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@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump In 4 years, "I didn't endorse Trump" will be the new "I didn't support the war in Iraq".

@WhiteHouse @WHFraudTF Gotta keep funding them slush funds.

Since @WHFraudTF launched, BILLIONS have already been recovered in taxpayer dollars. The Trump Admin will keep fighting until every fraud scheme is exposed, every dollar possible is clawed back, and trust is restored. 🇺🇸

@jason20429 @ABC I believe the plan was to have world leaders gather for feastivities and a parade showing all of the US accomplishments over the last 250 years, but the thing you made up makes you hate more, so go with that.

@ABC kamala would be having bad bunny and Beyoncé concerts, the coco butter stench would make the whole city gag

Construction on the Ultimate Fighting Championship Octagon is underway on the White House South Lawn ahead of President Trump’s planned fights this summer to commemorate the 250th anniversary of the United States. abcnews.link/1eXAPOg

@FoxNews This man is in charge of US medicine.

“Those are dangerous!” HHS Secretary RFK Jr. sharing a wild video of himself grabbing two black racer snakes off Dr. Mehmet Oz’s patio while his wife Cheryl Hines repeatedly warns him to stop. The snakes can be seen twisting around Kennedy’s hands and biting him multiple times while he tries to remove them from the property.

Damn, it's like I had a crystal ball or something...

@SaltyGoat17 You were complaining back then. Suddenly now it's OK because "My guy is causing it."

Tell me again how expensive things are under Trump...

@CrockettNiall @SenRonJohnson @LaurieTota67436 Africans eat a lot of cassava leaves. Americans do not. Therefore cassava leaves prevented them from dying of COVID. Same level of evidence.

@SenRonJohnson @LaurieTota67436 Africa has more people than U.S. but less Covid deaths. Africa has superior healthcare? Or ? Any clues?

This is the biggest government scandal of my lifetime, and the legacy media refuses to cover it. The FDA knew that COVID injections were causing severe adverse events, including sudden cardiac death, pulmonary infarction, and Bell’s palsy. Americans had the Right to Know, and those affected deserve justice.

@FoxNews Nobody believes there is a “deal.” This is like the 8th time he’s said this.

A possible Iran deal is “95% complete” — but the final stretch may take days. U.S. officials say the plan would formally end the war, reopen the Strait of Hormuz without tolls, and eventually address Iran’s enriched nuclear material. Iran could see billions in frozen assets released and oil sanctions waivers — but only if officials say Tehran holds up its end of the bargain. | @TreyYingst

@omahabe2 @RapidResponse47 @AmericanwomanU1 @SecRubio @POTUS The deal they’re considering now gives the $20 billion in cash…that’s a lot of pallets.

@RapidResponse47 @AmericanwomanU1 @SecRubio @POTUS Lest we not forget that the Democrats way of of dealing with Iran was to give them pallets of cash..........

.@SecRubio: "The idea that somehow this @POTUS — given everything he's already proven he's willing to do — is gonna somehow agree to a deal that ultimately winds up putting Iran in a stronger position when it comes to nuclear ambitions is absurd. That's just not gonna happen."

@WhiteHouse 🙄 Called this when it was announced on Thursday. Nobody is taking this admin seriously due to all of the hyperbole and flip flopping.

“The negotiations are proceeding in an orderly and constructive manner, and I have informed my representatives not to rush into a deal in that time is on our side… Both sides must take their time and get it right. There can be no mistakes!” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@RapidResponse47 @epaleezeldin I just did some checking: those rules were part of the 2020 AIM Act…passed under Donald Trump. He’s fixing something his own admin passed and blaming Biden? epa.gov/climate-hfcs-r…

.@epaleezeldin says this week's reversal of Biden-era refrigerant rules — which needlessly increased the price of transporting and storing refrigerated goods — will ultimately lead to $2.4 billion in savings for Americans.

@thehill Yeah, did anyone tell Iran that? gulfnews.com/world/mena/ira…

#BREAKING: Trump says Iran deal ‘largely negotiated,’ Strait of Hormuz will be opened thehill.com/homenews/admin…

@WhiteHouse Again? Is this one of those things were next week Iran's going to say "What? We didn't agree to any of that!" and oil skyrockets again?

🚨 "An Agreement has been largely negotiated, subject to finalization between the United States of America, the Islamic Republic of Iran, and the various other Countries, as listed..." - President Donald J. Trump

@RepLuna Isn’t this like the 8th time he’s said this now? Tuesday Iran will blurt out “We ain’t doin’ any of that!” and we’re back to square one.

The Art of the Deal

@piersmorgan By the way, "lame & self-indulgent" is on Piers Morgan's favorite t-shirt.

Farewell, Stephen Colbert. Very sharp and funny when playing characters on Daily Show and Colbert Report. Not so sharp or funny when he played himself on Late Show, and very dull/predictable after he caught TDS. Thought his finale was lame & self-indulgent.

@bobe934 @thehill Weird. The message the rest of the world is getting is "Don't say anything the President doesn't like, or he'll have the government retaliate." And here you are cheering it on.

@thehill Message to self, don’t alienate half of my potential customers.

Trump: Stephen Colbert firing ‘beginning of the end’ for late-night hosts thehill.com/homenews/media…

Colbet’s show was funny as hell too 😂. YouTube link: youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4

@LucifersTweetz This looks fake. The fact the creator has a slew of skits using that set on his TikTok channel confirms.

If we keep letting them violate our rights we won't have any.

@JoJoFromJerz …give him credit! The second part required him to color it, and he mostly stayed in the lines with his green crayon!

He’s bragging about being able to identify a fucking horse.

@MrHughBlackwell By lifted, he means "forcibly kicked off." You voted for hurting poor people.

🚨 NOW — PRESIDENT TRUMP: "5 MILLION people have been lifted off food stamps." I voted for this! 👏🏻

@CesareBorgiaRed @JoJoFromJerz @JDVance @grok Grok: Approximately 25 years higher than the President of the United States.

@JoJoFromJerz @JDVance @grok please estimate the mental age of someone that would post this post.

Today, the task force and the DOJ announced a massive take down of two of the largest Medicaid fraud cases in Minnesota state history, as well as the largest autism fraud scheme ever charged by the federal government. Our message is simple: if you’re committing fraud, we will find you, and we won’t rest until justice is served.