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Nom De Plume

@DeonMumple

Writer, Poet. Former Dreamer. I may or may not be joking. If you don't want an answer, why ask a question?

Your Nightmares Katılım Şubat 2015
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Nom De Plume
Nom De Plume@DeonMumple·
The doctrine of God as #Trinity is precisely, mathematically explained, in Genesis 1 :26: "And God said, Let Us make man in Our Image, after Our likeness..." tinyurl.com/mw24sj9u "image" = the set of all output values of a function.
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Eva.@Bunny_ngl·
What mind-blowing facts would satisfy a 4-year old daughter’s daily request for 1 fact before bedtime?
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Forward March@RunOldMan·
I have a straightjacket in every color and pattern for all occasions.
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Bob Golen@BobGolen·
The most popular car in Norway should be Fjord.
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SaltyGoat@SaltyGoat17·
27 Democrats in the Colorado House voted against making indecent exposure to minors a felony. Rep. Leslie Herod (D) argued it could "target" transgender people and "ban drag shows" These people care NOTHING about children as long as they get to push their twisted ideology.
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Denise 🇺🇸@NoDMsPerfavore·
Her card was declined. Although money is tight, would you buy her 5 items?
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Denise 🇺🇸@NoDMsPerfavore·
Name this tool. WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! 😂
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Nom De Plume@DeonMumple·
@EYakoby Wow! They're so hungry they're jumping, gyrating, twisting and twitching uncontrollably! Won't someone have pity? Clearly they all need some kind of mineral supplements! 😉
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Eyal Yakoby@EYakoby·
This is Gaza right now. Last week, Doctors Without Borders said the entirety of Gaza was facing severe malnutrition. You cannot make this up.
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Lyssavirus ✨
Lyssavirus ✨@lyssasphere·
Why aren't photons the fundamental particle of gravity?
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𓆩 ✝ 𓆪@NglMaya·
I am pregnant and I am looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help me out before my husband suggests Dragon again😭
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Nom De Plume@DeonMumple·
@lippyent I've had a few, but they disappeared. I think they're designed to sublimate after 1 use.
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Nom De Plume@DeonMumple·
@Ikennect @baker_girlie Awww! You had your friend splash vinegar toward you, and no one believes you were attacked!! Poor, poor thing!
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I am Ken
I am Ken@Ikennect·
Is this dimwit honestly doubling down on her staged 'attack'?
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SaltyGoat@SaltyGoat17·
Let's see some hands if you agree and are DAMN PROUD OF IT!!🙌🏼
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eww@Nikkilodeon89·
@GodLogic_GL lol Momo Hijab didnt learn his lesson after losing to Douglas Murray. In the end he wont be able to fund his mutah marriages 😂
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Nom De Plume@DeonMumple·
@GodLogic_GL Can't he just take the loss and leave it alone? What a waste of time and money! Are you able to countersue for court costs, your lawyer, your time and expenses?
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Nom De Plume@DeonMumple·
@EYakoby Because in the United States, people have free speech, and a system of laws that over-protects the guilty and severely under-protects the innocent. Sadly, we aren't allowed, officially, to deal with this sort of thing in a lasting, preventative, or educational way.
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Eyal Yakoby@EYakoby·
Why is he in America?
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Johnny Midnight ⚡️@its_The_Dr·
These Somalian Muslims Don’t have any common sense and are very Dangerous like this one that follows a little girl home.
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Nom De Plume@DeonMumple·
@janninereid1 Why presume they're illegal? That's rude. If I were a landlord, I would require identification documents, a background, and a credit check, which should show citizenship or immigration status. I would think any responsible homeowner or landlord would do the same.
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Jannine.. #MagaMemeQueen ™️ 👑🇺🇸
( Hypothetical) Ok, so the rumor going around the neighborhood is that this family is undocumented (illegal immigrants). They keep to themselves, don't talk to their neighbors much. Would you call ICE on them? ❓❓❓
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