Avenatti's New Beginnings (Parody)
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Avenatti's New Beginnings (Parody)
@Down2Feather
Supposed Presidential Candidate. This is a parody account.

With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. I warmly welcome the sagacious gesture and extend deepest gratitude to the leadership of both the countries and invite their delegations to Islamabad on Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes. Both parties have displayed remarkable wisdom and understanding and have remained constructively engaged in furthering the cause of peace and stability. We earnestly hope, that the ‘Islamabad Talks’ succeed in achieving sustainable peace and wish to share more good news in coming days! @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @SecRubio @SteveWitkoff @SEPeaceMissions @drpezeshkian @mb_ghalibaf @araghchi

NEW Pew poll — 60% of Americans have a negative opinion of Israel. Just 37% favorable. 80% of Democrats & 41% of Republicans have a negative view. Among ages 14-49: 84% Democrats 57% Republicans Only 27% have confidence in Netanyahu to do the right thing for world affairs.

To ensure the ceasefire is successful we must first ensure that we restrain the Israelis.

Just a few hours ago in the West Bank: The elderly woman Sabriya Shamasna was martyred after she was beaten by Israeli soldiers while they raided her home in Jayyous, near Qalqiliya. Her husband was seen at the hospital after hearing the news.


This is a brazen pre-admission of genocide against the Iranian people, which would obviously be a war crime. Madness.





Once again, the best college hoops teams prove there's nothing like March Madness to get our jaws dropping, our hearts racing, and our brackets busting. Congratulations to the Bruins and the Wolverines!




Members of the Iranian Jewish community inspect what is left of their synagogue in Tehran after Israel bombed it. On Passover...

JUST IN - Trump on Iran: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again."

Trump: “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.”






