Dësto Hendrìx // Andrew Nembhard fan acct

I feel compelled to tell this story: I met Jon Gruden at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday....

@BennFanatic @Pacers Hopefully you got one as well lol

@Desto__Hendrix @Pacers Lol wow I was at this game!

at a @Pacers game 14 years ago today….I acquired one of my most prized possessions. A Jeff Foster bobble-head.

@Raiders01982 you right, man. I’m being selfish. She’s down to 216lbs now and seems much happier!

@Desto__Hendrix But does she seem happier? That’s what matters most 🤷🏽‍♂️

my wife’s boss is also her gym partner. It’s great she’s working out now & whatever. But now im doing laundry and her undies smell like dry cock and vinegary scrotal sweat. Starting to get concerned 😟

@consequence show me on the doll where the platforming hurt you

By once again platforming Kanye West, promoters, fans, venues, and media outlets have exposed an uncomfortable truth: for a sizable swath of the industry, a one-page ad in The Wall Street Journal was all it took to absolve him of his past sins. consequence.net/2026/04/kanye-…

@dom_lucre @AGPamBondi @ohmygr0k How much they pay you?

@AGPamBondi @ohmygr0k Thank you for your service.

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.

@NBA @indydutch123 @Pacers Happy birthday to Mikal Bridges’ father

Join us in wishing Pascal Siakam of the @Pacers a HAPPY 32nd BIRTHDAY!

@TheDunkCentral @TheNBABase Investing millions of dollars in the military industrial complex of a foreign country waging multiple wars ain’t exactly Christ like tho 🤔

Swaggy P says Jaden Ivey can save himself from all this backlash if he just comes out as a gay person “Your best bet is just be gay.” (h/t @TheNBABase )

@MattNorlander It’s really the round of 32

What's your favorite round of the NCAA Tournament? The first, w/ buffet of games + upset potential? The sturdy allure of the S16 after three days off? The standalone nature of the E8, the last games played in arenas? The majesty and buildup of the F4, albeit with only two games?

@FB_Helmet_Guy 2 reasons why it didn’t happen TONI BRAXTON

Three future Dallas Mavericks. Really thought these dudes would turn the Mavericks into NBA title contenders.

@TonyREast coordinated scam

That guy got traded last year. Just unbelievable.

@BFW Cincinnati- Nick Van Exel & Kenyon Martin are a made for NBA Jam combo

Here’s my first run-through all the best NBA Jam combos using college’s all-time players. I can be convinced to add schools if the argument is compelling.

@mrdbwade @CFBwSam Agents, managers, publicists, etc.

@CFBwSam Why is Dan and chase all of sudden pushing the Ty Simpson narrative

Fernando Mendoza is QB1 in the 2026 NFL Draft, and it's not close. Just watch his games against Ohio State, Alabama, and Oregon, who had the top secondaries in college football, and the Miami game, where he was always under pressure. I don't know why this is a discussion.

@MarchMadnessMBB @DukeMBB @StJohnsBBall @UConnMBB @MSU_Basketball how is Jon Cryer elite?

Can't wait to see who makes it out of the East Region 🔥 #MarchMadness

This is only the second time in NCAA tournament history where the Sweet 16 is made up entirely of teams from major conferences. The only other time? Last year.

@jeffborzello this is sad

@BarstoolReags wouldn’t the Nerlens squad be worse?

Biggest failure of a Kentucky season I've seen in my lifetime

@MattNorlander the tournament is in a bad way when the best we have for a cinderella is Texas? It’s the biggest school in the country 🤦

No. 11 Texas upsets No. 3 Gonzaga 74-68. Cinderella is ALIVE!!!!!

@NFLHuddleUp @RAIDERSHUB @Raiders @ProFootballHOF top five (for me) since I’ve been a fan 1) Rich Gannon (not close) 2) Charles Woodson 3) Tim Brown 4) Khalil Mack 5) Maxx Crosby

Top 5 greatest Raiders of all time. 🏴‍☠️ 🏈 What would you change? #Raiders 🏴‍☠️ #NFL 🏈

2:13 AM wife walks in I’m a full gram deep …playing week 8 of Fernando Mendoza’s MVP march in Madden 27