Josky Londa

@tekinsaeko 🤣🤣 been wondering the same thing at my usual bottle neck yet I leave at the same time

Why is it that on Thursdays the number of people in CBD and on the roads significantly lowers?

@Kenyans Hizi ndio gani

Ruto leads as preferred 2027 presidential election winner, followed by Kalonzo, Matiang'i, Sifuna, Gachagua and Babu Owino - TIFA Poll

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself

@moneyacademyKE Any idea who’s funding this?

Kenya Airways has signed a deal with Rubis Energy Kenya to build Africa’s first sustainable aviation fuel refinery in Nairobi. The Sh10 billion project will turn waste cooking oil and animal fats into cleaner jet fuel.

@Hey__Z 3.6 chief

Subaru outback ya 3.0L btw hukuwa ya wachache ,but my God ! Kitu inakanyaga lami

@Lightcasttvke @kipmurkomen is this how you address commissioned officers - power is transient

"Funga bar zote za hapa Kamwosor, sitaki kukuaibisha hapa mbele ya watu na baada ya siku saba unajua kile kitafanyika." ~ Murkomen confronts OCS in Elgeyo Marakwet County.

@Shad_khalif That’s the route number - not sure whether they are in use nowadays -

I forget, why is Thika synonymous with the number 237?

@HusseinMohamedg I need that drug🤣🤣🥲🥲

Headlines fade. Narratives fade. Noise fades. The truth doesn’t. No administration has matched the scale of transformation under President Ruto; and it’s only been 3 and half years.

@Kenyans @Kvaati My car will also lower its standards right?-well… send a notification- The policy makers in this country are mad!

Government temporarily lowers fuel quality standards for six months amid supply crisis, waives sulphur parameters to the maximum limit of 50MG/KG

@Senate_KE @Brianmbunde @scherargei ?

Sen. @scherargei: Can you believe that Sebastian Sawe who won the London Marathon is winning 48 million in award, but KRA are taking 18 million? I appeal to KRA not to touch the winnings of athletes and sportsmen. #SenateLive

@InteriorKE @Belive_Kinuthia @WilliamsRuto @ray_omollo @ngaosKE @KSGKenya Nope! We see thieves , we see lazy people ……….. I could go on

“As government officers, we carry a big responsibility. When the public sees us, they see the President.” - Dr. Raymond Omollo, speaking to Nairobi Region National Government Administrative Officers at the Kenya School of Government.

There's always this light that fades in a man's eyes when his woman betrays him.. he simply just grows cold and empty and that's why alot of men today aren't stressing over relationships anymore

@MissKwegah1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 aol yawa!

The Strait of Hormuz

@OAmollo @CarolRadull @KenyaPower_Care @orengo_james Now that I have your attention- why do your constituents still go to the lake with donkeys and jerricans in 2026 despite the proximity to the lake? Why can’t we have reliable water supply,why should we invest in nuclear power if we can’t get the basics right? That’s a disaster

@DukeofRar2 @CarolRadull @KenyaPower_Care @orengo_james Funny! Those pushing for the Plant argue exactly like you. Re-examine your logic codes.

So it's official that if a Kenya Power transformer breaks in the rural areas; it takes an average THREE weeks for power to be restored. That is a quote from a @KenyaPower_Care employee in Bondo. Wow. Singapore truly incoming.

There is no age that is more terrible than 30 to 42. The terrible 30s they call them. This age is full of urgency to do everything. You will feel like you are running out of time. It's this age your addictions really start to show. The bills are now heavier. Your parents are aging and some might need your help. And while all this is going on you meet your friend with a new G-Wagon while you are shopping for gumboot meat in Rongai. How do you get through them you ask? I would be lying if I said I know. You just wake up one morning and you feel okay. A good sign is when you start wearing clothes to cover your body, not to chase fashion. You buy a phone when it breaks and your idea of fun becomes a full night's sleep. Hang in there, kids.

@Bossyator Not core activity as per CBK guidelines

What do you mean, Safaricom, KCB, Equity, NCBA and most of the big companies rent all the buildings where they set up their branches. Why aren't they buying off these buildings btw, I thought it would be cheaper?

@GamewithDave Pacman

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@BoardLotSultan So if I bought a plot at Mikinduri section - and you’ve marketed all these amenities and I paid Kes 1.2m for service charge (“Kirigiti rates” as you call it)- exclusive of the selling price who’s mis-selling here - my vacant plot aside?

This is very good news for me as a shareholder. Migaa management should not bend a knee to please extractive tenants who want Muthaiga lifestyle, while paying Kirigìtì rates. And a tenant whose worried about Kiambu county losing revenue...

@mokayah Once it crystallizes- term it out

@DukeofRar2 LC will be extended then??

RIP to the bank that provided the credit line to One Petroleum Ltd to ship in the now condemned consignment. The account manager must be seeing very bad things this afternoon as invoices get cancelled by oil marketers.