Domenic Christiansen

England: would you like some tea and crumpets? USA: want a twisted tea to wash down that burger?

“I don’t drink Twisted Tea” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

UDF is better than Graeters...

@EllieSpatz Your mom will be sad when you fail out

yo someone hit with some motivation to go to class

Yo this fool ain’t got nothing on Pete Bowen

just said fuck it n walked into trader joes with an erection

What’s the bigger flex? Rt for 64 box of crayolas Like for AirPods

"Bro, you want this pamphlet?" "Brochure"

What a day to go and be productive

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you