John Kimble

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John Kimble

John Kimble

@DetectiveJKimb

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West Palm Beach, FL Katılım Ocak 2021
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John Kimble
John Kimble@DetectiveJKimb·
@GovMikeHuckabee @MLB There are moments as a Canadian where it feels like we’re moving in the wrong direction. These tweets remind me that we’re light years ahead of America. This tweet belongs in a time capsule so future generations understand that overt racism was alive and well in 2021.
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John Kimble
John Kimble@DetectiveJKimb·
@KyleRow03392831 @SPhillipsAB @ElectionsAB Fuck off Kyle. You’re not here to engage in honest/meaningful “conversation”. It took fuck all to get in your kitchen—because your inferiority complex is what you’re compensating for here. Put some pants on—go for a walk. Maybe talk to a girl.
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Kyle Rowland
Kyle Rowland@KyleRow03392831·
@DetectiveJKimb @SPhillipsAB @ElectionsAB So pathetic bud...🙄 Try a valid argument, instead of your typical insults, comrade. 😉 Have a conversation like a rational, logical, human. Instead of yelling and screaming like a 5 year old, that didn't get his way. The way of the comie radicals... 😔
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Shannon Phillips 🇨🇦
One the biggest - and most consequential - data breaches in Alberta history. Unlawful access and sale of personal information by separatists. @ElectionsAB was warned a MONTH ago. I know they’re busy. I know the Elxns Act was gutted by the UCP. Still. Call the cops.
Jen Gerson@jengerson

I warned Elections Alberta about the potential Centurion Initiative data breach on March 31. They did Sweet FA for almost a month. My latest: open.substack.com/pub/theline/p/…

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John Kimble@DetectiveJKimb·
@KyleRow03392831 @SPhillipsAB @ElectionsAB Clearly I struck a nerve here? When did I (a) defend the liberal party or liberal politics or (b) attack your politics in this exchange? I took a swipe at you for being a fucking idiot. I’m sorry if this hurt your feelings. Maybe it’s a good time to come up for air Kyle.
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John Kimble
John Kimble@DetectiveJKimb·
@KyleRow03392831 @SPhillipsAB @ElectionsAB Kyle—know that I mean this w/ all sincerity. I would pay admission to watch you debate Grade 8 students about government & politics. I get that you’re compensating for physical & intellectual shortcomings on X—but you would get fucking schooled in the real world.
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John Kimble
John Kimble@DetectiveJKimb·
@albertaseparate It’s stunning how quickly these fReEdOm Chodes move goalposts to fit their narrative. This is precisely the reason the vast majority of Albertans have zero time or respect for this fucking nonsense. Fuck off.
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Pierre LeBrun
Pierre LeBrun@PierreVLeBrun·
It’s interesting that our only focus seems to be on what 97 will decide to do, whether that’s this summer or next or whenever. And it’s obviously because he only has a 2-year deal. But I mean, nothing is stopping Leon Draisaitl from asking out one day if that’s what he wanted. Not saying he will nor do I have any feeling he will. But just because he signed an 8-year deal doesn’t mean he will necessarily play it out all in Edmonton.
TSN@TSN_Sports

"I agree with Leon, the organization as a whole has taken a step back." Connor McDavid on the state of the Oilers.

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John Kimble@DetectiveJKimb·
@KyleRow03392831 @SPhillipsAB @ElectionsAB Kyle spends his Saturday on a keyboard kicking and screaming into the abyss. His burner ‘likes’ and retweets all of his bullshit—and somehow this knuckle-dragging chode landed in my algorithm—probably because he’s the only loser peddling the iNdEpEnDeNcE bullshit on a Saturday.
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Kyle Rowland
Kyle Rowland@KyleRow03392831·
@SPhillipsAB @ElectionsAB Go back to bluesky leftoid! 😉 We are so sick of your NDP/liberal gaslighting, fear mongering, hate mongering, and just general failure and corruption. 👏 Head west, maybe you can take Ebys job comrade! 🇨🇳 Elbows up 😆 🤣
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John Kimble
John Kimble@DetectiveJKimb·
@david_parker Not a bot—just an Albertan who is so fucking tired of your bullshit. Your wannabe cult leader rhetoric is a stain on the fabric of this Province. Fuck off!
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David Parker
David Parker@david_parker·
A lot of bots are making it very easy to find and block them today.
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John Kimble@DetectiveJKimb·
@BigFlamesGuy Serious question—what do Flames fans do now that the Oilers are out of the playoffs? Stampede is still a couple months away and you guys are still under a boil water advisory.
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BigFlamesGuy@BigFlamesGuy·
Soooo Connor McDavid, the presumed best player in the world, lost back to back Stanley Cups to a team that couldn’t even make the playoffs this season, and then got knocked out by the Anaheim Ducks the following season. lol
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David Parker@david_parker·
@TheDallasG It’s always for people’s “personal safety”. That’s how they take your freedom.
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David Parker@david_parker·
Democracy in Canada is run by gatekeepers. They decide who can campaign and who cannot. They decide who is worthy and who is not. Until we break this, nothing will change.
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Cheri DiNovo
Cheri DiNovo@CheriDiNovo·
Alberta just released a list of voters containing personal information to the separatists!! ILLEGAL, ethically wrong and demands a federal response??
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Heidi Ho
Heidi Ho@caribelli·
Oilers Hockey Cards in every Urinal in the Pond.🤣 Let’s Go Ducks!!!
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John Kimble@DetectiveJKimb·
@OilersJack Always needs to be the first one to pile on our players. Fuck off
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Captain Jack 🏴‍☠️
Darnell Nurse has 7 regular season goals this year and 0 playoff goals. He has also scored 5 own goals during the regular season and 2 own goal in playoffs. He now has just as many goals on his OWN net as he has on the opponents net this year. Insane.
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John Kimble@DetectiveJKimb·
@BertaProudDad “Hey dad—can we play catch or go for a bike ride?” “I’m sorry—Daddy is a paid shill who sits in his underwear all day playing on his keyboard…” “Also—Daddy isn’t afraid of cops.”
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John Kimble@DetectiveJKimb·
@torontobaghead That special time of year when LeAf fAnS and their team is no longer relevant and they instinctively begin transferring their inferiority complex onto organizations and generational athletes they could only dream of being/having. I’m embarrassed for you guys.
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Toronto Bag Head
Toronto Bag Head@torontobaghead·
It would really make my day if the Ducks eliminate the Edmonton Oilers tonight. -Cleveland of Canada -Jarry starting goaltender -McDavid overrated and a defensive liability -ill-constructed roster -Bouchard a fraud The playoffs will be better without them in it. #LetsGoOilers
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John Kimble@DetectiveJKimb·
@david_parker Wannabe Cult Leader with a neck beard. We’ve seen this script before.
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David Parker
David Parker@david_parker·
Look everyone! I found names and addresses in a nefarious document called a phone book! Call the cops!
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John Kimble@DetectiveJKimb·
@zb67890 @mike_daddino Cool story. So NBA players earn exponentially more yet their product remains exponentially inferior. Got it!
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MD@mike_daddino·
The NHL vs. NBA playoffs in a nutshell...
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John Kimble@DetectiveJKimb·
@TheReclamare Show me a big box store in Canada that sells generic eggs for $10-12 and I’ll sell you a bag of magic means.
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