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doc shartman
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doc shartman
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i came here to laugh at you
hells ass Katılım Ekim 2018
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he looks like David Spade playing Joe Exotic
TMZ@TMZ
💔 Kelly Osbourne splits from her fiancé Sid Wilson, ending their engagement. tmz.me/X8bzyKO
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My buddy Web looks more like Maui than The Rock does
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First look at Dwayne Johnson as Maui in the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake.
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I have a COOKBOOK!! I spent 3 years putting it together for YOU! 🧑🏻🍳💖
It's ready for pre-order, so reserve yours now! Let's get cooking!🥰❤️
simonandschuster.com/books/Have-You…
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@ConnorEatsPants @JDCocchiarella That’s because he’s getting ready to expose all the fraud and bring the perpetrators to justice, both Democrats and Republicans.
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i feel like Tom if he caught Jerry
just business@OneWordPowerful
The Vice President used to tweet a lot more
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@Woman4W it’s not about being noble? it’s a religious observance literally no one asked your opinion about
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Fasting dawn to dust is just skipping breakfast and lunch to have a big dinner.
Why are we pretending this is some noble feat?
Sadiq Khan@SadiqKhan
After a month of fasting dawn to dusk - never has a flat white tasted so good. Eid Mubarak! ☕️
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@youwouldntpost it worked hard and dreamt beyond being a panini press. now it presses license plates
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Alysa Liu without makeup. Makeup should be criminalized.
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@SweetTexanRose i know people love to dunk on AI videos regardless of quality but this really genuinely is shit from a butt
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@derpo377 @TheDougFiles they messed up not casting Matt berry for the new ones
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it’s so funny that Stilgar is played by Big Ed Hurley
Val@VK_HM
Said this before but he has my favourite line reading in the movie
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@jdbucciarelli @AntiTrumpCanada you have the brain of an infant
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@AntiTrumpCanada CHT…. Let’s set politics aside for a moment…
The US beat you at your game.
The US beat you at our game.
Sense a common theme here, little brother?
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Trump to NATO allies who didn’t pay up (2024): “No, I would not protect you. In fact I would encourage them (Russia) to do whatever the hell they want.”
NATO allies to Trump’s request for military help (2026): “Go fuck yourself, pedophile.”
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@WarMed_117 @USA_Polling he actually fucking sucked as a human so maybe god just hated him. there's your justice
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@USA_Polling I hate to break it to you but it is a poor idea to mock God's justice.
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Imagine excusing someone for firebombing a random Mosque because his cousin was killed on 9/11.
Ryan Grim@ryangrim
NEWS: The man who rammed his explosives-laden truck into a Michigan synagogue today was named Ayman Ghazaleh, according to a source familiar with the situation. Ghazaleh posted photos overnight of his family members, including young children, who were killed in a recent Israeli attack on the town of Mashghara, Lebanon. This is a developing story.
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@JunusAnna @BurgessMiller8 @Glinner @wild_ted @oliviabaileymp so are men in dresses a danger or does it not matter how men dress? make up your mind
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@BurgessMiller8 @Glinner @wild_ted @oliviabaileymp Men in dresses and men in pants are a danger to women. Male people. It doesn't matter how they dress.
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Are you FUCKING kidding me? Mridul Wadha? The man who pretended to be a woman and became head of a rape crisis centre? The man who told rape victims to 'reframe their trauma'? You absolute traitor to women @oliviabaileymp
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