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“I firmly believe that everyone who is worth anything at all should own a 12-cylinder car before they die.” David E. Davis Jr.

Knoxville, TN Katılım Ekim 2025
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Fred
Fred@Grand_handsomer·
If it turns out this shooter had media credentials all hell is going to break loose
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Blondelady2024
Blondelady2024@arva61138·
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Whole Mars Catalog
Whole Mars Catalog@wholemars·
last year Tesla made 32,000 cars a week
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Whole Mars Catalog
Whole Mars Catalog@wholemars·
If you measure Elon Musk by his ambitions, everything he does will seem like a failure. What, he hasn’t colonized Mars yet? Still no robots in everyone’s homes? No Robotaxis all over the world? What an idiot! Then when you measure these companies against their peers... SpaceX is responsible for most of the world’s mass to orbit. Tesla is the best selling BEV on Earth. FSD is the most widely used self-driving system on Earth. What people still don’t get about Elon and his teams is that their ambition is the reason they end up so far ahead of everyone else. Always aiming high, dreaming big, and being willing to fail and learn is the reason Tesla is the only automaker shipping self-driving and running a Robotaxi service — even though they missed many of Elon’s goals of “Robotaxi next year”. It’s the reason that SpaceX is about to do the largest IPO in history, despite not having colonized Mars yet as Elon originally hoped. Investors who understand this about Musk have made a fortune off the backs of investors who don’t.
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TeslaAiGirl
TeslaAiGirl@TeslaAiGirl·
It’s been a super cloudy day. People are freaking out about the power outage, but I had no idea until my Tesla app notified me that my Powerwall was providing backup power. Thankful for @teslaenergy
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Defiant L’s
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Jimmy Failla: "To protest Donald Trump tonight, a lot of the liberal correspondents are wearing pins on their outfits. A lot of pins up and down the lapels. They look like waitresses at TGI Fridays. I just ordered a plate of potato skins off Margaret Brennan."
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Whole Mars Catalog
Whole Mars Catalog@wholemars·
HA! Only sixteen unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only seventeen unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only eighteen unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only nineteen unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only twenty unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke!
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HA! Only eleven unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only twelve unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only thirteen unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only fourteen unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only fifteen unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke!

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Matt Smith
Matt Smith@nerdalert·
Now try doing this same bit with a 2021 Tesla Investor vs a 2026 investor. 2021 investor: wow we must be so close to selling 20M vehicles per year, crazy you’re only four years away from hitting that! 2026 investor: actually we don’t care about deliveries anymore. 2021 investor: oh that must be because robotaxis are so dominant, is that driving all the earnings growth now? 2026 investor: ummm, not exactly… 2021 investor: well how’s the energy business doing, we must be installing 10K solar roofs per week now right? 2026 investor: no but we’re going to have the roadster unveil soon!
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2026 Investor: Man I'm so PISSED! Fucking $TSLA! 2025: Why, what happened? Did protestors try and bomb another Tesla showroom? 2026: No, even worse! There are only 19 Robotaxis! 2025: ... You guys have Robotaxis?!? Someone must be supervising though right.... 2026: No, 19 is the number of unsupervised Robotaxis in Austin, Houston and Dallas. Including the supervised cars there's around 600 2025: Wow, we don't have even one robotaxi yet. Supervised or unsupervised. So what are you so upset about? 2026: The stock price! 2025: Ooof yeah, I know. Stock just hit $220 and Tim Walz celebrated it publicly. Has it gone even lower? 2026: Yeah, it's gone down all the way to $400! God damnit Elon, you idiot! I'm a brilliant investor, the only reason I keep losing money trading is because of Elon. 2025: So you're telling me the stock is almost double what it's trading at today and you guys have actual driverless Teslas Robotaxis? 2026: Yeah, it sucks. Massive disappointment!

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Tesla
Tesla@Tesla·
Safety is our primary design objective
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Whole Mars Catalog
Whole Mars Catalog@wholemars·
I’m really excited to see FSD gaining so much traction every day I talk to people — and not just your typical Tesla nerds — who gush about how AI driving has changed their life
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autist
autist@litteralyme0·
How your dad looks at you when you don't want to help him move 10000 pounds of dirt at 6am on a Sunday
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Johnny Midnight ⚡️
Johnny Midnight ⚡️@its_The_Dr·
Virginia Redistricting Election Bombshell, 70k Votes Disappear 🚨 1 million plus early Ballots illegally Dumped on Election Night! Chesterfield County votes Doubled while other counties came up 1000’s short. EPEC Caught the Chaos that Officials missed! This wasn’t a Glitch it was fraud!
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Gain of Fauci
Gain of Fauci@DschlopesIsBack·
BRAKING: Souther Poverty Law Center leaving X due to concerns that creator payouts are too low for them to fully fund KKK
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Whole Mars Catalog
Whole Mars Catalog@wholemars·
FSD 14.3.2 is so fucking good. Like a fine aged wine
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