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@pnwguerrilla Shorts on oil-based stock/ETFs

I was asking this last night. What is the best investment right now beyond food, water, gear, and ammo?

@TheBolivianYank @fulhamfc318 @TheWholeMalk Bro is shelling out nearly $10k per season not including gas. Hope he makes it pro or a college scholarship.

@fulhamfc318 @TheWholeMalk Do you pay for MLS next? Or is this provided by the franchise?

This is why club soccer in the US doesn’t work. I know too many coaches—and good ones…that decided to walk away because of not wanting to deal with parents being your boss (since they are who funds it). Our culture has it backward. Should b funded by pro clubs and many!

@rcgraff @homegymcoop What if you max out this resistance trainer? Now it’s obsolete.

@DukeOtty @homegymcoop For just $2500 you can never go to Planet Fitness again.

This guy is training in the home gym of the future. Incredibly compact with insane amounts of versatility.

@andrewclune24 @elpulmon5 @gonzvasq @FOXSoccer @MLS @MLSes @SOTUWithAlexi @FOXSports They’re winning ugly, but set pieces are a part of the game. All the coaches and pundits complaining about it can shove it

@DukeOtty @elpulmon5 @gonzvasq @FOXSoccer @MLS @MLSes @SOTUWithAlexi @FOXSports Agreed the European giants fluctuate in preference year by year. I am enjoying watching Arsenal having a good year this year.

Major League Soccer will play a condensed three-month season in 2027 before re-aligning its schedule with European circuits such as England's Premier League, Spain's La Liga, and Italy's Serie A ⚽️

@mrdj13 I’ve seen more people on a random Monday evening in the 1990s

Michigan Ave is dying.

@elpulmon5 @andrewclune24 @gonzvasq @FOXSoccer @MLS @MLSes @SOTUWithAlexi @FOXSports That’s great but European giants fluctuate in performance year to year. Personally I watch Serie A and LPF Argentina. Fans are passionate, tons of history, great prospects, decent product. Can’t beat that. Even Libertadores is fun to watch. Not the same spectacle as UEFA tho

@DukeOtty @andrewclune24 @gonzvasq @FOXSoccer @MLS @MLSes @SOTUWithAlexi @FOXSports and also the quality is decreasing just look at the english teams failing in the champions league

@JAYChi_Bears They already ruined the stadium so now they wanna rectify their wrongs using our money

Local architecture studio Edward Peck Design put together renderings for a concept what Soldier Field could look like IF The #Bears actually stayed in Chicago. Would have a covered Lake Shore Drive, above field scoreboard, glass dome, & more. Ngl, pretty sweet. Thoughts?

@homegymcoop Gotta prove revenues before their Shark Tank appearance

@DukeOtty Gen 1. Tale as old as time.

@elpulmon5 @andrewclune24 @gonzvasq @FOXSoccer @MLS @MLSes @SOTUWithAlexi @FOXSports Quality is better I used to watch MLS religiously until the woke mob politicized fan culture. Plastic ass environment. I went to Europe for two months in college 15 years ago and realized I was wrong watching our league

@andrewclune24 @DukeOtty @gonzvasq @FOXSoccer @MLS @MLSes @SOTUWithAlexi @FOXSports of course dude is a prem fan i just knew it

Montana and Wyoming are sister states and you're not welcome in either one of them. Why? Because if you weren't raised here, you will never fit into our world. Here's the annual machine gun and cannon shoot. You're not ready for our culture.

@jonbrooks Have the kids. That’s not stopping welfare queens. We gotta play the same game. Kids “inconvenient to your lifestyle” is a lazy excuse. It means you’re selfish and you look in short time horizons. Some say “world’s too fucked up” Bro, you got a crystal ball? Life can improve

My friends in their 30s are deciding not to have kids They’re saying two things: They don’t have the money It’s inconvenient to their lifestyle This is not good. What do we do?

@andrewclune24 @elpulmon5 @gonzvasq @FOXSoccer @MLS @MLSes @SOTUWithAlexi @FOXSports True. Besides now they’re also competing with the European calendar. You think an OG Eurofan turned NYCFC fan would prioritize MLS over Premier League or Serie A? Never

@DukeOtty @elpulmon5 @gonzvasq @FOXSoccer @MLS @MLSes @SOTUWithAlexi @FOXSports The MLS are going to lose casual fans when the schedule changes.

@elpulmon5 @gonzvasq @andrewclune24 @FOXSoccer @MLS @MLSes @SOTUWithAlexi @FOXSports Argument falls apart then. MLS competing against the Big Four leagues plus CFB and CBB? The Apple deal secured their future because the league’s only growth strategy is overseas.

@DukeOtty @gonzvasq @andrewclune24 @FOXSoccer @MLS @MLSes @SOTUWithAlexi @FOXSports i agree but i said football not mls

No violence, police intervention, or 10-day notices required. All it takes is letting the homeless know that they are Not Welcome in our neighborhoods. This is the way. - In order to make Portland a better place for us Law Abiding Citizens, WE must Drive Out the Criminal Element.

@elpulmon5 @gonzvasq @andrewclune24 @FOXSoccer @MLS @MLSes @SOTUWithAlexi @FOXSports Popularity doesn’t mean they watch MLS Real fans and old school ppl know MLS is Mickey Mouse family entertainment

@gonzvasq @andrewclune24 @FOXSoccer @MLS @MLSes @SOTUWithAlexi @FOXSports so popularity. got it

Speaking about the deep contradictions in human nature, Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada said: “Some people dream of having a swimming pool at home, while those who have one barely use it. Those who have lost a loved one feel a profound sense of loss, while others often complain about the relatives still in their lives. Those without a partner long for one, while those who have a partner often fail to appreciate them. The hungry would give anything for a meal, while the full complain about the taste of their food. Those without a car dream of owning one, while those who have a car are always looking for a better one. The key to happiness is gratitude—to truly see and value what we already have, and to understand that somewhere, someone would give everything for what we take for granted.”

The Marlins' new "Machete" menu item is served in a custom carrying case 😳 This TWO-FOOT homemade flour tortilla is griddled on the flat top with melted mozzarella and Oaxaca cheeses, house-marinated carne asada, smoky guajillo pepper sauce, salsa verde and cilantro 👀 (via @LevyRestaurants)

Couple comes in for their annual review. $2.8 million. Well invested. Solid Pension. Completely on track. I ask the question I ask everyone. "How is your daughter doing?" Mom's face changed first. Their daughter is 39. Hasn't asked for anything. Never complained. But she's been in the same apartment for six years. Daycare alone is $1,800 a month. Down payment feels impossible. Dad said "we always figured she'd get it eventually." I pulled up a simple chart. Statistically they live to 88. She inherits at 56. Maybe 60. At 60 her own retirement is eight years away. The money that could change everything at 39 arrives when her finish line is already close. Neither of them had ever seen it framed that way. The annual gift exclusion is $19,000 per parent per child. They can move $38,000 a year to her. No gift tax. No estate implications. Over ten years that's $380,000 transferred while they're healthy enough to watch it matter. Dad looked at his wife. "Why are we waiting?" Most families leave everything at death because nobody showed them the math of giving it while they're alive.

Don't hate me for this but, I don't buy "poly" relationships. I think its just uglies grouping up for survival.