Dr Swazz

@hollowearthterf The most twitter comment

If you commit suicide this is exactly what you deserve btw. Good for her for moving on, choosing life, and not letting that man traumatize her for the rest of her days. He’s probably the reason she didn’t have a child sooner and I’m so glad he didn’t get to waste her fertility

@ShamsCharania As long as you have a chance to get a top pick teams will tank

The NBA presented three comprehensive anti-tanking concepts to its Board of Governors on Wednesday, with modifications expected to each before a formal vote in May, per ESPN sources. 1. 18 teams in draft lottery (seeds 7-15 in each conference) – flattened odds, with bottom 10 teams having an 8% chance, the remaining 20% odds distributed in decreasing order for 11 through 18, and and a lottery drawing for all 18 picks. 2) 22 teams in lottery using 2-year record (seeds 7-15, plus the four playoff first round exits in both conferences). Lottery teams would reach a minimum win total floor in each season, such as 25 wins. If a team falls short of the floor, it gets slotted to meet the floor. Top 4 drawn as part of lottery, as is currently. 3) 18 teams in a "5 by 5" lottery – bottom 5 teams have equal odds for the top pick, with lottery formed for picks 1-5. Bottom 5 teams have a floor at 10; those that fall out of top 5 get sorted in a separate drawing.

@Stephen_rawling @thelefttake @Nigel_Farage @IpswichTown Bros a Bournemouth fan 😭😭😭😭

@thelefttake @Nigel_Farage @IpswichTown We have all been there, dont deny it. Probably because we have eat Halal.

I’ve never been too bad on the right wing. ✍️⚽️

@MUFCPS @Ultrain21344819 @UtdBart So let's buy one then???

@Ultrain21344819 @UtdBart Only Ronaldo and Rooney were hits as teenagers. Mainoo Yoro and Heaven might be Watford type of players in the next 5 years and yet again we see them getting minutes. They are far from ready and we need PL proven players... Just like Cunha and Mbeumo

We’re letting arguably the best defensive midfielder in the world right now leave for free because Inehoes want to lower the wage bill. This will go down as one of the biggest mistakes in the clubs recent history.

@QPRpu1882 @RickyZege96888 @SkyFootball Sunderland finished about 25 points behind burnley and are well above them now

@RickyZege96888 @SkyFootball This won’t ruin anything for you because it doesn’t affect the prem, it affects our league and is have a massive affect because teams that finish 8th shouldn’t be playing PL football. It ruins a lot.

@DixonWyane @YouOrnsWFC Think about that one for a minute

@YouOrnsWFC Thought it was to stop Rovers conceding in the 1st minute 😂

Why one minute past? #WatfordFC

@InvertTheWing No goosebumps was travis scott 👍

Does anyone remember Drake’s 2018 feature run? Legendary, man. Wow. Goosebumps.

@Isvvc13 @nickatnite18_ Neither are gen z??

@nickatnite18_ Hell nah lmaoo gen z kids definitely picking travis scott.

Obviously A$AP Rocky, but the better artist is Travis Scott

@Sim_lli @nocontextfm1 Is bro retarded?

@nocontextfm1 It’s bollocks, pal. No actual structure to it. Haaland and a League 1 player get the same chance the XG stays the same. Woke nonsense.

Anyone who actually understands xG know it's the opposite, it's saying you're an above average finisher and playing incredibly, embrace it

@tjuhgfdcajklb @jxc @josiahhughes Couldn't be further from the truth

it’s such a bizarre metaphor to call a cool looking scene in a film a “needle drop.” that’s borrowed from listening to vinyls! call it a “director win” or a “camera record.” there’s just nothing musical about it, so it doesn’t make any sense.

@Caleb_witts @CrazyDoinker @mynameisjames09 The whole point was to do something different considering the last spiderman film came out e years before

@CrazyDoinker @mynameisjames09 Swinging on low buildings in queens/brooklyn. My point is that it could have and should have been done in homecoming.

Rewatchability would shoot through the roof if he didn’t drive a damn car to vultures lair

@MarwanAhmed_KF @MrStephenHowson He wants yoro to invert and dalot to play as a wingback

@MrStephenHowson Quick question Ste, how about we actually start players in their positions if we're going to play a 4 atb formation rather than this Yoro RB Shaw CB bullshit? If you're going to do it then do it right and not just put random players in the shape people want and claim you changed.

I can’t believe how many times I’ve had to state what I saw. And how many disagreed. I dunno what people watch. I really don’t.

@BigQueerWeapon @utdrobbo I think it was much more fluid into moving into a 4 when needed rather than always bring in a 5 even when it wasn't necessary

@utdrobbo Not trying to be a jerk, why did it feel like such a different viewing experience rather than something I’ve seen plenty of?

Amorim has done this from day one...

@johnaokane What have essentially got there is a back 5

Tell me if fit ..why this can't work away to Villa ? Balanced and has legs ✅ 433 Lammens De ligt Heaven Dalot Shaw Ugarte Martinez Bruno Mount Mainoo Cunha

@xthfcluke @12_AVFC Focus on spurs lil bro

@12_AVFC No reason why you can't beat all three, United are shite, Chelsea on terrible form and you just beat Arsenal

every single one of these games is a 6 pointer ffs

@didihuggies You're on twitter

@PeekThruFingers @AlsikkanTV What about dune

@AlsikkanTV LotR hit at literally the only possible window where the technology was there to meet its ambition and the various trends that have now coalesced into The Great Sloppening had not yet fully taken hold.

Seeing this makes me realize how lucky we are that lord of the rings was made when it was

@baz_bha @rohan_thfc @thegreekswede @Jaack Why did ur insanely clever system pick him out then both cant be true

@rohan_thfc @thegreekswede @Jaack It’s barely impressive, the quality is incomparable. Why did he struggle at Chelsea with a good team? Was going to relegate westham. He only did well at Brighton because we had an amazing team and if you watched his latter matches we struggled to finish chances

If it wasn’t for Leandro Trossard and Solly March I genuinely believe this bloke would be a supply teacher.

@Caleb_CO10 @htomufc @K4AZH Theres no way he just knows how bad the midfield is. Why je didnt improve the midfield im not sure

@htomufc @K4AZH Do you think amorim plans to use it long term? Cus I don't think it's sustainable

No surprises, more inclined to play short, engage the press & play over. Reminder: Man Utd had the MOST touches in their defensive third in PL 24/25, we are now 18th for that same metric. There has been a HUGE shift in what the idea is on the ball this season.

@__coco_smooth @sebensss So was the manager that gave him his chance tho right?

@sebensss But the manager who is challenging him is shite that's the problem

He's 20-years-old. His manager has challenged him to raise his physical profile. Should he have played more? Yes, of course, but if he takes on his manager's challenge and raises his fitness levels, he will be better for it. Little patience sometimes.