Derek Gamblepunt

Seriously Sunderland, don't come crying next time you go to Magaluf and your data roaming charges for the week come in at £47,350.27.

@DerekGamblepunt That’s the one. Glorious on its own. Decadent in a cocktail. orange bitters are the future 🤣

@DerekGamblepunt feel bad putting £75 a bottle bourbon in an old fashioned, but my god, with a splash of orange bitters, the result is spectacular

Bella Hadid paying homage to #crewealex playoff winning side of 96/97

@JorgitoMozo @levelsio Bourbon and Napa reds have had a good go at it, but the majority of the demand (certainly for the latter) is home grown.

@JorgitoMozo @levelsio 1000 calorie cinnamon rolls don't help much in social progress either! The US will struggle to ever catch up with Europe on luxury because it (and its brands) will always be hundreds of years younger, and provenance is a major driver in that market.

Yesterday I realized why people in Europe don't wanna work hard There's nothing nice to buy, just basic shit Just walking in shops in America and there's so much stuff to buy all beautifully designed products in any niche Like you really wanna make more money to buy all this

@AMAZlNGNATURE I'm sorry but that is just fucking cheeky. That bird is proper taking liberties and the fox would be well within its rights to not put up with it

Bird collects fur from a sleeping fox to build a nest..

@SophieLB1 The right to (blue) bear arms

I really wanted to know what right the Cookie Monster was exercising but he terrified me

@weedyrs @nocontextmemes Yes. Spoiler alert

@nocontextmemes anyone else watch the entire thing?

@HarrisCharles5 Mate I was randomly thinking about Khalid Boulahrouz this morning. No idea why.

Simpler times when Ashley Cole was shooting youth team players with an Air Rifle ffs

@CollinRugg I'm sorry but if you have a ten inch penis you don't go round attempting to assassinate politicians

JUST IN: TMZ has obtained footage of Thomas Matthew Crooks claiming he had a 10-inch pen*s. The video was reportedly taken in February of 2020 at Steel Center Career and Technical Education in Jefferson Hills, Pennsylvania. Classmates say Crooks was quiet but would open up and was "cool" and "friendly." According to TMZ, Crooks was incredibly skilled with computers and knew how to take them apart and reassemble them. Video: @TMZ

@obviousplant_ The funny thing about this is it's still not the wackiest concept on that shelf: CLAMATO

Bagel Fluid

@Total_Villa I would pay the transfer fee for him to go to another club

Memphis Depay has been let go by Atlético Madrid and is now a free agent 🇳🇱 • Can play backup to and compete with Ollie Watkins • Can cover all positions in our forward line • Has vast European and international experience Would you take him on a free transfer? 🤔 #avfc

Losing two European Championship finals within 3 years is a record that will probably never be beaten.

Reasons why England lost: 1. No Kalvin Phillips 2. A day less to prepare

An hour in, and one down for 15 mins and at no time have England looked like they've had any kind of coherent plan. This is why Southgate needs to walk tonight.

The only coup that took place yesterday was Villa lining up Onana for fifty mill

@AVFC_News Sorry WHAT

There hasn't been any well wishes from Unai Emery to Ollie Watkins just yet... 🤣 "I don't even think I've got the boss' number to be honest!"

@TurfTouchdowns @Tomptin @LukeElderTV @FOBRacing I'm not sure about very old man, but kids certainly don't tend to choose it! Refined?

@DerekGamblepunt @Tomptin @LukeElderTV @FOBRacing Tiramisu an underrated dessert, but also a very old man dessert

Who has the better top three? @Tomptin or @LukeElderTV Leave your top three desserts down below ⬇️ 🍰 I’m looking at you @FOBRacing #SeriousTopics

@TurfTouchdowns @Tomptin @LukeElderTV @FOBRacing Some possible omissions: Tiramisu Chocolate fondant A PROPER chocolate mousse Tarte tatin Apple crumble + COLD custard Trifle

@TurfTouchdowns @Tomptin @LukeElderTV @FOBRacing Hard to argue with cheesecake, esp Cheesecake Factory. Think it is tricky to define dessert though. Can you chuck in all patisserie and cakes, most of which you'd more likely have in the afternoon? Like is a red velvet cake or a jam donut a dessert?