Einstein
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Einstein
@Einstein_In
Analyst. Trader. Physicist. Programmer.
Abuja, Nigeria Katılım Ekim 2020
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@Arsenal @Big_nana_02 I didn't imagine Arsenal would win the league. Congrats Gunners!
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@WhiteHouse Our leaders are a menace. First arrest BAT like you did Venezuela's president.
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A THREAD‼️
There’s a huge reason most vendors don’t swap phones or even buy phones from customers.
Sometime in March someone (from TikTok) came to sell an iPhone 16 pro max to my guy at our office.
Man had his receipt and all so it checked out and we bought the phone from the guy. Few days later we sold the phone off.
Fast forward to today, task force sends 2 guys to pose as buyers wanting to get another 16Pro max. So naturally I hand them a 16 pro max to check (phone na water for this side). Next thing a task force officer enters the office and holds onto the phone. He tells me there was an issue with a 16PM that was sold by us few months back and l'd have to follow him to their office to clarify the Situation. He refused to state what exactly the issue was so that made me quite skeptical.
I had customers in the office so I didn't want to make a fuss cause it'll be bad for business. Informed my guys in the office of the situation, had them handle my ongoing deals and followed the task force guys to their office.
Also texted my guy(Olu) that bought the phone to update him on proceedings since he wasn’t around.

I SELL GADGETS📲 VENDOR IN LAGOS@mowaseife
Spending the evening at the police station wasn’t on my bingo card when i woke up today.
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If I haven’t sent you the link and you commented below, it’s because you aren’t following
I no want daddy Elon wahala🤲
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@Esther_aroboto So you expect me to make the same complaint 10 times? I'm silent over it and over you. Bye
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@Prince_Fynnz Which kind work be all that? You're not responsible for a woman orgasm neither is she for yours. Woman wey really like you go wet at your touch, smell or even voice sef. Your erection isn't mostly because she actively tried to physically stimulate you, is it?
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Bro to bro,
1. Use lubricant if she doesn’t get wet.
2. Avoid masturbation while in a relationship.
3. Always stimulate her G-spot so she can reach orgasm.
4. Spend at least 20 minutes on foreplay and properly stimulate her clitoris.
5. Avoid having sex during her period.
6. It is normal to feel horny all the time.
7. Beetroot and watermelon can help improve blood flow and erections.
8. Always practice Kegel exercises.
9. Take your time to properly arouse her.
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Ask 10men atleast 7 of them kept malice cause the women refused to take accountability, apologize or tried to downplay how their actions makes the man feel. You’ll tell a woman what she did wrong and she’ll reply “is it because of this small thing you’re angry” or she’ll pick a fight so it’s always a case of “I don’t have anything to say to you till you take accountability and apologize”.
wande@blaccmajek
If we ask Frank Edoho reason for the malice, una go hear say na because the wife don do wetin she no suppose do. But well na twitter we dey, everybody sabi run home wey no belong to them.
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@Dating_Diary2 God is not a money doubler. You have to grow out of this childish behaviour
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I was owing three months rent with only ₦4,200 left in my account.
The landlord had already given me a quit notice.
That Sunday I remembered Malachi and decided to tithe my last ₦2,100 despite the fear.
I prayed, “Lord, if You are truly my Provider, prove it.”
Two days later, a client I hadn’t spoken to in two whole years called me.
He transferred ₦850,000 with a simple note: “God told me strongly to bless you this week.”
I cried in my room for almost an hour. Tithing and giving to God is not a scam.
It is obedience that unlocks heaven’s windows in ways we can never predict.
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When you think of the relationship between Muslims and jihad, think of polygamy.
Polygamy is explicitly permitted in Islam. Muslim men are allowed to marry up to four wives. And yet, the vast majority of Muslims don’t practice it.
Why? Is it because they’ve rejected the idea in favor of monogamy? Of course not.
It’s because polygamy is inconvenient in today’s world, financially burdensome, legally complex, and socially stigmatized.
But remove those barriers, and any Muslim who desires four wives and can manage them will feel religiously entitled to pursue it.
It’s not a question of belief, it’s a question of opportunity.
Jihad operates the same way.
The command to fight non-Muslims and subject all of humanity to the rule of Allah is central to Islamic doctrine. But how many Muslims are actively engaged in jihad today?
A tiny fraction.
Is it because the rest reject the theology of jihad? No.
It's because the modern world, nation-state laws, surveillance, and military supremacy, makes it impractical.
If the external restraints were removed, if the circumstances allowed, what would stop millions from joining the fight?
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@plot_twistttt Like I always tell men, you're not responsible for a woman's orgasm.
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Women can literally cum from:
- Just kissing (especially a really good one)
- Thigh riding / being straddled
Edging for a while
- Grinding on a pillow (or stuffed toy)
- Some massages or light touching if they're already worked up
- Making out with heavy petting over clothes
- Having their hair pulled + neck kissed
- Watching someone they’re really attracted to
- Dirty talk + teasing alone
- Clit stimulation through panties (even just fingers on top)
- Shower head water pressure
- Bicycle seat / car vibrations on long drives
- Yoga poses or stretching in certain positions
- Light spanking or being dominated
- Foot massages that hit the right nerves
- Even just fantasizing really vividly without touching
Momo@Lulu_Hon
Women can literally cum from dry humping.
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@david_ninow @realMaalouf If they gave up the constant drinking and hearty party vibe they have going on, they might show some guts and brains, finally. If they have any left. Muslims only prey on whom they consider weak. If you retaliate, like the Jews do, then they hide behind their women and kids.
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