Dr Dilan Patel

@philh2004 @footballontnt He scored 815 goals before he went to the desert.

@footballontnt Harry Kane isn't playing in a camel league

Cristiano Ronaldo has now scored 500 career goals since turning 30 🍷 For perspective, Harry Kane scored his 500th career goal last week at the age of 32 😳

@TheWavyRed Decent thread did you do one for rasmus last year? Just want to compare before I donate.

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The Art of Benjamin Sesko ✨🤯 Reasons why Man United fans will love him 😍 A Thread.

@jk_rowling Not if "they" have polyjuice

'What a woman means has changed over time' makes as little sense as 'what the sky means has changed over time.' No amount of fashionable jargon, pseudo-science or religious belief will alter the nature of women or the sky. You are not God. Reality exists independently of you.

@MufcLucas @RobboBen

#MUFC this is brilliant

@Chloess54 Ten hag in disguise....no idea who would be good for the job going forward.

I haven't been watching, but I'm desperate for Greece to hold on to this 0-1 lead. The FA have to wake up and remove Carsley quickly. He's just randomly throwing players out there without any thought for proper tactics or balance. Look at the state of this shite ⬇️ #ENGGRE

@NadiaWhittomeMP Pathetic tweet trying to capitalise on someone who actually stood up for what's right.You're the empitmoy of what's wrong with politicians.You have no qualifications to do your job or voice an opinion, stay in your lane.

No matter your views on her stated reasons for quitting, Rosie Duffield has made a political career out of dehumanising one of the most marginalised groups in society. She should never have been allowed the privilege of resigning. Labour should have withdrawn the whip long ago.

@jk_rowling @L_Dot_Brown Lucas will look 9 by then

So, this is happening... ⚡️

Major Dick Winters led perhaps the most storied U.S. Army unit in all of World War II. On D-Day, he and his "band of brothers" in Easy Company defeated a far larger German force and allowed the Allied advance to continue. At the Dachau concentration camp, they liberated scores of Holocaust prisoners who'd endured months, if not years, of hell. And as the war in Europe drew to a close, they captured Hitler's personal mountaintop retreat in southern Germany — then kicked back on his terrace in triumph while sipping champagne from his wine cellar.⁠ ⁠ But for decades, Winters was reluctant to even tell his story, lest he be called a hero. Eventually, however, Easy Company's harrowing and courageous exploits on the Western Front in 1944 and 1945 would be immortalized in "Band of Brothers."

@ClareMalone You should be sacked. You deliberately tried to ruin someone's career, by lying. Horrible and terrible "journalism"

Here’s our official statement. I stand by the story and encourage people to read it in full. newyorker.com/news/annals-of…

@LBC @TomSwarbrick1 @bphillipsonMP Champagne socialist caller in his latter years Vs the unqualified politician saying we need the money. Revamp the curriculum and put a load of relevant learning online for secondary school aged students. You'll then have a workforce capabale of fixing our economy in 10-20 years.

'Having been to a boarding school myself, I suggest we get rid of them totally.' Private schools 'perpetrate the divisiveness we're trying to fight in this country', this @TomSwarbrick1 caller tells Shadow Education Secretary @bphillipsonMP, who says Labour wouldn't scrap them.

@adam_beckett @TheAthleticFC @nottmtails It's baffling people get paid to make these mistakes. So lazy

@TheAthleticFC @nottmtails *Sweden international

Nottingham Forest are set to make Manchester United winger Anthony Elanga and Nigeria international defender Ola Aina their first new signings of the summer. More from @nottmtails theathletic.com/4709882/?sourc…

@KemiBadenoch @LiamFox @GregHands @annietrev @HuddlestonNigel @trussliz Stupid says as stupid does

5 years ago @LiamFox launched the consultation to join CPTPP. Today we agreed a deal! 🙌 Thank you to all who worked tirelessly to make this happen, not least our tenacious UK negotiation team and of course my predecessors, the Prime Minister and fellow trade ministers. 🙏

@elonmusk Any danger of you getting your minions to finish @Tesla vision?

Hope you have a good Sunday. First day of the rest of your life.

@JWodehouse @AskVirginMoney Ive had the same issue this morning. And the live chat service is not functioning also.

@AskVirginMoney cant make a payment on my virgin money app. From my business account. Just crashes when you press make a payment

Ashley Young is a psychopath. I’ve never known someone who actually decided to be bald for 10+ years when their hairline was perfectly fine the whole time.

@flowzki You must like lemons

this is a woman right here buying an expensive gift for her unemployed boyfriend… you people will not see this cos it doesn’t fit the agenda. 🤷🏽‍♂️

@sophielouisecc "journalist" with a lack of education in the field and job experience at burger king.

The French blaming the Virus…but Pogba isn’t even in the squad…

@SoVeryBritish Jacob Rees Mogg and Anthony Joshua

Which two Brits would you like to see in a boxing match?

If Morocco beat France or England in semis then they'll have slayed almost all of Africa's colonisers 👀 They've already humbled 🇧🇪🇪🇸🇵🇹