Drew

@FabrizioRomano You are such a tit

🚨 Eddie Howe on reports about Bruno Guimarães to Man United dome deal: “I don’t know how to respond… it’s a waste of energy”. “It’s unwanted news. You don’t want your players distracted … I don’t know how much they’ll absorb that”. “He’s totally committed here”. 🖤🤍

Easily the best line in Phoenix Nights 😂

@lf_p @jvoh82 a path well trodden

Absolutely grim. 😔 The eastern approach to Newcastle City Centre.

Yesterday in Copenhagen. We took to the streets to protest against genocide, occupation, oppression and annexation of land. We stand with Palestine 🇵🇸❤️🕊️ @Kuffiyateam

Fuck me dead, get the season started again. This transfer window is gonna put me in intensive care. #NUFC

@TRobinsonNewEra Wind your neck in you joyless little muppet 😴

Glastonbury using the red arrows to use colourless smoke rather than the usual red, white and blue. Didn't want to "offend"? Grey and dull like the vile acts and sheep in the crowd.

@Firth94Alex 😂

@OMGTheMess @dembabarr8

Are ANY new migrants living in tents? Or is that reserved for Aussie citizens only

@JoshTaylorBoxer F

Take away Ant McPartlins car keys immediately

A truly generational nutter ❤️

Isak vs Saliba

@michaelahalpin6 @beccashandle @chlorooney @tweetsfromroy She certainly made a few deep connections with the horse while she was lashing that whip at it

@beccashandle @chlorooney @tweetsfromroy You need a deep connection with an animal

@realJoeCollins @jackvholmes @easyJet Amen!

every time i get an @easyJet flight there are issues, surely the least organised / professional airline there is

@Josh_Devaney @FootyAccums As long as gordon is on that left wing there’s nothing to fear

@FootyAccums So obvious 😂 the whole world of football fans/ex players/pundits want either mainoo in or Jude brought into that roll to get palmer on the pitch so Southgate obviously has to think completely differently

Conor Gallagher is set to replace Trent Alexander-Arnold in midfield for the Slovenia game tomorrow. [David Ornstein]

Marvin Gaye’s voice isolated from music, "I heard It through the grapevine" from 1967.

@jackvholmes Lad you need to get on the chargs

bad summer to be a spicy marg

Great news for the smelliest loser you know

@jackvholmes Thats you in the tup tup VIP days

He is actually dripped out ngl