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The sun was warm but the wind was chill. You know how it is with an April day. When the sun is out and the wind is still, You're one month on in the middle of May.

@BillysVerses @liz_churchill10 Like a little kid with all these questions bro

@liz_churchill10 What is Biblical about this ? Where in the Bible did God command this ceremony. Read scripture, share the Gospel and let the Holy Spirit sanctify your heart . Who gets indentified by the Gospel of Jesus with this side show ?

Shocking. Pope Leo XIV just personally dragged the Cross for ALL 14 Stations at the Colosseum himself. This is the first time since 1994. The Church might actually be waking up.

@pdomo Ike Reese doesn't "believe" in dinosaurs

We apparently are smack dab in the middle of an epidemic of stupid. ESPN college football analyst Greg McElroy, a seemingly intelligent college-educated (well, Alabama) person, said he believes the 1969 moon landing was a hoax.

@GeraldoRivera Great idea dipshit...maybe hanity can be secrtayof state, Jesse Walters can be on the supreme court 🍆

Jenine Pirro was a great prosecutor before she became a colorful TV sage. She would be a powerful Attorney General. Todd Blanche could also do the job and probably have an easier route to confirmation.

@trhodes586 @3YearLetterman @Johnny_Joey Tracii Rhodes would be better

@3YearLetterman @Johnny_Joey You’re are fucking dipshit. He was trying to get your ass on the plane quicker. Always has to be one asshole. Standing ovation? What a liar.

I just had a very disturbing Good Friday encounter with an ICE agent at the airport As I was going through security, an ICE agent asked me for my ID. I told him this isn’t Soviet Russia and that the only citizenship papers I planned to show him were the Declaration of Independence “Sir, I’m just asking for ID, not proof of citizenship,” he said. “Today is the anniversary of Jesus’s resurrection,” I replied. “He was an American. Would you have asked to see his papers too? Would the scars on his hands not have been enough for you?” He was stunned silent. I strode past him without showing my ID and went through the metal detector I received a standing ovation

@theesniper @pdomo God you bitches are sensitive

@pdomo You have nothing. I’d say stick to football but that would be giving you too much respect. Maybe had the IRGC killed more than 1200 of your people you’d feel differently about removing a scourge that’s terrorized the world for 47 years. Trump has balls and you’re just a cuck. GFY

I wonder whether Trump is considering using bleach to open the Strait of Hormuz.😏

@CNviolations Yeah, them poor ol' bosses need all the help they can get. Keep the CEO smiling truck boy.

That trucker wasn't honking because he was angry, he was honking to warn them.

@USAttyEssayli @DHSgov Was thi her??

This is a federal crime. If anyone knows who this person is, please let us know. The @DHSgov tip line is 866-347-2423.

@AMAZlNGNATURE When people and their pets start to look alike...

I don't know what to do with this info, but i'm glad have it now

@GrappaGator @RayMoffo Is that how you got so good at it?

@RayMoffo You obviously practice being stupid. TMac is great, and so is Franzke.

Franzke is so far and away a better announcer than TMac

@Newman81Street @ShenkLarry Hi John!

@ShenkLarry Good for Middleton. He's a great owner.

John Middleton was part of the parade as the players entered the field. Bob Carpenter, Ruly Carpenter, Bill Giles and David Montgomery were never on the field on opening day. Just saying. #phillies

@KatieMiller @katiemillerpod @TThompson @NBA Stephen has a platinum membership on Blacked . com

Just taped the next episode of the @katiemillerpod with @TThompson on being a dad, the future of AI, the @NBA, & reality TV. TUESDAY | 6PM ET

@ah_pod I hate this place...and my parents

Alec Bohm 🤝 Britney Spears

@SaidByBiden @barstoolsports Wow, sad little child still looking for a friend

@DootsBotts @barstoolsports Good news for you and your yokel ilk.

Ruth's Chris Steakhouse Is Single Handedly Bringing Society Back From The Brink By Enforcing A Business Casual Dress Code And Not Allowing Hats In The Dining Room s.barstool.link/c/article-3565…

@ted_plank @crimsonavenger

@crimsonavenger I'm 59, still working my ass off, still in great shape. Drink but not heavily. Too old for drugs but know some who still do them. Working a remodel with three young Mexican guys in Palm Springs, I outwork them easily, especially the young ones. Knees and back are still perfect.

Whats the age when you just give up? I’m 58 this year and don’t feel like giving up yet. I still wear the vans and listen to punk and metal and enjoy a drink. Don’t think I’m embarrassing myself to be honest.

@CindyWeb94 Enough with that clown

🫶🏻 Garrett Stubbs

@SaidByBiden @barstoolsports "dimwitted rube" to be exact and I stand by that observation

@DootsBotts @barstoolsports But, but, but Trump. The irony of you calling me a dimwit.

@SaidByBiden @barstoolsports Careful what you say, dear leader might be listening. Except your hero prefers well done with ketchup (A1's too spicy).

@DootsBotts @barstoolsports Spoken like someone who puts A1 on steak and orders it well done.

@SaidByBiden @barstoolsports Gotta be a dimwitted rube to think there's a difference between Ruth's and Applebee's

@barstoolsports A lot of people who have probably never dined at Ruth’s seem upset. Might I suggest that you may be more comfortable at Applebees.

@BaseballQuotes1 lil papito

David Ortiz’s son D’Angelo is currently playing first base for the Red Sox

@20th_Centurygal The Wobblers

Name a band that has no weak links, every member brings it?