Dr. Mike Hunt

@Perkylator445 I couldn’t agree more, Perk. Kid from my hometown got picked up by the yanks and now every body he played little league with claims to be his best friends

Yes, go ahead and repost that guy who just got drafted because your friend knows someone who’s friends with their friend, and now you’re insta story looks like you’ve got motion. I promise that mf don’t know you. #mlbdraft #faggot #fuckyou

“Great player even better person” is such bullshit. Like I know that guy and he’s an asshole

@peachymoo_ @TheNBA_Merchant Oh mr keeballs can surely bend it like Beckham

@TheNBA_Merchant the "one trick pony" line is doing so much work here 😭 tell me the pitch tho, like are we talking filthy slider or just gas.

Waiting for my call in the #MLBDraft after missing last year due to roster management #good💪 Anyone looking for a one trick pony right hander? I might be your guy👀

Nothing can be more uncomfortable than seeing a surface level friend from high school in the gym that you haven’t talked to in about 5 years and you both see each other but refuse to acknowledge one another. #skiniscrawling

@hoosierjests How’s this thing living

Is it fucked up that this makes me just a tad uncomfortable

@indaWoods101 @HarvardMike85 “We’re gonna go a different direction”

@DrMike067 @HarvardMike85 Honestly it may be time to part ways. Everyone’s gotta hang em up at some point

🚨And the company kickball team moves to 0-5🚨 Big surprise people who sit in cubicles all day are unathletic as fuck.

@HarvardMike85 I’d bring up the landscape of college athletics and definitely get into Trump’s foreign policy

Getting coffee with a guy tomorrow that I would really like to get a job from, wtf do I say to this dude other than “May I please have a job sir?” #LANK please

@jayden_mclean6 The think before you speak principle applies here

Robbed of a grand slam at WWBA GA. Even second base ump called it fair.

@HarvardMike85 Jealous?

@DrMike067 He gonna get in that butt

Made it to the third and final day of my 3 day fast. I’m so lightheaded I’m liable to pass out anytime I leave my chair. Would be a shame if I passed out when meeting with a prisoner later. #dontdropthesoap

@TheNBA_Merchant Welcome back Mr. Keeballs

What’s up with people in corporate being obsessed with coffee. Shi ain’t even that good. #Paraguay #MissionTrip

@Perkylator445 @netanyahu I’d give this guy ^^ all your credit card info asap big perk

Credit card is at over a band rn. @netanyahu I’ll do some crazy unethical shit you pay this bitch off. #thanks

You’re not racist? Ok, name every HBCU.

@MoshakaP Yep. I’m trying a 3 day fast so I might try to OD on this shit

@DrMike067 Reta?

Man breakfast

@HarvardMike85 @Perkylator445 @SnorlaxWarrior I used to pray for times like this

Top 3 Burners I would like to touch without their consent: 1. @Perkylator445 2. @SnorlaxWarrior 3. @DrMike067 Please discuss. Best, Mike Ross

@flongstockings Good point here, Fred. While I’m sure GW would be stoked we’re still kicking 250 years later, I’m sure he would be astutely dissatisfied in seeing the amount of jiggaboos loitering around

Morning after #america , let’s get the minorities out by America 500

@HarvardMike85 Well done, Mike. However, leaving Angela White off this list is the equivalent to a class 1 felony

Mikes Top Female Actresses: 1. Natalie Portman 2. Scarlett Johansson 3. Anne Hathaway 4. Margot Robbie 5. Emma Stone HM: Rachel McAdams Please discuss

Was bench pressing the same weight as this grizzly man next to me at the gym. Had to put 2.5 on just one side of the bar to let him know who daddy was #whosyourdaddy