Ding Dong Football
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“I firmly believe that everyone who is worth anything at all should own a 12-cylinder car before they die.” David E. Davis Jr.



HA! Only eleven unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only twelve unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only thirteen unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only fourteen unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only fifteen unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke!

2026 Investor: Man I'm so PISSED! Fucking $TSLA! 2025: Why, what happened? Did protestors try and bomb another Tesla showroom? 2026: No, even worse! There are only 19 Robotaxis! 2025: ... You guys have Robotaxis?!? Someone must be supervising though right.... 2026: No, 19 is the number of unsupervised Robotaxis in Austin, Houston and Dallas. Including the supervised cars there's around 600 2025: Wow, we don't have even one robotaxi yet. Supervised or unsupervised. So what are you so upset about? 2026: The stock price! 2025: Ooof yeah, I know. Stock just hit $220 and Tim Walz celebrated it publicly. Has it gone even lower? 2026: Yeah, it's gone down all the way to $400! God damnit Elon, you idiot! I'm a brilliant investor, the only reason I keep losing money trading is because of Elon. 2025: So you're telling me the stock is almost double what it's trading at today and you guys have actual driverless Teslas Robotaxis? 2026: Yeah, it sucks. Massive disappointment!

Just saw this post on FB: “I don't know who I need to tag but Tesla... if you're reading this... get ahold of me. I am a firm believer in Jesus Christ and I first in foremost believe that He truly saved my life on Tuesday afternoon... HOWEVER, more so than ever am now a FIRM advocate for the safely of Tesla!! I was hit head on by a drunk driver who plunged straight at. He was going so fast he was ejected from his vehicle (also not wearing a safety belt), but all of my airbags deployed and my phone automatically dialed 911... I was also to walk away with swelling, bruising, and a fractured sternum. The gentleman that struck me was in ICU in a trauma center. God is so good and merciful, and I'm thankful I was in a Tesla!!!” - Adrienne Rose Alvarado — 🥹 feeling emotional. Yes, it’s only Teslas for our family as well, the safest cars on earth that drive themselves. Thank you @elonmusk and the whole @Tesla team! 🙏

















