Hawn Shannity

@VincentCrypt46 Long Beach

Home.

@Dominos_UK Stop using genetically modified ingredients.

@Math_files Schiezer

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said “No”.

@historyinmemes He looks pretty good for his age 🥸

A reconstruction of a man aged roughly 25–30 years who lived around 4,000 years ago. His remains were discovered in 1921 during road construction work in Brighton.

@MurrayHillGuy1 @Starlink

Kinda respect what just happened My internet bill tripled this month because some 5 year promo ended I called asking if they could bring it back, they said no So I hit them with the “alright then I’ll just cancel” Lady immediately goes “sounds good, let’s get that cancelled for you right now” Completely called my bluff, and I went into pussy mode. folded instantly and will now be staying a Spectrum customer

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran? Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

@DumbFxckFinder AB, I bet Gavin's wife be freaky 🥸 @AB84

Happy Mother’s Day to this stunning Queen

STOP PUTTING KETCHUP ON PIZZA

@SaltyBitch_52 @NobodymrRobert Fill it with beer and install a urinal

Would you use this in your living room? It’s a refrigerated smart coffee table by a company called Primst. I haven’t used a coffee table in a decade, but I could see this being a good idea in a gaming room.

@LeadingReport @AtlRey

BREAKING: Bird flu found to be airborne in shocking new study, raising concerns over the risk of wider outbreaks, per Daily Mail.

@travelingflying Sold!

Somali man: ”If you are kicking out Somalis, you have to kick out every one of us. I’m speaking for all of my African brothers and sisters. If you kick Somalis out, you have to kick out all of us. All of us, we all leave together.”

@NotA_Bull $OPEN

I have $3,500 to buy the dip. Which stocks should I buy?

@yakamozsun_34 Fire ants

Kocamın birden bire bütün vucudu bu şekil oldu 2 saattir acildeyiz kan tahlili verdik virüs olmasından korkuyorum. Nedir bu bilginiz varmı.?

Bitcoin is my safe word

Indian scientist explains the art of shitting on the beach

@Defence_Index They're joining for the health coverage 🥸

⭕🇨🇦 Canada Military Recruitment Hits 30-Year High as Global Tensions Drive Surge Canada’s armed forces are seeing their biggest recruitment boom in 30 years, with over 7,000 new soldiers joining in a year and applications nearly doubling to 40,000+. Total interest has reached around 100,000 candidates as the country boosts defence spending, raises pay, and speeds up recruitment amid rising global security concerns. Officials say reforms and geopolitical tensions, including the Ukraine war, are driving the surge, though analysts warn full military recovery will still take years. Source: BBC News

@steve2bacon Crameresqe

@PlanetOfMemes It's clothing for He/Hers, I call it mock-toe 🥸

A center pleat was probably not the best design.

@Docquistador It's George Floyd pinchin' a squat 💩

This image was buried on page 116 of the UFO files. What is the government hiding from us?

@blondebroker1 Since the question was asked twice, sure 🥸

Are you interested in a $DELL chart this weekend?