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@RestoreLichfiel @RestoreBritain_ @RupertLowe10 I’m also from Lichfield. I’ll give you a hand if you like…

Still heard nothing from @RestoreBritain_ @RupertLowe10 If you need an interim Branch Organiser in Lichfield I am happy to do it until you find someone permanent. I will stand down whenever instructed. Just get me some leaflets.

@LeeWoodford82 Hopefully Kier Starmer has been washed up.

Part of Lyme Regis beach is closed due to Something being found!

@NotFarLeftAtAll Heat

What's missing from this banging full English breakfast?

@UKLabour I’ve never been so broke you clowns.

This Labour Government is the most working-class government in the history of the UK.

@Keir_Starmer You’re killing the country you clown! Resign!

We will be defined by our ability to stand up for British interests in this volatile world. To make our country more secure and resilient. To give working people a fairer deal and deliver more opportunities for their children.

@UKLabour Liebour!

Labour will always defend British interests abroad and stand up for you at home.

@Keir_Starmer We’ve got an app for that 🙄

This morning, I’ll be giving an update on how we are supporting you with the cost of living through the conflict in the Middle East. Watch live.

@LondonLabour @LucyMPowell @jamesmurray_ldn @DavidLammy @jreynoldsMP I’m voting Restore! 🇬🇧

Vote Labour on Thursday 7th May to: 💷 Drive down the cost of living 🏠 Take on the housing crisis 🤝 Stand up to those seeking to divide us

@bobbyjones007 @BCFCWomen With Charlton the last game of the season 😬

Great day for Blues women. Just 3 points off top now with a game in hand. Come on @BCFCWomen 👊

@sabinecrosswell Perfection 🤌

Look at me… are you following my lead or falling behind? 😈🔥

@rj_abel Pointless having parliament if these dossers won’t answer a simple question

Funny how the Speaker now says he “can’t” tell the PM to answer the question. Yet when Boris Johnson was in office, he did exactly that—on record. Same chair, different standards.

@BellaBaddie__ Even my 6 year old says “Cheap Chinese” in the toy store.

Who brainwashed us to think MADE IN CHINA means low quality 😭

@brockpierson Sweetcorn. 🤮

What's one thing you do not eat?

@honeymoon250 A big rat 🐀 aka Kier Starmer

What does your Country have

@chefsevenn Explosive shit.

What’s the first word that comes to mind when you see this?

Silence from me is never accidental.

@ClarksonsFarm1 Ouchie. Hearts and minds big fella.

"Cooking is dangerous" - Jeremy Clarkson Go steady in the kitchen Jezza, you’ve got a farm to run 🤣

@fesshole Same in my house, plus they don’t know how to drape a tea towel over a radiator

None of my family can pack the dishwasher correctly. I've tried to run workshops to teach them, but nobody ever shows up.

Does anyone have an update on our beloved Wags? I miss his bald head and cheeky smile. I really hope he is on the mend. #BCFC

@John2Win Dude, do you really think you’ll get a straight answer out of that clown. The bloke is an embarrassment and should resign.

📣 I’ve been selected to ask Keir Starmer a question at PMQs tomorrow! What should I ask him?