DethByCaffiene
5.1K posts
@BuzzPatterson And then Artemis is like, “hey guys watch me go for a trip around the block in 240p.”
English
This is still the craziest, most unimagined shit I’ve ever seen.
English
@SpaceKoala @Microsoft @Outlook yall should be embarrassed of yourselves. This shit not only is true for a normey like me, but on the gd rocket to the moon wtf
English
@pirooooon3 Yes.
Assumed yours would have a samurai sword?
English
Getting your supporting documentation is so easy, even a catgirl can do it.
Terrence K. Williams@w_terrence
Democrat Hillary Scholten: “In Michigan's third district alone, 160,000 women could find themselves unable to register to vote simply because when they got married they didn’t change both their ID and their birth certificate.”
English
The on-call IT guy when the moon people call with an email issue:
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.
English
@iAnonPatriot And they wonder why we’re bored with an old rocket taking odd with 480p webcam resolution
English
Love him or hate him, no one else on Earth is catching 440,000 lb rockets out of the sky..
Elon Musk is one of a kind.
English
Find politicians that support you and your needs like Democrats support criminals and Illegal aliens.
Mass Daily News@MassDailyNews
Massachusetts Senate President announces she will use the millionaires tax to fund additional lawyers for illegal migrants facing deportation massdailynews.com/2026/04/02/mas…
English
@EndWokeness @grok why hasn’t the footage been released and who is responsible for holding it back from public
English
1 year ago, Austin Metcalf (17) was kiIIed in coId bIood by Karmelo Anthony at a track meet.
There's security footage of the attack.
It still hasn't seen the light of day.
English
@MobofJoggers Much easier to tie telemetry to 3d model for easy visuals than sending separate rocket with film crew
English
@ShishirShelke1 We don’t hate the outlook overlords enough
English
Artemis II crew is thousands of miles away from Earth
And they’re asking ground crew for help because they have two versions of Microsoft Outlook open and neither is working
This scene is now canon 😭
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.
English
@RGA @FrenlyOfficer And then you’re waiting for the SMS authentication text and you get distracted and start browsing X for hours and then the rocket steers off course and heads for Venus. Imagine.
English
Imagine being prompted to sign in with Authenticator from here
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.
English
BREAKING 🚨🚨
#Anaheim / #California
New from Disneyland: A Disney employee reportedly gets caught trying to meet a 12-year-old boy by streamer Vitaly. Video is going viral on Social Media.
No statement from the Park or Anaheim PD.
English
@space_jm_ @bscholl Wait they haven’t used this time to update anything? They used an old design from 1900s?
English
@bscholl This is a malicious argument from you. First, because only one rocket in this comparison is publicly funded. Second, because you should know that SLS was designed before HD cameras on rockets were a thing and re-certifying it now would be a major pain.
English
Which space video cost taxpayers more? 🤔
Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt
Difference in quality between NASA and SpaceX’s launch livestreams.
English
Imagine not knowing what a woman is...
but getting to interpret the Constitution for 330+ million Americans anyway.
English
going to just clarify that i meant cameras we could watch for most of the live stream. i don't know if the ship did or didn't have cameras
this wasn't posted to be a public news bulletin. have you ever even seen my account before? (no.) i expected like 7 people to read this
English