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@CuriosityonX I would have sent Bowie but, we haven’t had that option for awhile.

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

@annamlulis Frankly, I don’t think god gives a crap who wins a horse race. If he was real he’d have more pressing issues.

BREAKING: Golden Tempo wins the Kentucky Derby after coming from dead last His rider, Jose Ortiz, is a devout Christian and shared this Bible verse before the race “I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me” Nothing is impossible with God. ✝️

@AesPolitics1 Don’t worry give it a day, this idiot will say something dumber. He’s a clown.

Dumbest tweet of the decade

@Milajoy “Sometimes I wonder, will god ever forgive us for what we’ve done to each other? Then I look around and I realize, god left this place a long time ago.”

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Say hello to my little friend. I'll be back. No one puts baby in a corner. What is the BEST movie quote of ALL TIME?

@OneBadDude_ Sure, because it won’t happen. He’s a friggin idiot who fails at anything that requires intelligence or tact.

Question for all the liberals out there…. -When gas drops to $2 a gallon -When victory is declared over Iran -When the fentanyl stops flowing into the country -When inflation comes down -When the cost of housing drops -When you’re taking home more of your paycheck -When you’re paying less in taxes -When our streets are safer from criminals Will you thank President Trump then?

@NancyMace Would you be the first SC governor with fake boobs?

Some days, I still see myself as the sixteen-year-old girl from Goose Creek. She dropped out of high school. She worked at Waffle House. She had no idea what God had in store for her. She became the first woman to graduate from The Citadel Corps of Cadets. Now, she is the leading candidate for governor of South Carolina. Life will knock you down. It will test your resolve. It will test your faith. It will make you question everything. But God's plan is perfect, even when ours falls apart. Keep the Faith. Believe in Him.

@uscfan981 Free throws. Bird.

Man. Who y’all got?

@Milajoy No we won’t. It wasn’t.

FBI Director Kash Patel says he has obtained PROOF that the 2020 election was STOLEN from Trump We will all find out about it very soon.

@lady_valor_07 Stephen Root. They’re the same person

In a word, how would you describe Bono?

@KDPomp Congratulations Pomp. May you have many, many, more.

Happy 39th wedding anniversary to my beautiful bride Lisa. ❤️ Back in 1987, we made a lifelong commitment and it’s as strong today as it was on our beautiful wedding day Happy Anniversary 🙏❤️

@MAGAMAHACindy We aren’t energy independent Trump lied to you. If the gas prices affect your wallet, Trump is not on your side. You aren’t voting in your own best interests. I don’t care about gas prices because I have more money than I should ever need. I’m just trying to answer you.

I voted for President Trump three times, and I’d gladly do so again. That said, I have a sincere, question about something I’m genuinely trying to understand. If the U.S. is energy independent, why are gas prices spiking again? They are getting close to the highs we saw under Biden? I know tensions with Iran are playing a role right now, but I thought energy independence was supposed to shield us from these kinds of swings. Can someone explain what’s driving this? I’m not here to criticize Trump, just looking for a clear explanation. Thanks.

@jonnyrmitch Nirvana, Clapton, Alice In Chains, and 10,000 Maniacs are the four best. In no particular order.

For me the best MTV Unplugged is Nirvana in 1993! What do you think is the greatest MTV Unplugged?

@RogerJStoneJr You look like a bunch of clowns.

My house when we heard that epically corrupt sanctimonious and self-righteous former FBI Director James Comey was arrested!

@pk13510 Holy smokes. She looks horrible for her age.

I’m not trying to be funny but Laura Loomer isn’t in her 50s???

@937theFan He just hit two home runs last game.

Is it time to give up on Henry Davis? He's batting .154 this season and has a career average of .178.

@hothletes Why do they all look alike. Is it because they’re Mormon?

And just like that, I became a Utah Utes women’s soccer fan! 😜

@doogadoo11 I got one: Uneducated, On disability, Vehicle payment is higher than rent.

It's funny how you can determine someone's political Party with a high-degree of accuracy just from a handful of characteristics. For instance, these generally = Libtard. - Unmarried - College Educated - Lives In a Major City - Non-Religious What other characteristics are strong indicators?

@CryptoMikli “I got my real estate license”. That’s like saying, “I once read a book”.

Hallie Batchelder reveals how she got a free boob job “I really wanted to get my tits done because they looked really sad. I had gained weight, lost weight, and they looked really depressed. I was hooking up with this guy at the time, he was like this hedge fund owner, billionaire guy, and he was like, ‘I’ll pay for your tits.’ So he Venmo’d me like 12 grand or something. Him and his friend both split it, so they each had a tit or something” “I just pocketed that money and told my parents, ‘Listen, if I get my real estate license, will you pay for my tits?’ And they were like, ‘Of course.’ So these guys think they owe my tits, but really I just got my real estate license and my parents paid for the tits”

@rafaosoriomalca I realized it when I looked in the comments.

Nadie sabía quién era. Sube al escenario y pasa esto. Empieza a bailar y algo no cuadra. No es una fan cualquiera. Y cuando te das cuenta ya es tarde ¿en qué momento entendiste quién era?

@AmazingPopPod Matt Damon would be great

Should Falling Down have a remake and who would have star in it?