - olympic sprinter Fred Kerley missed the 100m WR by 0.4s - without even taking drugs - the only "record" came from a Greek swimmer who finished 5th at Paris 2024. He wore a supersuit banned since 2009 and beat the clean record by just 0.07s the whole pitch was that drugs would shatter the limits of clean sport. instead they proved the gap between juiced and clean is now 7 hundredths of a second - in a suit banned 17 years ago. the only thing they actually proved was how good the clean athletes already are. You think the Enhanced Games exposed anything or just embarrassed themselves?

@philthatremains Depends how you define a win. We took out half of Irans navy in 8 hours back in the 80s. The war on terror is kind of unwinnable because a militant group still technically exists if you have two members still living and those members can recruit more people

how many combat engagements has the U.S. military lost?

@MountainDew I would consider it

If we made a body wash would y’all lather up

@popup_tddy The government knows you’re high. So does your whole family

I took 2 500 mg THC weed an hour ago and it's only getting worse. What do I do to get rid of it? I'm super stoned

@greylibertarian @DuckbuttaJ0nes @Fat_Electrician Happy for you

@DuckbuttaJ0nes @Fat_Electrician @DegenRamblers I don’t really care about you. I’m getting paid a lot of money to use the robots

I’ve looked into this very minimally, so I’m genuinely asking. Why are people opposing data centers so hard? My gut feeling is it’s hippies opposing nuclear power 2.0, but I’m willing to be convinced otherwise.

Happy Memorial Day

@ronsterd89 Shot

@ChrisWillx The key is a can of Dixsplosion. It contains Ashwaganda, Ephedrine, EPO, raw bull testicle, donkey dick extract, and of course both viagra and Cialis because “Por Que no los dos”

What is the key to marathon sex?

@Fat_Electrician In Soviet Russia, home owns you

I bet this goes hard as fuck if you’re retarded.

@ChrisWillx How fast does it fade if that partner has threatened to stab you? Asking for a friend…….

@Mappy6984 I saw a white teenage boy walking around with a bonnet on at Panda Express once

The dad has to feel like a failure

@philthatremains Comcast is selling the WiFi thing as a home security feature now. The government uses this stuff for about 20 years before we know about it

super old news, but notice the framing. “the CIA.” leading the reader to believe this is some type of magic that only the CIA possesses because they are uniquely evil and made a deal with the devil.

Olympians when athletes able to take every PED under the sun can't break their records

@Tectone Everybody call tectone gay

Bro where did all my opps go There’s been a severe lack of anti tectone content WTF am I supposed to watch now? They legit like all disappeared at the same time🤣

@Timcast This is America, you are free to be wrong

coca cola is disgusting and I hate it