Dereck Price

@TJandCasper I'm so sorry man. Casper was a good looking boy.

I am posting this morning, with an extremely shattered heart. In the wee hours this morning my beautiful boy Casper unexpectedly and suddenly passed away. He has crossed the Rainbow Bridge. Life will not be the same. I know there is a special place in Heaven for dogs, and I know Casper will be there to keep the Good Lords seat warm. Just like he did my drivers seat when ever I was out of the truck.

@amuse @nafoviking @grok This is the king of Norway.

@nafoviking @grok how old is the King of Norway? Does he still have acne? Could he order the arrest of President Trump? Did he threaten to arrest of Trump if he visited Norway?

The King of Norway, Says if trump sets foot on His Kingdom, He will be arrested. No Felon on Our Land!

@endthusiam @TheLucyShow1 Yeah, try that shit in Texas and see what happens.

@TheLucyShow1 Ah, that explains the balls he had banging on someone's door, demanding about someone's daughter, and not expecting a shotgun blast to the face.

Oh my God! This absolutely nuts! This guy is seen on ring camera banging on a door and screaming “Where is your daughter?” 😳

@JustJenRX She is so fn exhausting. I hope she's not married and if she is I feel sorry for her husband. Or wife I guess.

Liberal Teacher gets HUMBLED by Border Patrol agent!!!

@GovernorVA Liar

🚨TODAY: I signed bipartisan bills to bring 3,250 jobs and $7.1 billion in investment to Virginia. Attracting new companies and jobs to communities across our Commonwealth is a core focus of my administration. There is no better place in the nation to grow or start a business.

@krassenstein @tiktok_us 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

TikTok just banned our account with 160k followers for misinformation because we posted a FACTUAL video about the White House Rapid Response team calling me a moron. @tiktok_us please help.

@tabarnak8252 @ntahabercom And there's a 4th at 90° right by them lol

@ntahabercom Right where the guy is standing you can see three identical tiles next to each other. It’s a real eyesore.

Yapımı devam eden bir inşaatta, 30 yıllık tecrübeye sahip bir usta, yerdeki zor bir sorunu uzun süre çözemedi. Ancak henüz bir yılı dolmamış genç bir fayans ustası, sorunu dakikalar içinde çözerek herkesi şaşkına çevirdi.

@mobtekmuzak @Trail_Cams That's a bass man, not a catfish lol

@Trail_Cams Oh what no complaints from wankers about graphic dismemberment his time? Hmm Catfish!

@DaddyBruce95 @FBIDirectorKash @FBICharlotte It was leaked that you're an inbred toilet brush, can you comment?

@FBIDirectorKash @FBICharlotte THIS IS ILLEGAL 🦇 FREEDOM OF SPEECH FREEDOM OF PRESS 🦇🦇 the United States is breaking its own laws apprehending its own citizens this whole administration needs to be in jail already but no one is tough enough ✝️🦇

🚨🚨 FBI and our partners have arrested a former SOCOM employee, who supported our top-level military warfighters, for allegedly transmitting classified information to a member of the media. Outstanding work by @FBICharlotte and the FBI Counterintelligence & Espionage Division - as well as our @TheJusticeDept partners. Let this serve as a message to any would-be leakers: we’re working these cases, and we’re making arrests. This FBI will not tolerate those who seek to betray our country and put Americans in harm’s way.

@BurtMacklin_FBI @FBIDirectorKash @FBICharlotte

@FBIDirectorKash @FBICharlotte I solved this case and made the arrest. I’ve solved more cases than anyone.

@alphaman_111 lol I can read in my dreams although it is hard.

Scary Facts That Are Actually True: 1. There are more empty houses in the world than there are homeless people. 2. A dead body might still move a little even hours after dying. 3. You can't read or tell time in a dream. 4. People with mental problems, including psychopaths, often say their favorite color is blue. 5. Only two days in your life aren't 24 hours long—your birthday and the day you die. 6. On average, we unknowingly pass by 14 murderers in our lifetime. 7. Your brain can make up fake memories that feel totally real. 8. If you enjoy learning facts and psychology, you should follow me.

@HolemanDeArt @KarmaUnl0cked Because that's the looksmaxxing dude Clavicular and he asked her to slap him, he's a dickweed.

@Dereck_Brant @KarmaUnl0cked how could you know the story?

She met him at the club, thought it was smart enough to slap him because she thought she would get away with it. He didn’t react it get violent, he just got her arrested.

@MikeBales I say it to my pup when I leave the room lol

If you always tell your dog “I’ll be right back” before leaving the house, I want to be your friend.

@MbarkCherguia All of it. And they were awesome lol

What temperature did these used to get served at?

@ThrillaRilla369 My grandfather was a master of removing splinters with a needle without pain. Miss him.

Did you ever get a splinter in your finger when you were a child, and your mother removed it with a sewing needle?

@Jordan10842 @idoc2000 @RedWavePress Biden's daughter: "i remember having sex with friends @ a young age/ showers w/ my dad (Probably not appropriate)."

@Dereck_Brant @idoc2000 @RedWavePress It’s hard to have a filter when you think it’s perfectly fine to rape children.

HILARIOUS: President Trump: “You know who else didn't help us? South Korea didn't help us. We have 45K soldiers in South Korea to protect [them] from Kim Jong Un, who I get along with very well. He said very nice things about me. He used to call Joe Biden a ‘mentally retarded person.’” “Joe Biden, he said he’s a mentally retarded person. He was so nasty to Joe Biden. It was terrible.”

@idoc2000 @RedWavePress Bet you didn't say that about Biden and he was fn obviously deranged. Trump doesn't have a filter, big difference.

@RedWavePress Trump has completely lost his mind!

@Notwokenow @tanpukunokami lol my grandmother did it in the 80s

@tanpukunokami 70 years ago……sure.

Spill it, man! Do y'all really drop peanuts into your Coke??

@tanpukunokami My grandmother did that back in the day.