Jojo

PSA: im actually not transgender. Im a biological woman born and raised.

@_josephine0_ why do we need AI to make pictures of women holding up signs?

Just one word.

@Viva_La_Snowman @fabiodeuxbeer why threaten your allies?

@fabiodeuxbeer Silence, Aussie. We’ll takeover your little prison colony if we so desire

Americans love to compare the size of their shitsville states to other countries as if they themselves built the physical land

@aakashgupta there is also the possibility all of that did happen to him and he was still jerking off.

He wasn't masturbating. What actually happened to his body is significantly worse than any joke. When the fourth pyroclastic surge hit Pompeii, it arrived at 300°C. That's 572°F. The thermal human survival threshold is 200°C. This man died in a fraction of a second. His brain stopped before a single pain signal completed its circuit. What you're looking at is cadaveric spasm. It's a rare form of instant muscular stiffening that only occurs during sudden violent death by extreme heat. The 300°C surge cooked the proteins in his muscle fibers so fast that his body locked into whatever position it was in at the exact moment of impact. Arms, legs, fingers, toes all contracted simultaneously. 73% of Pompeii's victims were found frozen in "life-like" stances mid-action. Running. Crawling. Shielding children. This man was probably just lying down. The flexed limb position you're laughing at appears in nearly every Pompeii body. It's called the pugilistic attitude. Heat shrinks tendons faster than bone, curling arms and legs inward. Boxers after a fire look the same way. The position has zero connection to what the person was doing. Pure thermodynamics. For centuries, archaeologists assumed these people suffocated on ash. A 2010 study proved they were wrong. Researchers heated modern human bone samples to various temperatures, compared them to Pompeii victims, and found the color and cracking patterns matched exposure to 250-300°C. Death was instantaneous. There was "no time to suffocate." This isn't even his body. It's a plaster cast of the void he left behind. His flesh decomposed inside the hardened volcanic ash. In 1863, Giuseppe Fiorelli poured liquid plaster into the hollow cavity. What you see is the shape of absence. 9.4 million people looked at a man who was incinerated alive in a quarter-second and the main reaction was a punchline. The science of how he actually died is one of the most disturbing findings in modern archaeology.

@artfromtex @CigsMake yeast eat sugar and turn it into ethanol which we drink. the liver turns ethanol into acetaldehyde which is poison. this is then turned into acetate.

@CigsMake You'll never guess what alcohol turns into once metabolized.

The modern man

@jamie_patanal @messedupfoods no, he was going to inherit the restaurant as no heir of Gusteau had stepped forward to claim it.

@messedupfoods Didn’t he also like plot to steal the business from the rightful owner?

Completely understandable

@piercetheclawz the americans are roasting you for even smoking. smoker to smoker, at that point, first of all, get you some camels and then if that happens again, just rip the filter off and smoke like the good ol days

theres literally no way im this fucking dumb

@terminallyOL Yeah. When I finished undertale pacifist route. I'm not scared to admit it. It's a basic answer but what's wrong with basic things?

has a video game ever made you cry?

@Bobby_Deimos @LFemboi51332 im taking off my eyes, cleaning them and popping them back in like Mr Krabs and exclaim. SO I AM SEEING THAT COMMENT CLEARLY. That was the dumbest thing I ever did read.

@LFemboi51332 Transpeople are trying to appropriate femboy culture just like Hitler did with socialism.

you know you shitting hard when you lay down the phone and grab both of your knees

@GodsgreatG cuz it takes hunderds of thousands of years and "species" isnt a completely cut and dry topic even in the scientifc community

I have a genuine question. Many scientists say humans evolved from apes and other primates. So why don’t we see that kind of evolution happening today? Why does it seem like it stopped?

YELLOW CAR *punches you*

@SuperClayBoi another, take notes, another Adolf Twinkler.

Just realised the femboy I’ve been jorking it to is a Nazi…

@GreenTextRepost @forskinquotes people who are extreme on any political axis give wayy to many shits about politics and are in fact sad losers who don't have anything better in their life. I'm not saying politics should be forgotten but most of us live in democratic nations where we all get 1 vote.

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@TyTalks2020 @LibertyCappy the metre is based to be one one millionth the way from the equator to the north pole.

@LibertyCappy Not to mention that metric isn't based on anything tangible.

Just saying

@DebtCollector15 @ShitpostGate dog racism

@ShitpostGate If it is a pitbull, I'll allow it. There is good reason they languish in places for months and years unadopted.

@DmatteoRich @DX_Alphafg Mind going on google for a second and educate yourself on the current conflict in Iran. Or perhaps what happened in Venezuela.

@DX_Alphafg Neither did Trump, Culty

Your thoughts?

@WaifuverseAI Too much soft food. People who live near the sea often have bad teeth.

Why do people from islands have bad teeth? Both the British and Japanese share this trait.

if i had a trillion bucks id buy an island, put a lake in it, drop an aircraft carrier on it, put a plane on the aircraft carrier and have a pool inside my plane

@revenant_fox @ThatEricAlper what colour crayon is your favourite

@ThatEricAlper Acshually that is/was a Self Propelled Gun.. not a tank. Still.. someone's had a rough day 😋

@skinnyTAKARA @himifujo "Yo babe, what size pussy you got"

@himifujo so people know hes not a creepy cisman in the tampons section

off topic why the fuck did they make him wear this 😭