Thane | mr. suboptimal

“Why am I like this?” a thread 🧵 Featuring @CoachFHM

@DerrickEmpowers @MarketPalmer_ I own a small commercial space. Super easy to maintain & great tenants so far. I wouldn’t want to own or manage a residential property. A lot of potential for headache

@MarketPalmer_ After pulling apart my washing machine last night, getting a new dryer put in today, and deep cleaning my poorly performing very new dishwasher.... I'm gonna go ahead and say that's a NO for me dawg on that rental property dream I once had hahaha.

I asked my followers, "If you've owned rental properties, is the stress worth the return?" 95% of people said no.

@NoSwayze Lmao

Been running around doing errands all day time to unwind

I went to a JROB 28 day intensive wrestling camp when I was 16. Toughest thing I’ve ever done. JROB helped each find out what it meant have mental fortitude. Legend

Real strength is knowing how to fight and choosing not to. Real wisdom is knowing the big words but choosing the small ones.

@sam_gzstrength @SethMoldenhauer What’d you go with? 👀

@SethMoldenhauer Just show up one day with minivan and say "look what I got you honey!" I'm sure she'd appreciate that

@mikeoniron I do that too brother 🤝

Promise I’m not a psycho

@DeanTTraining you’d love this setup

Seated-rear-facing-lumbar-supported-ergonomic-handled-triceps-push down-rope-attachment-cable-crunches are TOP TIER

@EDayWorkoutMan Must acquire

@EDayWorkoutMan That’s a mouthful

@KOWSKY_ I will bookmark for later just in case I wanna talk sh*t 🤝

My cell phone number is 516-965-4934. I’m accessible. If you’re talking about me instead of talking to me that’s a conscious choice you’re making. If you think I’m an asshole then talk to me about it. 516-965-4934 or shut the fuck up. Text me first so I know it’s you.

Rakhim MAGAMADOV 🇫🇷 thought he is safe... But Bozigit ISLAMGEREEV 🇷🇺 with a buzzer-beating flying squirrel! Watch the full match on uww.org

@KevinCotedge My credit cards are maxxxxxed out so all Substacks have been cancelled Pls send me your CC and SSN 🙏

@EDayWorkoutMan Huh? BowtiedAlphaWalrusCombatFighter has an entire paid Substack dedicated to this.

I don’t think there’s a person in this world that can take out an alpha walrus in hand-to-tusk combat Nobody talks about this

@tyromper Yes! The Four Agreements is a banger

Always a good reminder from time to time. Fantastic book. Apply it & win!

Mad Max Fury Road & Furiosa are top tier Andrew Jacked is a beast Vuori has excellent shirts that can be used for both casual & gym wear Working to get back to my most “suboptimal” physical condition Still reading to my kids each night Need to have more conversations with adults

@bryk_squuaadd Hell yeah bro, is this at the Arnold’s??

Weigh in time 🔥

@bryk_squuaadd Give it hell brother 🤙

48 hrs away from competition… There’s nothing more to gain. The key here is simply don’t mess up what’s already been built.

@brett_zky Getting creative bro

Leg extension