Capt. Obvious

@jacksmeboy @KhushieFiji Because it is 12 months, which if you're only interested in AFL and NRL, then it's not worth it

@KhushieFiji why don’t people just get an AFL digital membership?

Tried to cancel #Kayo and they offered me $25 a month for 6 month. #NRL #AFL #Sports

@iinka @JonHldn @aussiewongm Unless it's a PHEV like this one. Smaller battery. Short range. Need to charge everyday. I would avoid PHEVs if you can't be arsed charging everyday. Full EVs don't need to be charged as often

@JonHldn @aussiewongm EVs don’t require plugging in every time they’re stopped tho. More like once or twice a week.

I know you have off street parking, so fucking use it instead of parking on the nature strip and running a power cord over the footpath.

@georgrampling I took his response to mean, ask Prior if he's offended by what was written.

@superfooty @Josh__Barnes As an Essendon supporter, I thought our fans were more savage on the players than what's on the whiteboard

.@Josh__Barnes has branded Brisbane's leaked pre-match notes about Essendon as "juvenile" and says it should prompt questions about the club's culture. What's your take? READ 👉 bit.ly/4tTJALy

@tazweare We booed Paul Salmon in the 90s before he moved to Hawthorn. Some of our fans need to pull their heads in.

Fuck I am so mad at you Essendon supporters. Ben McKay plays for us you pathetic non-supporter supporters. You all fucking suck. Don't you dare cheer that goal when it was McKay's mark that started it. You bunch of twats.

@tommorris32 @7AFL Learn to cope with a draw like most adults. Go.

Extra time debate … GO 👇@7AFL

@FOXFOOTY Let's get 10 umpires on the field, that might cover every angle

This was a BIG non-call in the final minutes... Nick Watson with the run-down but no free for holding the ball. MORE >> bit.ly/4efcgtn #AFLPiesHawks

@7AFL This game is cooked

HUUUUUUUGE CALL 😳 #AFLPiesHawks

@w_terrence You're not a comedian, You're a joke.

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

A renewable energy exposé by Seven’s flagship investigation program Spotlight found to have omitted key facts. #MediaWatch

@Ryandally08 Good the PM is not mates with a pedofile and rapist.

Pauline Hanson says that Anthony Albanese should have picked up the phone to Donald Trump and offered Australian assistance to the conflict in Iran. “Pick up and the phone and ask how can we support you” That’s what “mates do” Albo’s not a mate. He’s a slime ball.

Paul Guerra to return to his role of being the CEO for Dial-a-Quote #melbournefc #afl

@3AWisfootball Melbourne's Cafe Owners contacted for comment

The shock news came through earlier this afternoon. FULL THOUGHTS 👉 nine.social/17p6

@Notwokenow @SecWar Nah he was looking to nab the bottle of red from the next table

Amid the chaos and fear, our incredible @SecWar Pete Hegseth was on his feet, protecting his wife, eyes searching for the threat. This is the face of a warrior.

@markbouris That was 35 years ago... Why keep looking back? The world and the economy is a lot different now

What a treat on Anzac Day . When John Howard was PM we had a surplus in the budget , no national debt .. yep zero , and productivity was up and we were the envy of the world economically .

@3AW693 Heard him this morning. He questioned why Michael Jackson was popular given his allegations with children and then without any irony goes on to defend the Trumps by attacking what a comedian said. Flog. PS: Don't call me.

He has received a lot of backlash. 😳 MORE 👉 nine.social/17mZ

@BigBomber @DonCaldwelll You know six other teams had a go on Saturday? Along with the ANZAC eve game the night before

@DonCaldwelll It has been wonderful event to attend the first drawn 1995 game was sensational (yet strange at the end), lunch with Jack Jones in 2014 was my highlight...but we're now done & not deserving. Years away from being competitive. Give someone else a go.

Essendon have won just 5 out of the last 20 Anzac Day games against Collingwood.

@3AW693 Even anti-war protestors have the courtesy to leave the dawn service alone... Why can't these hecklers show some respect

“Let’s keep ANZAC Day about the ANZACs.” 😳 MORE 👉 nine.social/17mV

@ev_australia @Shell_Australia @bp_Australia @AmpolAustralia @CaltexAustralia @UnitedPetroleum I would rather chargers be placed in normal car parks in country towns so that local cafes, coffee shops and general stores get some business compared to oil companies... It's more pleasant to park your car and stretch your legs in a local park while sipping on some local coffee

Can you please help accelerate EV charging infrastructure in Australia?! Want every pump to have EV fast charging bays! Is it too much to ask? @Shell_Australia @bp_Australia @AmpolAustralia @CaltexAustralia @UnitedPetroleum