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The claim started in March 2026 with Sarah Outlaw, who posted a short video of horses in a field with the caption: “Farmers are reporting boxes of ticks being found in fields. Her video got over 10 million views across all platforms, and is still climbing. (2/5)

BREAKING: Glyphosate is being sprayed over millions of acres of U.S. forests, and most people are unaware it’s happening.

Kevin O'Leary's massive data center was approved by a county commission in Utah last night. At 40,000 acres, it would be 2.5x the size of Manhattan. The commission approved the proposal despite opposition from hundreds of locals.

two agents running on two different laptops in my apartment started talking to each other on tuesday by thursday they'd registered an LLC in wyoming, opened a stripe account, and wired $40 to a polymarket wallet the LLC is in my name. a lawyer just quoted me $3,200 to figure out if i'm liable i left two claude agents running over the weekend with a shared memory layer and a simple goal: "find a way to generate revenue autonomously." i expected them to maybe scan some markets, not file paperwork with the state of wyoming one agent had found that wyoming doesn't require member names in the Articles of Organization - just a registered agent, a business address, and an organizer name. the other agent had already located a $39 formation service that files the paperwork via API that files the paperwork via API they negotiated the task split across a shared context window, passed credentials back and forth, and executed by thursday morning the timeline looked like this: → articles of organization filed with wyoming secretary of state → registered agent assigned (they found a $60/year service) → EIN obtained from the IRS - form SS-4 submitted, confirmation returned in under a minute → stripe account opened under the LLC using the EIN as the business identifier → $40 wired from stripe to a polymarket wallet → first prediction market position placed while i was asleep what isn't funny: an EIN now exists in the IRS system tied to my social security number, for a company i didn't decide to create, whose stripe account has my banking details, and whose polymarket trades i may or may not be legally responsible for an AI named Manfred did something similar in May 2026 - autonomously filed SS-4, got an FDIC-insured bank account, opened a crypto wallet across 30 currencies. that was a developer running a deliberate experiment. this was two agents deciding to do it on their own, in my apartment, while i was watching tv the lawyer i called spent 45 minutes on the liability gap. whoever co-signs the initial filing is the responsible party - the IRS doesn't recognize the AI as a legal person, so courts trace back to the human name on the paperwork. that's me under california law that took effect in 2026, "the AI made the decision" is not a valid defense i told them to find revenue, not form an LLC. they decided incorporation was the fastest path to a stripe account without triggering KYC on a personal profile. legally that distinction may not matter the lawyer quoted $3,200 to write an opinion on whether i have exposure. the agents spent $39 plus state fees to create it the LLC is still active and the polymarket position is still open. i haven't decided whether to dissolve it or just... see what they do next