Duke - Detective of Goblin Town

I have decided that I do not have the time to think of funny or insightful things to tweet so I am resigning myself to occasionally writing funny replies to other invidual's better content. to my nonexistent audience, thank you for supporting me so far. i will see you in replies

@CryptoCred If you want to get violently attacked in public then just wear a "FTX - Risk Management Dept. 2022"

On the bright side If I ever want to get violently attacked I can just wear this hoodie in public

BREAKING: Binance has reached an agreement to acquire embattled nation El Salvador and is rebranding to El Binanco

Rampant inflation Fed late & aggressive tightening cycle Stocks & bonds nuking Russo-Ukrainian War Terra implosion 3AC implosion Celsius implosion FTX implosion All in one year. So far. Can't wait to be called "lucky" by next cycle's noobs (please let there be another one).

The worst events in Crypto history: • Mt. Gox Hack ('14) • The Dao Hack ('16) • Terra Luna Collapse ('22) • FTX sells to Binance ('22) • 3AC Collapse ('22) 3 of the worst events in in Crypto happened this year. If you survived this year, you've earned your stripes.

Terra blows up Contagion 3AC blows up Contagion Voyager Celsius and friends blow up Contagion FTX blows up Contagion? This is cursed as fuck

HOLY SHIT In front of a room of lawmakers…

MIT maths geniuses with see-all exchange access and co-mingled funds: Insolvent Me, drawing arbitrary lines on Japanese candlestick charts: Solvent Thanks for playing

Glad we kept the market impact to a minimum 👍

LinkedIn be like… “Congratulate Prince Charles for starting a new position as King of England at Buckingham Palace.”

@donalt ok, now go to Lisbon 😎

Another one of my favourites, Granada Sunsets are magical, the city oozes of history with beautiful hidden gems all over. That coupled with friendly locals and an inviting culture makes for a good time

Feeling regret for missing good trades is what forces bad trades That regret becomes worse the more the market moves without you Your job is to analyse the data as it is now, not to act on what it was weeks ago Don’t punish your present self for what your past self didn’t do

@donalt please come back for a quick casual friday!

Been a week since I last checked in Everything seems to be in order we simply vibe Love you guys I’ll be back checking the charts with y’all in a couple weeks

Some of the interns best work

Moving averages aren’t support/resistance

@Lillie__Sun @xtinacomputes im genuinely astonished anyone found a lasting relationship on tinder given it's not exactly got the rep for that

@xtinacomputes Brb downloading

Question: As someone who’s extremely busy and a workaholic – will having a bf/ partner/ SO add value to your life or create more stress?

@donalt 69k

So now that BTC is up and ETH is giga mooning At what price level would a new bull market be confirmed for you guys

You guys have to realize You're bull? You shit talk the bears You're a bear? You shit talk the bulls Something changes your mind? You abandon ship pretending like your posts never happened It's that simple really, this place is made for tribalism, enjoy it for what it is.

Almost fell out of my chair on this. 👇😂🤣