Carl Dever

@yalltitanup @seanonolennon Wasn’t that line in an outtake?😂

This is because I said Barney the dinosaur sucked.

@StuieHayllor You lose the argument as soon as you say “but”. I wouldn’t be very happy myself as an away fan in that situation although I’m not a violent man in any situation in life and i absolutely know that I wouldn’t end up throwing my fists at complete strangers.

if you sit in the away and celebrate the home team scoring - you’re fucking moronic! That doesn’t make violence of any kind acceptable and those fans will be identified and punished - but there’s no trouble if Barry’s friends don’t act like dickheads.

@ADixonMusic 2031…at the earliest!…and he’ll be 72 then. Even if we’re lucky enough to get Volume 2, Volume 3 is never happening!

Great interview with Mark Lewisohn. LOTS of talk about Volume 2! youtu.be/vIIMEM4HvLI?si…

@LucyTCWife I wonder how uneasy people felt in hotels who you couldn’t give a fuck whether they were burnt alive or not? Horrible racist cunt.

Im going to lock my account for a while. All joking aside, as thick skinned as I am a certain someone’s behaviour is deeply disturbing and is making me really uneasy,

@6thiagoat And with VAR

People complain about VAR, but look at what was happening back then. This decision was given against Liverpool 😭

@stehoare Absolute clear red card. At the pace and angle Mo was travelling he gets there every time and gets his shot away. Dias wouldn’t have got there I’m convinced too Ste

Was I stupid for thinking the Guehi foul on Salah was a clear red card? I’m convinced Dias isn’t getting there on the cover but others on the watchalong live chat disagreed so 🤷‍♂️

@Mainspeedking @greggevans40 😂😂

@DeverCarl @greggevans40 😂😂. Yeah I think God was acting more like Satan today 😂

Marc Guehi has been brilliant for #MCFC Must hurt #LFC watching this.

@Mainspeedking @greggevans40 That’s was God’s decision to blatantly pull back Mo on the edge of the area when through on goal of course🤣

@greggevans40 The same Guehi who should have got a red card 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

@greggevans40 Not really. He’s a cheating cunt who will fit in nicely there.

@Arteta_army11 If only your mum had taken her cream pie up her arse.

Spurs fans crying because they are shit !! Well if u didn't loose on purpose you might have better players ha

@gabimartinelli Absolute fucking rat

Back under the lights 🤩

@Mr_Husky1 And there’s people on here that are such thick cunts that they’ll believe this utter shit🙄

@dartistik It’s the same every year in January too for the Masters. Ridiculous.

Hot take: Instead of playing it off as a humorous side character, maybe the PDC should realise that the place has a wasp problem and actually do something about it

@gabby_cabby Oh of course it was just an opinion🙄…fucking daft cunt.

18 MONTHS in prison. For a social media post viewed just 33 times. Let that sink in. You may not like what he said. You may think he went too far. But prison for opinion? That should worry everyone. What’s even worse? People are talking themselves into jail by panicking when the police turn up. ⚖️ You have a right to remain silent 🛑 “No comment” is a lawful position 📚 Learn your rights or pay the price I explain it all in this video 👇

@TheHughAnthony Your parents wish you’d never been born😂. Your mum regrets not having her cream pie up her arse🤪

How is this a British school? They are all foreign.

@jenniferarcuri Intelligence😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’m so sick and tired of my intelligence insulted by government who make it clear every day they hate us…

@andrewlawrence @LeoKearse What kind of mutant fucked your mum to produce you?!…the mind boggles.

Live show just added in Southampton, 9th January. Double-header with @LeoKearse. Work-in-progress shows, where we'll be road-testing newer material. Already selling fast, still some tickets here: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/products/stand…

@_ConnieShaw @RBSJo2 @andrewlawrence @UnleashedComedy Dirty slag

@RBSJo2 @andrewlawrence @UnleashedComedy Funnily enough this joke was how I first heard of Andrew and I knew I’d love his work.

Pleasure to watch and meet the legend @andrewlawrence at @UnleashedComedy

@jolimetz @andrewlawrence Cunt-stable more like.

@andrewlawrence One of the best Police Constables around. Tells it like it really is.

POLICE- Christmas Market Safety... youtu.be/A_5_C8Cxz2I

@andrewlawrence Dead eyed ugly fucking cunt. Why has your face melted?