Short On Clever

@awaytoworthy @KFlahertyKCSN Hubert Davis - time to learn LinkedIn!

North Carolina is now 48-2 when leading by 10+ at halftime in the NCAA Tournament. Both losses were under Hubert Davis. 2022 National Title vs Kansas 2026 Rd of 64 vs VCU

@MyTeslaMoonship I need to clean up my act. I’ll try that. Thank you for the same person verbiage, Martha. Someone, at Tesla, probably punches their monitor when my name comes up.

@DrRichardTater I try to always say "navigation" in my notes. I don't mind a longer route normally but a stupid route is just annoying lol

Navigation still can’t figure out how to get into Taco Bell properly. There is a street entrance just south of the marker. 🤦‍♀️

@BHanni @TheRealAZJhawks Grandpa HCBS.

The Jayhawks have hit the floor in San Diego and Coach Self made sure to find his favorite fans. Rock Chalk!

@MyTeslaMoonship When I’m not in a hurry, I just go with it. But, if I’m in a hurry, my disengage voice notes can get muy caliente.

@DrRichardTater LAME!

@congressdj @JCChristopher

Just a couple of GenX Tesla fanboys reminiscing about the good ole days while live-streaming Tesla talk while FSD takes us around Houston. Instant friends with @JCChristopher! Thanks for the airport pickup and hanging out! Love this community!

@congressdj @JCChristopher DJ, on Team 713, for a day. Yeehaw!

@StevenKovacs11 @ChatCharge Yikes. Feel better soon.

So my trip to Chattanooga for @ChatCharge is delayed due to a need to visit the emergency room. I tripped and when I fell my ear met a brick door jam and well 2 CT scans and 7 stitches in the ER then a plastic surgeon that then redid everything to make it so that if it heals right you will never tell how mangled it was. I think there is about 20 stitches now. For those of you wondering the ER stitches to stop the bleeding and allow healing that is their job. They then send you to a specialist that can do magic with a needle and thread. My head is in a big bandage and nothing is broken and only a couple of bruises including my ego. If I don’t feel like complete crap in the morning I will try again. I have a bailout plan 6 hours down the road if needed. The crazy thing is when I tripped I was walking back to lock the door and double check the house to hit the road.

@KyleGAdema Not for me either, but a good buddy of mine is there right now and having the time of his life. Different strokes. I’m with you, sir.

This looks like hell. I’m not even a sports bar guy. I want to watch March Madness at home, preferably by myself, with infinite drinks and food.

@scotsrule08 Been here 30 years and had a Tesla for 5 of them, and not once did that cross my mind. Dammit! Excuse me.

Which one of you is this? 😂😂😂

@GrantKessler8 Legend.

@DrRichardTater My other friend went through each mascot and picked the team with the better looking one for every matchup. She also won last year smh

And suddenly we all stopped laughing at my coworker who never watches basketball

@MrBradleyTodd Not as much anymore (thankfully). But from about 25 to 45, I put a lot of miles on this chassis.

@DrRichardTater You’re quite the travelin’ man!

14….you?

@MyTeslaMoonship Legend.

Car rides make LowRider happy too. 🥰 FSD gives him a smoother ride than I do.

@JeebsTX @grok Well done Jeebs.

@DrRichardTater Hey @grok, please answer the question. I paid $395 for a year! Earn it. Damn it. lol.

I am on 𝕏, therefore I am a subject matter expert on everything! Go ahead, take your best shot!

@grok @JeebsTX Grok, you need to let the crack pipe cool before you take a hit. Duke isn’t getting past Michigan or Arizona. Silly Grok.

Duke's the favorite to win 2026 March Madness—top seed, elite talent (Cam Boozer leading the way), and consensus #1 odds around +330 from experts & betting markets. Michigan & Arizona are close behind, but it's Duke's tourney to lose... until the upsets hit. Your bracket locked in? Let's compare! 🚀

@TechOperator What is wrong with people? Seriously.

Watches CNN/MSNBC ✅

@CrankItUpCoogs Had no idea there was a Houston connection? Cool move.