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@FabrizioRomano Meanwhile, PL yet to do anything about Man City cheating for years and years

🚨 OFFICIAL: Southampton have been EXPELLED from the Championship play-offs. Middlesbrough will now be the finalists against Hull City on Saturday at Wembley as Southampton have admitted to multiple breaches of filming other clubs’ training.

@Giniesta10 "Ugly scenes" and its just a disagreement between two adults you soft cunt

🚨🚨Ugly scenes when Joe Willock & Bruno Guimaraes nearly wanted to recreate Dyer vs Bowyer 😬😬😬 You don't talk like that to your captain! Especially on the pitch #NUFC

@SecretPrem @WestHam_Central Let the whole country down apparently @pota86

@WestHam_Central Aston Villa’s fault

We've lost three in a row without scoring lol man did nothing

@paddypower When is the funny admin back? Spurs have never been relegated from the PL

The only glimmer of hope for West Ham is that they are in a relegation battle against Spurs. Anything can happen...

1 more point, and Tottenham can forget about this nightmare this season, wrap up the signings, have a preseason, and focus on De Zerbi’s title charge in 26/27.

@WestHam_Central We'll have a look.

Sell Bowen man I don't even care shocking player

@Poeticcc130767 @InvertTheWing I think he just unblocked you

@InvertTheWing F hell were u shadow banned? Where have u been?

Tottenham Legend.

@ratemyplatenow Drown it in gravy. Nancy, I mean

Sunday Dinner by Nancy

@FBAwayDays You'll just have performative bellends throwing beers over everyone like in pubs when England score.

Officials in The Football League want the alcohol ban lifted at stadiums so fans can drink beer in their seats. Would you welcome it? 🤔🍻

@HimothyReports Reminds me of berbatov. Not sure he is deceptively quick as berba was

WOLTEMADE IS MADE FOR TOTTENHAM

@TRobinsonNewEra @Keir_Starmer Youre gonna goad him into staying ffs 😅

You was finished by a football hooligan from Luton @Keir_Starmer

@powerfulwizerd Daft sod Pillock Plonker

😂

@slidecube @Sup3rbobb Sound. What I said is still true

@Efflixus @Sup3rbobb Burnley has one win (2020 Aubameyang own goal), and won draw (0-0 in 2022) at the Emirates. They've lost all other 7 visits to that stadium in league matches.

Fuck off?

@HLTCO We haven't even got the best Xavi Simons? FFS

As player celebrations go, Xavier Simons for Bolton at Bradford last night is up there with the best I’ve seen all season long. Complete and utter headloss, lungs busting out of his chest, I rate it highly.

@scrumble_eggs I thought it was a drink

Admit it. You assumed that Dr. Pepper was a man. You didn’t even consider that Dr. Pepper could be a woman.

@imthemanager33 @PresidentToguro @consequence Firstly what does that have to do with paul mcartnney being a clone you spastic? Sort yourself out you paranoid weirdo

@Efflixus @PresidentToguro @consequence You are the one who needs an IQ test. Keep believing that the government have your best interests at heart, won't you?

Paul McCartney explains why he doesn't do selfies with fans. "If I meet someone and they're reaching for their phone, I say: 'I'm sorry, I don't do pictures.' And that is radical these days... "It's important to me... the minute I get above myself and start thinking I'm something else... I won't like me. It's very important for me to be sort of just me. "So I will say, 'I don't want to do the photos.' And they will say, 'Why?' And I'll say, 'Well, I'll tell you why.' And I go into this long-winded explanation of down on the south coast of France, Saint-Tropez, there's a guy on the beachfront who's got a monkey, and you pay to have your photo taken with the monkey. 'I really do not want to feel like that monkey. And when I take a picture with you, I do feel like him. I'm not me. I'm suddenly something else.'" (via @restisents) 📸: Mary McCartney

@AlexPemOfficial @32watto How many kilometres?

@32watto Ffs could you imagine that bloke being your father in law I’d wanna kms

Maddest thing about all of this is Roy Keane is his father in law. Few awkward conversations pending…