Destiny's Fool

@j_fishback @sophieraiin Based and Christpilled

I agree @SophieRaiin As Governor, I’ll also impose a 50% sales tax on OnlyFans purchases in addition to my 50% sin tax on OnlyFans creators.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ The body is a temple of the Holy Spirit. It is not to be bought or sold online. Our men and women deserve better.

@LShalong2 @kgriffinburner Max Povse

@kgriffinburner MLB the Show 17 had some really funny options looking back on it.

@FoolishBB This is a Bryan Woo post

Front door sinker to a left-handed hitter is the most beautiful pitch in baseball

@mariana_x @RealCandaceO (615) 555-1234 lmao

CRIMINAL STUPIDITY: Today we had to contact the police. It turns out that yesterday, on May 4th somebody attempted to impersonate me and open a State Farm account for me and my husband George. Why? Because when you begin the process of opening an account, State Farm will attach POSSIBLE cars that match your name throughout the state. This is perhaps why I was quite surprised when two of the actual vehicles that me and my children use were suddenly on the internet. Fortunately, impersonating someone for the express purpose of accessing information is highly illegal and carries a criminal sentence, everywhere. As it were, it is also quite an easy crime to trace especially if someone is dumb enough to share and watermark their name over what State Farm recognizes is their database of possible cars for you to select. 😱😂 Stay tuned! I sure hope we catch this mysterious predator! Special thank you to State Farm and local PD for their assistance today! 🙏 There’s more, but we’ll keep the rest a surprise.

@PsyOpGuy37 @RealCandaceO @TuckerCarlson She's not running and if she was, it probably wouldnt be with the fake and gay uniparty

@RealCandaceO Are you running with @TuckerCarlson in 2028? Are you running as Dem or Rep? Looks more like Dem.

For clarity, my family absolutely does NOT own 1 million dollar in cars, nor do we own a black TRX pick-up truck. This is categorically false. Nonetheless, Laura Loomer just accurately doxxed my personal car, (a new range rover my husband bought me for my birthday after 7 years of marriage), as well as our family car that we use to drive the kids in. We just received a tip that she is allegedly pulling personal informationvia her soon to be husband. Allegedly, Loomer's husband, who goes by "Jake" at work, is the IT guy for Tameron Auto (owned by Cannon) in Pensacola, FL. The person is alleging that Laura encouraged him to break the law on her behalf, violating the Driver Privacy Protection Act (DPPA) and pulling personal information (home details, financing details, etc) so she can go after her enemies. They claim Andrew "Jacob" Simpson is using his employer's dealer accounts to access personal information regarding LLCS, which would include the new LLC that we used to purchase that car in. They claim the minority partner in Tameron/Cannon Auto has shared the video of Jake & Larry at the White House Hannukah event getting congratulations from Trump on their engagement. He allegedly tells “Jake” to bring that video to all the meetings and share it. If this is true and Laura is using her fiancé to hack user data with the express goal of stalking her adversaries, it is a crime. And a very serious one on that. @AnaKasparian it may have been how she hacked personal information about your husband’s job as well. Car dealers have access to everything you might fill out to get a car— which includes banking information.

@JGinSeoul @Lyle_Goldstein Back tightness, dead arm, arm soreness, etc.

@Lyle_Goldstein I see unspecified “back pain” in his future.

If everyone is healthy when Bryce Miller comes back, the decision on what to do with the rotation isn’t difficult But it’s on the Mariners to make the right one

@GrimyGoblin @CamCox12 Same

@CamCox12 The bigger problem is how I had literally zero clue this series was even happening. MLB's marketing is the worst of any major sports league.

Wait… so MLB sent two teams to play international games and changed the rules? Could you imagine how people would react to the NFL equivalent to this?

@llabesab55 @PitcherListPLV His skills grade is A, his results grade is F. The Cardinals batters were simply better today.

@PitcherListPLV Genuinely trying to understand but how can someone get an A with these results? Especially against a mid lineup

Bryan Woo (SEA) only lasted three innings against the Cardinals, giving up four runs in the bottom of the third and seven total. Woo struck out just one.

@TJStats That's my favorite white boy

Defensive Runs Saved Leaders - Second Baseman

@mike5_5_5 It's a timing mechanism. Nolan Arenado has done this on probably every swing he's taken in his entire career

Anyone that has ever layer this sport before knows how fucking crazy this is

@vmaughan3 He was shifted to the pull side. Keeping this ball in the infield at all is impressive

Just so we are clear. An average big league SS gets around that ball and fields it routinely for an out. JP was dead last in range for MLB SS last year and should not be playing the position in the big leagues. Diving for a ball you should be fielding routinely is not a good play

@Gravel_sense @Bag638439655713 Why the fuck would you do that

@Bag638439655713 name is in the alt text

they’re calling it the most sustainable profile ever

@OHoppeBurner @LanceBroz "Can't control your pitches" and he's talking about Bryan Woo lmao. Baseball is hard. No pitcher hits their spot every time

@LanceBroz Second pitch was AFTER the miss on the first pitch. How about, “Hey I understand why you’ll throw at spots I’ve struggled but if you can’t control your pitches that end up a fucking foot off the plate, don’t throw them”

Translation: “I’d really appreciate if you didn’t try to throw it in the spot where I’ve slugged .243 since 2021!”

@YorkCityFC He has risen?

7' | Charlie Kirk shoots from range, but Harrison Male makes the stop. 0-0 | #YCFC 🔴🔵

@Alden_Gonzalez Jo Adell is a terrorist

Jo Adell robbed three home runs on the same night, the type of thing that would feel insane for a movie.

@GuardsAllDay @Castellani2014 No. Just trying to pitch up and in because that's the only location trout struggles

@Castellani2014 Am I missing something history between Woo and Trout?

Wow. This could be something.

@Felicie_FF14 No, no. These are balls. 8==D

海外の方がよくくださる <3 ってなんだろ… 金玉？ありがとう、とてもうれしい

@Retae_Dog Maybe its just me, but we dont really eat plain white rice. We love fried rice, though. Soy sauce makes everything better

アメリカのBBQ兄さん達に聞いてみたいことがある。 僕がBBQに招待されたとする。 その時、僕が手土産の他に、醤油とわさび、そして日本のお米と炊飯器を持参して真っ白な白米を炊き始めたらあまりよい印象は与えないのかな？ 実は日本の食事ってベースのお米を何で食べるかで組み上がるものなんだ。

@SonohennoKuma We desperately want America to be as culturally conservative as Japan

実は日本人、特に福島に暮らす私は、もっと海外の人に嫌われ差別されていると思っていた。最近でも、「反差別」「多様性」を訴える「人権先進国」欧州の国が、釣り目ジェスチャーで我々を侮辱し開き直っていたからな。 今は米国からの伝統的で旨そうなBBQと、相互のリスペクト交流がとても心地良い。