StinkyMalinkyLongLegs
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StinkyMalinkyLongLegs
@Ejsdon
UpTheDonsmin
Scotland, United Kingdom Katılım Ocak 2011
143 Takip Edilen113 Takipçiler
@AberdeenFC Just go to training next week and do nothing else apart from defend set pieces. It really is that fucking simple. I'd hate to see the goals conceded at set pieces numbers for this season. Will be massive.
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Would you rather spend $200 billion to bomb Iran or…?
A: give every teacher in America a $62,500 bonus
B: provide downpayment assistance for 20 million young families
C: build 1,300 rural hospitals
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@Fireblade_Jim Only in the UK. The government here are thieves, to fund absolute nonsense. In continental Europe diesel is still cheaper than unleaded. We are stealth taxed with absolutely everything we buy - and we sit back and put up with it.
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WHY THE FUCK IS DIESEL 25-30p DEARER THAN PETROL!
Absolutely fucking ridiculous.
I Remember when diesel was cheaper and everyone started buying diesel instead. Suddenly it became dearer than petrol, funny that isn’t it.
Government and fuel suppliers are cunts!
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@sheepie76 When you say game 89, what does that mean? Have you been to 89 matches this season?
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Game 89 - Dons 1-1 Falkirk - a draw fair 2 mistakes for both goals otherwise rest of game poor. We ar least had a structure. Robbo kicked every ball n defo as frustrated as the rest of us. Great day hospitality.well played to all the Falkirk fans I know top 6 well deserved.
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@offtheballbbc Boyle has the worst haircut in Scottish football. In fact he's got 3. On one heid.
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Tell us your tales of the worst haircuts you've had! What were the trends that you look back on in disbelief? 💇🫣
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FT | Kilmarnock 1-0 Hearts.
A huge three points at Rugby Park! That one was extra sweet 😉
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@anon_opin 53 and change hairstyle every 6-12 months or so. Currently growing long for first time in a while. 80% ish grey, but cheat with just for men shampoo and take it back to about 50/50. Wouldn't mind being bald one bit.
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Men over 40 with a full head of hair should be obliged to revert permanently to the haircut they had when they were 16. Level up the playing field a bit.
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@_CM_67_ It's quite easy to visit Edinburgh and never once speak to anyone who is from there.
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Edinburgh is one of those cities that tourists absolutely love but no one else in Scotland can really understand why
If you’re in Scotland and only stay in the central belt then you are seriously doing it wrong
The Spectator Index@spectatorindex
Best cities in the world, 2026. 1. 🇦🇺 Melbourne 2. 🇨🇳 Shanghai 3. 🇬🇧 Edinburgh 4. 🇬🇧 London 5. 🇺🇸 New York 6. 🇿🇦 Cape Town 7. 🇲🇽 Mexico City 8. 🇹🇭 Bangkok 9. 🇰🇷 Seoul 10. 🇯🇵 Tokyo 11. 🇨🇭 Zurich 12. 🇧🇷 Rio de Janeiro 13. 🇩🇰 Copenhagen 14. 🇧🇷 Sao Paulo 15. 🇭🇰 Hong Kong 16. 🇵🇱 Krakow 17. 🇵🇹 Porto 18. 🇲🇽 Guadalajara 19. 🇪🇸 Madrid 20. 🇪🇸 Valencia 21. 🇦🇺 Sydney 22. 🇫🇷 Paris 23. 🇸🇬 Singapore 24. 🇲🇦 Marrakesh 25. 🇻🇳 Hanoi 26. 🇬🇧 Bath 27. 🇪🇸 Bilbao 28. 🇩🇪 Berlin 29. 🇦🇺 Adelaide 30. 🇨🇳 Beijing (Source: TimeOut)
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@EveningExpress Put some car gates in. Charge people if they don't use bikes. Charge pedestrians to walk on Union Street. Will save the planet, honest.
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Report shows Aberdeen residents ‘want to drive less and cycle more’ – do you agree? dlvr.it/TRR9Dq
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@TheFamousReds Was hoodwinked into DNA with a sales call on the Monday after the SC win. Was still boozy, would've signed up for anything. Won't be renewed.
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In just a couple of months Lutz has signed a player on loan from Rangers, threatened a fan and now by the looks of it away to appoint Robinson. Completely out of touch. Can't see how there's any coming back from this with the fans now.
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Stephen Robinson has it all to do to win over his Aberdeen doubters as abysmal form and nagging sterotype stalk him | @ScottBurns75 verdict on a manager bombshell 💣
dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football…
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@AberdeenFC Tell everyone you sniff glue without actually using the words, "we sniff glue"
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Aberdeen FC has this morning been officially given permission to enter formal talks with St Mirren manager Stephen Robinson regarding the vacant managerial position.
The Club will provide an update in due course.
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@offtheballbbc Aye, ask Graeme Souness if the joke about him and Miller in the Mexican brothel in 1986 is actually a true story.
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Today we havs Graeme Souness and Pat Nevin as our guests on OTB!
Do you have any questions for either of them?? Get them in early and we will get them answered! 👇
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@dadbegg And some nice money to be made at the bookies on a Falkirk win, because for some strange reason The Dons will start as favourites.
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Despite the #anger, disappointment and frustration of last night, and #Leven's comment "We are in #trouble," the #Dons need our support and backing as never before, starting on Saturday against Falkirk. None of us want #relegation.
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@dadbegg Would be a fine change. Different grounds for away days. What's the point of being in the top league if you aren't competitive?
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"It is an ugly, ugly end to what has been a superb game of football"
Chaos breaks out on the pitch at Ibrox as both sets of fans end up on the pitch following Celtic's penalty shootout win over Rangers
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