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Fun fact: 4-time Major winner Gannon Buhr hasn’t finished outside the top 15 since the end of 2023! 🤯

@JaredWeissNBA @lamelobaal Good thing they don’t do the full 48 report, cause…. Yeah

BREAKING: Trump attacks Texas Democrat James Talarico — and gets a FIERY sermon in response that he won’t forget Donald Trump thought he could score cheap political points by calling James Talarico an “insult to Jesus” because the Texas Democratic Senate candidate is “beyond woke” and believes that God does not discriminate on the basis of gender. Unfortunately for Dementia Don, he picked the wrong person. Standing in a Black church in Texas, Talarico didn’t just clap back — he delivered a moral reckoning. “The president of the United States just said that I insulted Jesus,” Talarico began. “You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their health care while cutting taxes for billionaires.” And that was only just the start. “You know what insults Jesus?” he continued. “Deporting the stranger and separating babies from their mothers.” Then he went even further — taking aim at war, corruption, and hypocrisy. “You know what insults Jesus? Bombing innocent school children in Iran and sending our brave men and women off to die in another forever war… Covering up the Epstein files and then refusing to prosecute a single person in them.” This wasn’t politics as usual. This was a full-on moral indictment. Talarico — who has been attacked by Trump for supporting transgender Americans and saying “trans children are God’s children” — flipped the script entirely. Instead of backing down, he grounded his message in the very teachings Trump tried to weaponize. “I am not a perfect Christian,” he said. “There’s only been one perfect Christian and he was crucified on a cross 2,000 years ago.” And then came the line that hit hardest: “Jesus told us to love our neighbors as ourselves… Can we imagine war in heaven? Can we imagine bigotry in heaven? Can we imagine poverty in heaven? Then why do we tolerate these things on earth?” That’s how you respond. Not with insults. Not with fear. But with clarity — and conviction. Trump tried to smear him. Instead, Talarico delivered a sermon that’s now echoing far beyond that church. Please like and share James Talarico’s inspiring words!

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Dear old people, waking up at 6am, tending to a garden, eating dinner at 5pm, reading books, and going to bed at 9:30pm feels amazing. I was wrong. You were right.

Trump to NATO allies who didn’t pay up (2024): “No, I would not protect you. In fact I would encourage them (Russia) to do whatever the hell they want.” NATO allies to Trump’s request for military help (2026): “Go fuck yourself, pedophile.”

@AndrewYang Do you blame them?

It makes me sad when friends who are not American decide not to visit or are curbing travel here because they don’t think they’re wanted.

“There is no superior race.” “There is no chosen people of God.” “It is neither the United States nor Israel.” “The chosen people of God is all of humanity.” President of Colombia - Gustavo Petro

Studies show that watching a beaver eat cabbage lowers stress by 17%

O Ethical Hoops Gods, We beseech thee on this fateful eve, as the Spurs and Celtics clash in a battle of titans. These squads boast a combined 17-3 record in their last 20 outings. Bestow fair officiating upon the refs—let their whistles be free from bias. Amen.

@SpursNationYo Carter Bryant!

ROLL CALL! How many Spurs fans are on X? I want every single one to comment and I’ll follow a few! 👇

Steve Kerr on SGA (15 free throws tonight): “He’s incredibly clever. He knows exactly how to draw contact. It’s all within the rules. I don’t have a problem with Shai. I have a problem with the rules.”

@theDGFanatic Trail, Firebird, Luna

DiscMate app Top 15 Most Popular Discs (2026): How many do you bag? 🤔 DiscMate has been up since last summer with more than 7,000 users and 70,000 discs added.

@swipathefox @spurs Weird extra arm in there?

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@prockwellbg I'm so happy to not see Kolob on this list - I hate that one and cringe when it's one song list in Sac Mtg and a "friend" is attending. Also no military or political reference songs please

Working on a list of the top 20 hymns of all time. Comment your submissions below. LDS hymn books, children’s songbooks, and tabernacle choir performances will all be considered

@TicTocTick Insider trading

Dow Jones, in its 130 year history has dropped a 1000 points or more 14 times. 12 out of those 14 times were under Donald Trump Presidency.

US: “It was a preemptive attack on Iran” Pentagon: “No sign that Iran was going to attack first” US: “No but if Israel attacked Iran, then Iran would have attacked us, so we preemptively attacked them first” 🤡 This is beyond satire.

@no_narrator @LegionHoops Head fake so we stop complaining about tanking?

@LegionHoops Adam Silver saying "Fuck it, how much worse could it get? Bring in the strippers."

Luke Kornet is asking the Hawks to cancel their "Magic City Night", saying that it's disrespectful to women: "The NBA should desire to protect and esteem women, many of whom work diligently every day to make this the best basketball league in the world... we should promote an atmosphere that is protective and respectful of the daughters, wives, sisters, mothers, and partners that we know and love... Allowing this night to go forward without protest would reflect poorly on us as an NBA community, specifically in being complicit in the potential objectification and mistreatment of women in our society."

Bulls fans, please help spread the word: Victor Wembanyama posted on Instagram seeking public help to find his 23-year-old friend Elijah Hoard, last seen February 27, 2026, at Chicago's O'Hare Airport after being dropped off for a flight to France that he never boarded. Authorities are urging tips to (312) 747-8380. (Some local fans legitimately asking if anyone checked the local ICE facilities?)

Tremendo mensaje que le manda la presidenta de México a Trump: Nosotros estamos haciendo nuestra parte deteniendo el tráfico de drogas hacia los EEUU, es hora que EEUU haga lo suyo detenga el tráfico de armas hacia México: el trato debe ser recíproco 🤯