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I once interviewed for a role- my first role in the development sector and during the interview, the boss knew I did not have sufficient experience for the role and I knew this as well because I botched all the answers to the questions asked. After the interview, I was on my way out of his office, I stopped at the door, looked back at him and said, “sir, I know I did not do well in this interview and its clear I have no experience for this role but I am an excellent motivator and can make anyone do anything, with me, you will always have a highly motivated team and get good results”. Man bent his head to hide his smile and made a note on my CV and told me to leave the office. I did not only get the role, I became his project supervisor and yes, I did not let the team down or downcast for one day on the role and we made miracles on that project. Many years later, I am still inspiring and motivating new teams to success. May not classify as unhinged but it was daring enough in my book.

@LegacySiu Vinicius J of Real Madrid

Guess this goalscorer Hardest Level

@_onlyscott Tkross

@ChuksEricE Hard to campaign against competence. Bad leaders will learn the hard way.

"No matter how dirty, a government house belongs to the people of Abia State and deserves respect. As governor, I always slept there."👀👀 — Senator Orji Uzor Kalu, reflects on his time in office, says leaders should work from government residences.

@General_Somto That stammer alone tells you he does not believe what he just said. I blame the people who have experienced both OJK and AO’s regimes and still come out to listen to this man. “I, I, I provided total free education”. How can he say this nonsense.

“When I Was Governor, I Provided Completely Free Medical Services And Education. No Child Paid School Fees. We Are Ready To Take Back This State For APC. We’re Not Going Anywhere. If They Want War, We Will Give Them War. Abia State Must Not Leave The Center. Tinubu Has Given a Lot Of Money To The State And We Must Return The Kindness.”~ Orji Uzor Kalu

The Federico show! Hala Madrid!

@Lrguru1 @KABAL___ @instablog9ja He is based in Abuja and you can DM for his contact.

@KABAL___ @DoitRight4Naija @instablog9ja How do I contact him?

Man says even if you install ₦10M solar, sometimes NEPA light still charges it faster than sunlight. Omo… when that sudden NEPA light enters after darkness, the joy is different. 😭 Solar users, is this true or cap? 👀👇

@KABAL___ @instablog9ja Very sure bro! I installed half this capacity in Abuja for just around 5m.

@DoitRight4Naija @instablog9ja Are you sure bro cuz this was my target 30kwh and 24kva with 22 or 24 panels.

@KABAL___ @instablog9ja With this amount (10M) my guy will get you 30kwh lithium ion batter with 24kva hybrid inverter and 22 panels of 630w dual inverter.

@instablog9ja Ha... 10M solar is probably a 30kwh battery with 16kva inverter and 24 panels of 550w. Bro this is huge.

@instablog9ja You are tired of the non kinetic ways of ending terrorism? You have seen there is no negotiating with mad men.

We will end Insurgency in the North-East with overwhelming force- Vice President, Kashim Shettima

@UdochiOhiri @JustKingss Best believe this.

@DoitRight4Naija @JustKingss There's a lot in Nigeria

Many of you don’t understand what 210 Trillion naira looks like. Let me break it down for to have a good understanding. Assuming you get to spend ₦10 million every day of your life, it would take about 57,534 years to spend ₦210 trillion. You and i know that it’s impossible for you to spend that amount daily, so it will definitely be more than 57 thousand years to finish it. That’s the amount that disappears 😭😭

@HeIsJayjam You cannot defend incompetence.

I challenge anyone to present any interview session where any guest has ever fact-checked Mehdi Hassan on his Turf Bwala successfully did that 👏

@Mario9jaa An unbalanced brain. Shame

NNPC; - We have accrued receivables of N107 trillion - We also have accrued expenses of N103 trillion Verdict: A balanced account. Nigerian Senate and illiterates on Twitter: “N210trillion IS MISSING” 🤡🤡

@UdochiOhiri @JustKingss Because Nigeria is way richer than politicians will ever admit. They continue to downplay the country’s wealth so they can steal with impunity. Nigeria is a silly rich country managed by the highest level of intellectual illiterates.

@JustKingss I wonder how the country still exists. How hasn't the economy collapsed? How hasn't the nation fallen apart? How haven't the systems crumbled?

@DOLAPOTWIST @BashirAhmaad What a bad day to show how dumb you truly are. You so called language was added a lot later than that same Igbo you are deriding.

@BashirAhmaad The rest still dey speak in Tongue chai, what a bad day to be Ibo

Google’s reported addition of Hausa and Yorùbá languages to its AI search features is a step forward for Nigeria and Africa as a whole. Expanding AI and digital tools to support indigenous languages helps make technology more accessible to millions of people who communicate primarily in their native tongues.

@BashirAhmaad A polarizing figure such as yourself could have said Google updated their language nodes to Yoruba and Hausa joining the Igbo language that was already part of the nodes. This was your chance to be less bigoted but your frail brain is not wired for progress.

@Mideefe Asake has no right standing behind them. He and Rema will sit and eat while the rest should clear the plate.

Who should stand up for Asake? Fireboy, omah lay, Rema or Seyi vibez?

The festering Boko Haram attacks on the North East and massacre of innocent citizens is concrete proof that Nigeria has no government

@OloriOfOloris @prettty_bella My brand new baby ❤️❤️

What smells so good but isn't perfume?

@AbeeSaga @HabuSadeik Did you guys not see the clown 🤡 head there. He is making fun of the person wey talk that rubbish.

@HabuSadeik “Salary is the bribe you are paid to forget your future “. 🤡

CEO - N400m per month CFO - N200m per month COO - N200m per month. Well done Seplat😭

lol. The same professor Pate that said that 80% of sampled Nigerians are satisfied with the Nigerian health sector. Is it the 36million spent that informed this outcome? lol. When we are tired of deceiving ourselves, we will wake up. Man is preparing himself for government house and selling Nigeria more rot in the health sector. I was really rooting for him.

Only N36m of N218bn Health Capital Budget Released in 2025 — Minister of Health Mohammed Pate