Football Man

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@ick_real Louise

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@JewishMcCaffrey I feel like we should create a platform that is only loyal to drafts - I used to love underdog so much but it’s gone so far down hill

Why is it a fucking maze to just look at your best ball standings???

@CollinRugg They need to torture him for 50 years

NEW: FedEx driver who is accused of abducting and strangling a seven-year-old girl, puts his face in his hand as a photo is displayed of him driving her to her death. 7-year-old Athena Strand was seen standing behind Tanner Horner in his FedEx truck. Athena was allegedly snatched by Horner when he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas. Horner initially claimed that he accidentally hit the girl with the truck before "panicking" and pulling her into the vehicle. He said he then strangled her in the vehicle and dumped the body 7 miles from the home. The photo, however, shows that Athena was alert in the truck and did not appear to have been struck by the truck. Wise County District Attorney James Stainton says the jury will see footage on the day of the killing, depicting the moment Athena was strangled to death. "Somebody covered up the camera because they don't want you to see. Guess what? Audio is still running, and you're going to hear it. You're going to hear what a 250-pound man can do to a 67-pound child," he said. "And when I say it's horrible, I mean it. I've been doing this for 25 years, and I promise you, buckle up." Horner qualifies for the death penalty.

@gavinmchughh All annoying but blue is the most annoying

UPDATE: ITS A MOVEMENT.

@Hoopss Didn’t Lebron play the kings in his first game?

LeBron played against Jabari Smith Sr. in his first game. 23 years later, he dunked on his 22-year-old son, Jabari Smith Jr.

@fuzzandstatic @TheBigBroTea godeacs.com/sports/mens-so…

@TheBigBroTea Apparently Alex lied about being a soccer goalie too 🤣

Just 2 f*ck*ss dudes trying to launch influencer careers #loveisblind

@fuzzandstatic @TheBigBroTea You can literally look it up on wake Forrest’s website - he was definitely a goalie

@JoshuaSaun52145 @RodzIsBackVII He’s actually not even a true Cleveland fan - he roots for the bengals

@RodzIsBackVII Be nice. He’s a genuine fan of Cleveland and a good person that coaches his children’s sports teams. He’s getting treatment for his obesity, so he recognizes the issue. Let him be. He’s one of the good ones and doesn’t hurt anyone.

It’s funny when a guy like this portrays himself as an expert. Unless the topic is “how can I incorporate more sour cream into my diet”, nobody takes the opinion of a guy like this seriously. You care so little about your health and appearance, and you want to tackle politics?

@LegionHoops @Kevinreynolds30

REPORT: Lauri Markkanen injured his hip and ankle in practice today and will require an MRI, per @Kevinreynolds30 The Jazz are now down Jaren Jackson Jr., Jusuf Nurkic, Lauri Markkanen, and Walker Kessler…

@lukedsimmons Also what about boxing - that’s a weird one too bc u can win objectively or subjectively

@lukedsimmons I pretty much agree with this completely - my only question is where would u put something like nascar I keep having a debate with my good friend and will die on the hill that it’s not a sport

When my kids watch the Olympics and say, “Is that a sport?”… here’s my rubric: SPORT = Objective score + Athleticism 🏒 GAME = Objective score - Athleticism 🥌 COMPETITION = Subjective score - Athleticism 🧁 ATHLETIC COMPETITION = Subjective score + Athleticism ⛸️

@NevaMiss24 How do these people have jobs - seriously

This is who yall get your nba takes from🤣🤣🤣

@Browns Seriously?

how it feels watching both our guys win

@SamMonsonNFL I swear they just give anyone votes

I was the Justin Herbert vote. The guy had the worst offensive line in the NFL all season and despite that he was working miracles in almost every single game. Stafford's OL became 2/5ths as bad as Herbert's for 5 minutes and he became a turnover howitzer. He embodied 'value'.

@IsaacOkoroFan Allen is not good, if we resigned Ty we would be in even more cap hell, garland is far too injury prone and not as good as people make him out to be

So everyone that wants to continually celebrate Dan Gilbert and his spending habits has to watch the Cavs not re-sign Ty, trade Garland away because they didn’t want to extend him, and possible trade Allen. So much for doing whatever you could to keep the window open long.

@ClipsLand Harden is better than garland even at 36

Pay your star point guard $40 mil for 2 years? No hermano give me a much worse guy for the exact same price but with an extra year 💯

@MDSmalls23 People are so irrational it’s wild

@PaulTweetsRIP 36

Darius Garland is in year 7, in his athletic prime, and still not a better basketball player than 37 year old James Harden. Other factors to the trade but that fact should be enough to stop you all from crying.

@CLE_Optimistic @cavs “Optimistic” 😂

@HoodiGarland U don’t know ball

Fire Koby Altman. Fire Kenny Atkinson. Fire every member of Cavs front office. You just ruined our franchise for no reason.