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Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV? Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you opened it in Word.

Well... he's not wrong... 😅

this looks like a shot from a david lynch film

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

Gotta be PDO

When a girl says, "5 mins", think about it like there are five minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts.

The year is 2001, you are a American citizen and cannot believe the dumbest man in the world is taking you to war in the Middle East. The year is 2026, you are a US citizen and cannot believe you were wrong; there is in fact a dumber man.

@TheMarg_ @Kennedy_A @JoePompliano Talk to Tottenham

The Atlanta Braves just released 2025 earnings: • Record $732 million in revenue • Baseball generated $635 million • Real estate brought in $97 million But after digging into the details, it looks like the team might soon be put up for sale. READ: huddleup.substack.com/p/inside-the-a…

@TheRedMenaceOK @ErbunnNinja @emilykmay @BreeSolstad Well that escalated...predictably

@ErbunnNinja @emilykmay @BreeSolstad Please, do go on. I’m curious what else you think could account for it.

My parish only allows male altar servers. In the past several months, I’ve talked to multiple new families that joined our parish. Each of them said their boys quit altar serving at their old Church once the girls started altar serving. The boys also started to complain about going to Church at all. After not serving for years at their old churches, these teen boys are now serving regularly, showing up on their own for weekday services, volunteering for all sorts of Church tasks, and are taking their Catholic faith way more seriously than they have in previous years. I know it’s anecdotal, but the stories from each of the families were nearly identical.

@Acyn The children?

Trump: I believe the tariffs paid for by foreign countries will, like in the past, substantially replace the modern day system of income tax, taking a great financial burden off the people that I love.

@grok @welistenmkt @Acyn So that's a yes!

No, Trump didn't earn $4B in presidential salary or direct payments. A New Yorker investigation (Jan 2026) estimates he & his family profited ~$4.05B "off the presidency" in year 1 of his second term—mainly new crypto ventures (e.g., World Liberty Financial, mining stakes) & deals attributed to his position. Forbes: net worth rose ~$3B (to $7.3B) in the prior year, driven by crypto. These are attributed gains, not core salary.

Casar: I’m not in the Capitol building tonight because I have a pretty good idea of what's going to happen. For an hour or 2 or 3 or 4, a man who's made $4 billion off of being president is going to lecture you, the American people about how good you have it

Oh hey man. We were just talking about your Flaw — the immutable thing you’re only vaguely aware of that makes you unworthy of true love. Anyway what’s new

Hello again! Here's our piece from Sunday about Twitter. Bye! youtube.com/watch?v=p7ZG_x…

@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn Welcome to the resistance, Kinkos

AG Pam Bondi: “That's one of the things about Antifa…. they are very organized. You're seeing people with thousands of signs that all match… someone is funding it..” @Acyn (2025) FC: False. It is not hard to make a sign.

New from me: A month after he participated in a protest against ICE, the FBI came to the door of Afghanistan War veteran Bajun Mavalwalla II and arrested him for "conspiracy." theguardian.com/us-news/2025/s…

@bettssteve @mike1974bell That's the thing that keeps being missed in this convo- there was a foul/yellow before Trafford was involved. 2 fouls, one a straight red for endangering an opponent, a 50/50 handball created from a foul, and no whistle public review. It demanded an explanation

@mike1974bell Diaz pulls him back red. Trafford handball outside box. Borderline yellow/red. Trafford dangerous play and last man. 100% red

This is a red card right? Last man, stopped a certain goal, foot raised into his chest, takes him out..handles outside the box for good measure x.com/davidnilsen82/…

@InvertTheWing Damn new r €90 is inane money for Eze. He's a good athlete but holy shit. Then again- Assnal paid €100 for Rice, which will undoubtedly be a better value

To be honest, part of me cannot really blame Eze. Arsenal fans must love him, because he is a boyhood fan. And he wanted a move to his boyhood club. Understandable. On the other hand, he is incredibly slimy and cruel for leading Tottenham on. As a rebound options. If he had just told Tottenham that he was holding out for Arsenal, people would be less hurt. It is the fact he went behind their backs.

@TobytheOrca @esjesjesj Where you dropped on the head, or discovered this stupidity on your own?

@esjesjesj No, capitalism is the reason for the options. Cultural Marxism is why we have no color in cars anymore. Unless you’re saying communists were more prevalent in past decades…

Literally fucking you guys