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@united I didn’t get my pre ordered burger on delayed ass flight 777 ORD-LAS. Who do I bitch to to get my measly $11 back?

@AmericanAir @jmlisonbee It’s in the union contracts. Employees can bump your ass out of F/J and there’s nothing you can do about it except take it up the ass.

@jmlisonbee Helpful service is what we're about, and we're sorry to hear of anything less. The weather has made for a rough night, and our teams are working to get back on track as soon as we can. Thanks for your extra patience.

I hate flying @AmericanAir! I get your staff needs to fly but moving them to first class over passengers inconvenienced for excessive delays is extremely rude! DFW is truly the worst airport ever!

@AmericanAir @DinoLord05 I can shed light on this…American Air fucking sucks. Full stop.

@DinoLord05 Please liaise with the airport baggage team for an update. They should be able to shed light on the added wait at the carousel.

Just sitting here waiting for @AmericanAir to bring my bag. Not like I purposely only brought a carry on to avoid this hassle, but somehow even after 100 years in business, AA still doesn't know how many bags fit in their cabins so they forced me to check mine.

Trump skipped his son’s wedding so he could surrender to Iran and China on Memorial Day Weekend. MAGA:

@AmericanAir @gazi2a This happening is a sign of the apocalypse.

@gazi2a Simple and seamless is always how we want your airport experience to be, and we're glad to hear it all came together this morning. Enjoy your trip!

Flawless experience at @iflymia. 5 minutes for @AmericanAir curbside, 5 minutes for @TSA, clean restroom by ABM in terminal D.

@AmericanAir @TheodoreTooth Fly Delta

@TheodoreTooth That's the last thing we want to hear! Please feel free to meet us in DMs with your confirmation code, and let's discuss what happened.

Fuck @AmericanAir fuck them so much.fuck them to death. Fuck everyone involved in this bullshit ass airline.

@AmericanAir @r_wilson8 Fly Delta. USB chargers in the IFE. American doesn’t have USB or IFE on 99% of their domestic fleet.

@r_wilson8 The ports should work once the flight is in the air. Please send a DM our way with your flight info and seat location, and we'll have a tech check this out as soon as possible.

Why don't in-seat chargers work on @AmericanAir flights. Third leg in a row that they are dead. Is that an upcharge now too?

@AmericanAir Do tell. How do you share this info?

@EdwardDL702 Some seats are not directly aligned with the window. We do our best to share this info in advance, and we’re sorry for any letdown.

@AmericanAir @rpeter99 Fly Delta. 20 minute bag guarantee. If it’s over, you at least get miles. On American you get a generic copy and paste response from an intern in Ft. Worth.

@rpeter99 We know your time is valuable, and we’re truly sorry your bags weren’t in your hands right when you touched down. Rest assured our Team will do all possible to have them with you as quickly as possible.

@AmericanAir @DougDimmSports Also, the Whataburger is out of biscuits by the Grand Island gate in E

@DougDimmSports Delays are never intentional, we don't like them either. Feel free, to share your confirmation code over DMs, we'll be more than happy to look into things ASAP.

How many damn times are you going to delay my fucking flight @AmericanAir

@AmericanAir @DougDimmSports We didn’t have a pilot yesterday either to South Bend. 11.5 hours later…

@AmericanAir @DougDimmSports x.com/boardingarea/s… ASS

@AmericanAir @airandwind2006 x.com/boardingarea/s… ASS

@airandwind2006 We strive to make your travel experience as effortless as possible, and we apologize if this recent service fell short of expectations. We look forward to a much improved experience on the next occasion.

Hey @AmericanAir 5 flight, 2 of them with mechanical issues. 40% failure rate. Get your crap together. First and last time flying with you!

@DougDimmSports @AmericanAir Fly Delta dude. American is ass.

@AmericanAir @airandwind2006 Fly Delta dude. American is ass.

@AmericanAir Seriously, suck 🍆 for selling this as a window seat so my son can spend the next 2.5 hours with his face squish between a seat because your garbage FA’s won’t let him move up 2 FUCKING ROWS!

@piersmorgan You’re lame, self indulgent and irrelevant.

Farewell, Stephen Colbert. Very sharp and funny when playing characters on Daily Show and Colbert Report. Not so sharp or funny when he played himself on Late Show, and very dull/predictable after he caught TDS. Thought his finale was lame & self-indulgent.

@BrameThe @AmericanAir Hope you’re happy. Half empty shit plane.

@AmericanAir @EdwardDL702 At least you’re getting a cut and paste job. @AmericanAir has stopped responding when you call their BS out.

Today in things that always happen on @AmericanAir 🙄 Cue up the copy and paste: Oh no! We’re sorry you’re delayed. Rest assured our team is doing their best to get you to your destination safely.

@BrameThe @AmericanAir @AmericanAir And can the “weight distribution” argument

@BrameThe @AmericanAir After an 11.5 hour delay, @AmericanAir has now pissed off my son with yet another window seat WITH NO F&$@ING WINDOW!!!

@BrameThe @AmericanAir Got lectured for moving up 2 rows by an insufferable FA. Thanks god I quit trying to maintain EXP years ago. Just the worst airline.