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@I_amMukhtar These people are allowed to vote.

Remember that woman falling flat on her face while pushing a burning wheelie bin towards the police during the racist riots in Middlesbrough? Apparently, she's not a racist but she's easily influenced, and she was drunk and high on drugs.

@MerriamWebster Unnnesssessscary

What word is your spelling nemesis? This is a safe space.

@Overourwall Goosebumps ❤️

Not their biggest fan - however this is just wonderful

@JoJoFromJerz It’s SO so funny 😆

I can’t stop laughing at this. I actually can’t even believe it’s real. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cinemattie It’s the constant rustling of pages, it’s SO funny 😆

It's just so perfect. Russell saying "this is from Isaiah" multiple times like he's about to start reading, then going back to flipping pages. The stone cold silence. Piers doing an Office bit looking into the camera. 10/10, no notes.

@RustyBComedian I think the silence is 👌 tbh

@DicksterXO Just needs some gangster music and shades dropped in to that moment 😂

I’m not always a huge fan of Piers Morgan, but I love in this moment how he turned full Louis Theroux and just let Russell carry on looking for his verse - the rustling of noisy paper, the look at the camera, Brand shrinking with each turn of the page. It’s beautiful.

My growler just turned itself inside out with second hand cringe.

@IAMLT1776 @Strandjunker You’re mugs then, aren’t you 😂

The reason you Europeans get to spend your tax dollars on socialist crap, like "free" healthcare, is because American tax payers spend our money providing protection for Europe from Russia. If you weren’t able to sponge off of American taxpayers and depend on our military might, you wouldn’t have money to spend on that socialist crap. YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU UNGRATEFUL SOCIALIST TURDS.

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills or illness-related work loss: 🇦🇺 0 🇨🇦 0 🇩🇰 0 🇫🇮 0 🇫🇷 0 🇩🇪 0 🇮🇸 0 🇮🇪 0 🇮🇹 0 🇯🇵 0 🇳🇱 0 🇳🇴 0 🇵🇹 0 🇪🇸 0 🇸🇪 0 🇬🇧 0 🇺🇸 530,000 There’s a lesson there.

@theserfstv Fair play to PM for keeping quiet and letting RB expose himself for the utter bellend he truly is

No clip has ever captured the essence of born again Christians quite like this

@_SleepyGamer @em_Lazzy Fucking hell mate, go for a run or something.

@em_Lazzy Lmao, ignorant Euro trash. You know, Europe has some pretty bad problems too. I can do the same thing for your stupid country too, wanna play that game? Or are you too much of a crybaby?

MM/DD/YYYY Tipping culture Very high toilet water Guns being sold in a supermarket Ability to supersize things The concept of Jaywalking Vacation days Tax not included in final prices of goods Healthcare Portion size

@eurofounder Your wife’s choking on the floor and you call an airline?!

My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today “Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming My heart dropped If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today “Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor I sighed and called 911 She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst” I am extremely scared This is going to cost us at least $100,000 She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany I will never visit this barbaric country ever again

@I_amMukhtar Christ, these people are fucking thick.

Epsom protesters went to the wrong hotel.

@Glitter_Dome @DirtyWalsall @exit_everything ….says someone who’s clearly never been there.

@DirtyWalsall @exit_everything It’s the third biggest shithole in England.

someone on my train said with extreme confidence that Bristol was the UK's third largest city

@dickiebaird @getrichordietri @CrimeLdn Oh, I misheard. Thanks!

@DicksterXO @getrichordietri @CrimeLdn He wasn't. He was warning that she was going to run her over.

The woman who got hit by the car in Mayfair has sadly passed away.

@getrichordietri @CrimeLdn The bloke who was shouting ‘run her over’ should be done as an accessory

@CrimeLdn From club baddie to prison inmate real quick. Manslaughter is no joke she just threw her whole life away over an argument. Was the alcohol the main factor or pure rage? Full fight clip 👇👇👇

@BBCBreaking Thoughts and prayers etc.

Eight children aged between one and 14 killed in shooting in Louisiana, police say bbc.in/4mHbwPQ

@tonydpoison “Hello B&Q? Do you sell cross wheels?”

Imagine leaving your house in a union jack 2 piece carrying a crucifix on wheels through the streets of Manchester and thinking you're remotely normal.

@Eldenofthering @lmartods As someone from Bristol, that would be absolutely lovely, thanks 🙏🏻

@lmartods Bristol and Brighton need to be bricked off from the rest of the country

I am in Bristol for the first time in my life and I am afraid to say every fucking stereotype is true

@RepJackKimble I love a bit of sarcasm. Brings all the morons to the surface 👌

This is the biggest military victory since we stopped the Vietnamese from invading the United States back in the 1970s!! Thank you, President Trump.