Duke Adams

I can't believe all of the pusoirs bailing on $Tsla these days. You retards understand that FSD version 14.3, mass production of cybercab, mass production of Semi, loads of energy storage and optimus are all around the corner?

@globeandmail Hell to the fuck no. I like free speech, democracy and innovation.

Majority of Canadians open to joining EU, new poll suggests theglobeandmail.com/canada/article…

@teslayoda @stevenmarkryan bruuuuuuuhther. Come give us a snappy post to this.

🚨Tesla AI is hiring for the Optimus Hand job. This position will lead the architecture, design, prototyping, validation, industrialization, and mass production of the hand hardware subsystem.

@greggertruck @MDrake0715 @robotaxi

@DukeA37065 @MDrake0715 @robotaxi This guy gets it

We are ready for Tesla @Robotaxi here in Phoenix! Found about 60 Modey Y's this morning, with rear sprayers for unsurepervised.

@MDrake0715 @greggertruck @robotaxi ARIZONA!!?

@greggertruck @robotaxi Where in phoenix?

@WesternCanada1 @Prominent_Bryan Here is my car that I drive year round in Alliston Ontario. AWD but I dont need snow tires cuz I'm a half decent driver. It's even electric!!!!

@Prominent_Bryan Outside of Vancouver owning a car in Canada is impractical during the winter. 4WD trucks and SUVs are the way.

Okay so I had always heard that the Honda Civic was the best selling car in Canada for a long time. I never realized this ranking did NOT include trucks The Ford F150 sold 138k units in 2025 versus 38k for the Civic. And even if we exclude trucks, then it's the Toyota Rav 4 at 75k! I thought we were different from the US but we really aren't

@monk_stuff @niccruzpatane

@niccruzpatane yeah, second unveiling due on April 1. Oh, wait, is Musk screwing everyone again?

Waiting this long for the Next-Gen Roadster is a blessing in disguise imo. The car is only going to be even more crazy. Think about how much technology has advanced since 2017/18. • Co-devolved with SpaceX 🚀 • 0-60 mph in under 1 second • Engineered to be the ultimate driver’s car. • Steer-by-wire system • Discovered in a Patent, Tesla may use a “Active Downforce” system, which essentially sucks the vehicle to ground, providing an incredible amount of downforce at any speed. • Also, discovered in a Patent, Tesla is engineering ultra-lightweight seats where the one-piece material flexes when reclined, saving weight on added parts, presumably for the Roadster. • Roadster production will start 12-18 months after the unveiling. I also think the design will be look way cooler than the original design from 2017. So pumped to see it.

@elonmusk @wholemars Here's mine. Bought it in October. The maintenance on this is too much. A whole bottle of wwf so far. I just want to drive it everywhere!

The Model 3 is such a fun car

@stevenmarkryan @SawyerMerritt @elonmusk

@SawyerMerritt @elonmusk B Y E

BREAKING: Delaware Judge Kathaleen McCormick has officially announced that she will no longer preside over multiple lawsuits involving @elonmusk and his companies after Elon's lawyers alleged she had shown bias against him after ruling against him in high-profile cases. Last week, Elon's attorneys wrote to the court pointing to a LinkedIn screenshot that they said shows she supported a post on the network celebrating Elon's defeat in a California civil fraud trial. In the past, Judge McCormick ruled against Elon with his $56B Tesla pay package case and the Twitter lawsuit. Here is Judge Kathaleen McCormick's full letter that she released today: "Dear Counsel: This letter addresses the motions for my recusal and to randomly reassign two of the three above-referenced actions. The motion for recusal rests on a false premise—that I support a LinkedIn post about Mr. Musk, which I do not in fact support. I am not biased against the defendants in these actions. In fact, I dismissed a suit against Mr. Musk just last year. The motion for recusal is denied. But the motion for reassignment is granted—I will reassign each of the three above-referenced actions. As should be obvious, disproportionate media attention surrounding a judge’s handling of an action is detrimental to the administration of justice. Fortunately, the Court of Chancery is far greater than any one person. I have complete faith in the Vice Chancellors’ abilities to adjudicate these matters. And three of them will. Please contact my Chambers to obtain a time for the random reassignment. All counsel are welcome to attend. But each of the individuals who signed the motion for reassignment or the joinder in that motion must appear to witness what they requested."

@tammyworldz 1561

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@LauraLoomer Are you ever NOT a cunt?

Not in Business or First class. People pay to have comfort in Business and First class so they can work, not listen to crying babies. I don’t want to listen to crying babies when I’m traveling for work and paying more for comfort while I work.

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@jason_howerton You have what Murray Hill guy will never have. Peace. Looks good on you. Keep up the good work dad.

