Jeffrey Warren, PhD

@GSO_Police winning the internet this morning.

@JebraFaushay @tim_cook Holy crap! So it’s not just me?!

@tim_cook Excellent. How can I finally get that U2 album off of my iTunes library for good? It’s like a cockroach after a nuclear blast that won’t die.

April 1st marks 50 years of Apple. Thank you to everyone who’s been a part of our journey. apple.com/50-years-of-th… #Apple50

While Northeast Ohio sees recent surge in Bigfoot sightings, I’m happy to report the ⁦@NCCollaboratory⁩ #Bigfoot Research Network (BRN) hasn’t reported any sightings in North Carolina…yet. #ncga wkyc.com/article/news/w…

AI just saved me ~4 hours of driving on my vacation i was planning a trip to the Grand Canyon and noticed the driving route was incredibly inefficient i spun up a few claude code agents and used agentic ai to find this faster route it will take me just a few minutes to drive, compared to 4 hours if anyone has contacts at the US government lmk - happy to relay this to them

A recent article in @ISSUESinST highlights how with funding from the #ncga the Collaboratory is supporting university led research to solve problems for the people of North Carolina. Learn more here: bit.ly/4pXEVVW

@The_Real_Gorb @3YearLetterman @grok And 94 US territories, including Antarctica and Greenland.

Hey @grok, please list every famous person, government official or representative, or professional athlete who has blocked me

⁦@RobProvince⁩

@RobProvince What if the Batmobile is reimagined as a Pontiac Aztek?

I’m the biggest fan of the DC Alterverse but this just seems goofy and stupid…..

This place must be protected at all costs.

⁦@WRAL⁩ - Please note that the high water at Hyco Lake from TS Chantal measured at USGS water elevation station at Hyco dam around 11 am today was ~16.5’ above DATUM (normal pool elevation ~10.5’ above datum so a 6’ elevation change and NOT 16.5’). wral.com/news/local/hyc…

My favorite childhood memory is thinking five dollars was a lot of money.

Not being a seismologist/geologist or an engineer, without any construction experience, I sense a violent disaster with multiple deaths.

Equation of love. ♥️

@iowahawkblog Laughing hysterically as an Up With People alum…

Then : *lights blackout* some Carol Channing hologram Broadway razzamatazz! And bingbang boom a boffo grand finale by Up With People to bring down the house

Me: I have a project deadline to make. Windows Updates: You’re gonna miss it.

Not in New Jersey… #drone sighting outside of my office at #UNC just now…

@Super70sSports Looks like it’s tine to get your tire fixed.

The only thing worse than a fork that flattens your tire is a fork that flattens your tire and then flips you off …

I counted the yard signs in my neighborhood, and "ADT Home Security" is going to win in a landslide.

@RyanBrownNC @FireTheUniparty @ShannonBrayNC @ElectDrach @EmperorSean @ElectBradHessel ncsbe.gov/news/press-rel…

I was proud to vote for @FireTheUniparty, @ShannonBrayNC, @ElectDrach, @EmperorSean, @ElectBradHessel, and myself! Twice! #ncpol #BallotSelfie