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@AlboMP Be good if it was free, how about we tax the top end of town correctly?

An important one.

@ErickKhan_ @jynxzi Maybe concentrate on not selling mouldy weed

met a serial gooner on my flight @jynxzi

BREAKING: CNN is finally admitting what Mark Milley told the world. Donald Trump is a fascist. Retweet to make sure every American sees this.

BREAKING: Donald Trump just announced that he will retire from politics if he loses in November. Retweet so all Americans see this and get a little extra motivation to vote for Kamala Harris in November.

@CocaCola you guys should sponsor @SimonWhistler on YouTube, the fact boy reps Coke hard on his multiple channels!

@woolworths can you please stocking Tak Hing Vegetarian Bao 4 Pack at either Buranda or Annerley please? My pregnant wife wants them dearly.

Utterly utterly devastating analysis by @TurnbullMalcolm. Now a real prospect we will have a diminishing submarine fleet, then none. AUKUS will shrink into a pathetic loss-of-sovereignty deal to have US nuclear subs based here w/ a little Australian crew theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

"I like tits, cocaine, and black holes. In THAT fucking order." Stephen Hawking, 2010.

I should have a fair few Decoding The Unknowns landing in the next few days and weeks, including videos on one of the biggest mass UFO sightings in history, the lost soul who went around in circles for thirty years, how Elvis Presley has been keeping himself busy since his death, and the chilling night on which the Devil danced through the English countryside.

Just dug up an old Rotherham school report written by Mr Bottomley. "Daniel is capable of producing accomplished work when he chooses to knuckle down, but he allows himself to become distracted all too easily." No idea what he was banging on about.

@AlboMP This says from Earth, @AlboMP you gotta be the first Aussie PM in space @elonmusk can you please assist with this?

Some exciting news to share with you. We said we’d deliver $2 billion to the states and territories to build more social housing. And this week we released the final implementation plans.

@DannySalter This sounds awesome dude!

That sinking feeling you get when you think you're reaching the end of a long script covering a case stretching back decades, only for a breaking news story to come along and blow everything out of the water. I thought I was safe with this one. COMING NEXT: The Exact Location and Family Ticket Prices for The Hanging Gardens of Babylon.

Remember when you did something hard that you doubted you could even do it? And you surprised yourself? Remember that next time you feel like you can't do something hard. Inspire yourself.

Whistleblowers lose their jobs, marriages and sometimes their freedom. They should protected, not punished wrties Adele Ferguson. ab.co/3ZJnnS1

What a roller coaster of a week it's been for Nazi SS officer Yaroslav Hunka! For seventy years he has lived a quiet life in small-town Canada, trying not to be noticed by any Mossad Nazi-hunters. In the twilight of his life, he was surely surprised to be contacted by the Canadian government -- not to prosecute him but to celebrate his life and call him a war hero! He went to Ottawa, brought his friends and family, and received a standing ovation from every MP in the room! His life was vindicated! He didn't have to be ashamed of being a Nazi anymore -- his own prime minister was cheering for him! Adolf Hitler would be so proud! But then someone told the truth about him. Not the regime media, like the newspaper run by Chrystias Freeland's Nazi grandfather. But independent journalists. Including some Jews. And now Yaroslav Hunka has become the most famous Nazi in Canada. I'm glad that, at least for the last months of his life, he will endure some of the shame that is so richly his. Unlike his victims, who were murdered in the prime of their lives.

I have some important news to share. For two decades, Julian Swartz, a top Scientology ethics official has played a pivotal role in covering up crimes of Scientologists. This includes the sex crimes of Danny Masterson. But Julian's photo has never been published before. But now, for the first time, I am publishing his photo in a piece I've co-authored with my friend @yashar. Meet Scientology's obstructor-in-chief. A man who has covered up many crimes involving sexual violence including the molestation of young children. Please share this far and wide. Read Our Piece: thereset.news/p/breaking-pho…

@DannySalter Would be nice if people were honest

Conversations That Never Play Out During a House Viewing: "So, what are the neighbours like?" "They're absolute bastards."

England is a country where soccer is their national sport. Millions play it, and they inject hundreds of millions of dollars into funding it. They’re obsessed with it. Australia puts most sports funding into other games and although lots of kids play soccer, the game has nowhere near the attention, numbers of players or relentless support here it gets in Europe. Our #Matildas were regularly playing to just a couple of hundred people until very recently. Their pay and conditions were close to pitiful until just a few short years ago. Many of them played for boy’s teams growing up, or had to move states or even continents just to get the game time they needed to excel. They did it HARD. And as we’ve said a few days ago, they’ve also faced extraordinary misogyny, ridicule and barriers to success, just for being female. Yet this women’s team have made history by getting to the final four in a tournament fought by nations where soccer is the reason a lot of them get up in the morning. The Matildas haven’t failed: they’ve won. They’ve won our hearts and minds and changed sport - especially women’s sport - in this country forever. They should all be so proud, and we should all be so proud of them. Now it’s our collective responsibility to force our media to value women’s sport and our governments to fund it properly. We must hold their feet to the fire on behalf of all the little girls who deserve their chance to shine. Thank you, Tillies. You’re the fucking best, and you did us all proud. It’s been so much fun watching you play. Good luck in your final #FIFAWomensWorldCup match. #TilitsDone

A rant, sorry: The real estate agency wants FIVE years of my residential and employment history, plus character references, which in my case means gathering details for and contacting 12 people, and uploading more than two dozen ID, rental and financial documents to apply. 1/4

@ChrisHoodAU I mean it would be rude not to.

Hmm, I am a disgusting piece of shit, maybe I should have this for dinner