I assume you asked genuinely, so I’ll answer genuinely. I live in the country, but I’m certainly part of the demographic that you might see as “boring” like this. Here’s my Friday: I wake to the shouts and giggles of two little boys. Get some hugs and some coffee, now it’s time to make money. At about 1pm my sons busted into my office and asked me if I’d take them to play golf. I said yes because I’ve built a life in which I can. When we get home, I finish work. Later, we have dinner as a family (chicken fried chicken and mashed potatoes, it was 🔥). My sons ranked their days on a scale from 1-10 like we do and they said today was a “10.” Whatever high yall city folk get from “going out,” I got it from that. Then I played basketball with my sons. We watched a little TV on the couch together. Now it’s bath time, bed time, Bible and prayers. As my oldest closed his eyes, he told me how he makes his friends pray before they eat lunch. I felt that “high” again. Kids are asleep. So now it’s time for mom and dad to do some fun things that married people do. This is my Friday night. And I’ll be absolutely WIPED by 10pm - it was a full day. And while it might sound insane to you right now, I wouldn’t trade places with any person on Earth. I have what men search for all their lives; what men would sacrifice everything to have. Some have lost it chasing the things you’re suggesting I’m missing out on. I mean this with all the love in the world. I’m not defensive. But I know with certainty, what you find rewarding will change the instant you are holding your first child in your arms. And I’m so excited for you to experience it one day. Good luck out there. Sincerely, A boring dad

@Eugene_de_Savoy @alexlobaloba @MarioNawfal I see what you did there. Clever...

@alexlobaloba @MarioNawfal Suppressed his own people and elevated those who hate them

🇦🇺 Australia’s PM Anthony Albanese had to leave a mosque visit in Sydney early after things turned hostile. People inside started shouting at him, swearing, and confronting him directly. In the end, he was escorted out through a rear exit.

Update on the parking lot full of Model Y’s in the suburbs of Las Vegas. I went back today — lot is emptied by about half. The Model Y’s remaining that I saw had the camera washer which is supposedly only for Robotaxi. Also the vehicles had either Texas manufacturer plates or no plates. I think Tesla is getting for Robotaxi in Las Vegas!

@adrianasobota_ @JoshKale

@JoshKale every AI startup is fighting over the same NVIDIA GPUs and wondering why their margins are trash, meanwhile Tesla just said fine i'll do it myself

The AI industry is about to run out of chips. The world's largest foundries are maxed out and the demand curve is still going vertical. Tesla’s TeraFab is a bet on a solution no other company in the world has been ambitious enough to try.... build the chips yourself Quick math on how big this is: - Targeting 70% of TSMC’s global output - 2nm chips. In-house design - 1/10th the cost of Nvidia Blackwell - 1/3rd the power consumption - $20B capex budget for 2026 - Launchin next week Elon said on the earnings call that even with all fabs fully booked out, the best-case chip supply projections aren't enough. He said there are zero advanced memory fabs at scale in the US. Literally zero. So he's building the entire stack. Chips. Memory. Packaging. Energy. All domestic.

@AmcApe_ @Rex_Smashington @TernsCheese

@Rex_Smashington @TernsCheese Hea a loser

I have played Fortnite almost every single day since 2019. I am in the top 0.001% of playtime with over 40,000+ hours logged. I am one of the most dedicated and loyal players of all time, so it truly breaks my heart to say all of this. Since the start of Chapter 7, it’s been an absolute NIGHTMARE. Epic made unnecessary changes to the UI, pointless mechanics, negative matchmaking changes, the list just goes on and on. Almost every one of my friends who I’ve played this game with for years have all had such little motivation to play Fortnite since the start of this season, and I see many other people with the same opinions. As of now, the game is at a very low point, in terms of both player base and community feedback. Now Epic have reduced the amount of V-Bucks you get from not only the Battle Pass, but from March 19 onward, each V-Buck bundle gives less too. They claim it’s because “the cost of running Fortnite has gone up a lot”, but it’s Epic themselves who are ruining their own game. Mass firing employees leads to much less quality work internally, and as a result, the game is impacted negatively. The Discovery tab has been flooded with the same deceptive, spammy, and just straight up SCAMMING maps. Little to no moderation at all, from sketchy maps, to aimbotters and hackers running rampant in Battle Royale with little punishment, the game is at an all time low. Something has to change soon, because from the way me and many others see the recent changes and updates, Epic is digging their own grave and we’re just watching it all unfold.

Time flies. I began aggressively investing in $TSLA not long before the Model 3 unveil. Prior to that I was buying real estate until I hit my borrowing limit (at which point I quit my job, started a business and began loading up on Tesla stock). No ragrets.

@niccruzpatane Do you live in Ontario? I thought it saw somewhere on Twitter you mentioning that. I want your electricity plan.

I have an Ultra-Low plan which is only $0.028/kWh during 11pm-7pm.

Meanwhile, my Tesla costs just $2.27 (USD) to charge from empty to full at home.

@stevenmarkryan Bruuuuuther. Keep up the hard work.

DM me! I'm gonna answer some DMs while I'm in the sauna today 🔥